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- Ninjapope, on 06/03/2009, -14/+947Typo. "Ignore her" should be "Be an ***** to her"
- fudsak, on 06/03/2009, -9/+938They forgot "buy her *****".
Which I will carefully edit to "buy items for her", not to be confused with "pay for her fecal matter". - drappehsmada, on 06/03/2009, -2/+665what about pulling up beside them in an SUV with a video camera? from what I've seen that always seems to work.
- philkav, on 06/03/2009, -32/+603is "ingore her" slang for rohypnol?
- woofers07, on 06/03/2009, -4/+541Flirting with her friends and not her works really well too.
- infermon, on 06/03/2009, -5/+497I ignore women all the time, but they also ignore me.
- seanstuart, on 06/03/2009, -11/+325I always offer them tickets to the gun show.
- someguyouknow, on 06/03/2009, -5/+319Yea... cause I tried the ignoring thing. They just return the favor.
- JFitzpatrick, on 06/03/2009, -12/+315Impressing her parents isn't as important as you'd think. My wife would tell you that my not putting up with her parents nonsense was far more endearing to her than me trying to play along and be the peacemaker.
As for the ignoring part... you're damn right that works. When I met my wife we hit it off immediately, then she got busy and didn't return my call. I'm not someone who waits around for anyone, so I just went back to the dating bender I had been on when I'd met her. Two weeks after we'd last talked I happen to be in the middle of a date when I see her across a restaurant. She walks right over, interrupts my date (who was a terrible bore, it turns out) and asks me out. Apparently a woman can't stand to be ignored.
Funny followup: Six months later I asked her to marry me. I'm standing in line at a fast food place and the girl I was on the date with the night my wife interrupted happened to be right behind me. She says hello and while making small talk says "Man remember that rude girl that interrupted us? Geez!" I laughed and said "I do remember her. I asked her to marry me last night." - smord, on 06/03/2009, -4/+296BADABADABA BEEEE BOP BOP BADA BO
...BOP BOP BADA BO - tdmeth, on 06/03/2009, -6/+243http://xkcd.com/513/
- krumplicukor, on 06/03/2009, -14/+228I say "Respect her" should be the thinnest.
- Shiftgood, on 06/03/2009, -7/+203girls only want what they cant have.
- IMTheSupervisor, on 06/03/2009, -3/+190Nothing gets a girl into you like jealousy. Dugg 100%
- XkenX87, on 06/03/2009, -0/+167so much for being creepy
- slicksoul999, on 06/03/2009, -7/+173Don't forget have money, it helps
also, don't wear your Digg t-shirt - andnever, on 06/03/2009, -2/+166you missed the crucial first step of showing initial interest and then ignoring her
- 6shot, on 06/03/2009, -9/+172This graph speaks the truth.
- tmyprod, on 06/03/2009, -1/+144"The only women that fall for that are the cheating nympho whores, who only want sex."
...So, you're saying the horn thing works? - namelessXsilent, on 06/03/2009, -10/+153"Be an *****"
- TwistyMcFister, on 06/03/2009, -0/+134"60% of the time, it works every time"
- Cainxinth, on 06/03/2009, -6/+136I think you mean people want what they can't have.
- JFitzpatrick, on 06/03/2009, -2/+129The wife said yes ;-) As for the girl in the fast food line... she looked at me like I was pulling her leg and said "No, seriously." to which I said "Quite serious. The lesson to be learned here is that rude or not, aggressive people get what they want."
- zantos420, on 06/03/2009, -2/+122unless, of course, you're into scat
- greeneggs29, on 06/03/2009, -2/+121Should be: "Nothing gets you into a girl like jealousy."
- Eurynom0s, on 06/03/2009, -5/+123"Hey I really like you."
response- :| :| :|
*nothing*
"OMG I WANT YOU SO BAD" - Tenareth, on 06/03/2009, -1/+117And have one of the most annoying laughs ever...
er, I mean... what are you talking about? - seanstuart, on 06/03/2009, -1/+115That is gold.
- petebot, on 06/03/2009, -1/+113Wasn't that an episode of dharma and greg?
- bicyclethief, on 06/03/2009, -1/+111That's why I load up with the Axe bodyspray.
Aww yeah playa! - Spure, on 06/03/2009, -1/+108the suspense!! what did she say after?
- inactive, on 06/03/2009, -2/+106threesome! the girl in the store got so hot when she heard that
- Narcism, on 06/03/2009, -6/+106Maybe it's slang for "Bludgeon her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave"
- geodebug, on 06/03/2009, -7/+91Follow this chart boys and its the only pie you'll get.
- DephexTwin, on 06/03/2009, -3/+87It can be done by following a few simple rules:
✓ BE HANDSOME
✓ BE ATTRACTIVE
✓ DON'T BE UNATTRACTIVE - dreamweaver1984, on 06/03/2009, -1/+82ur doing it wrong
- LordofShadows, on 06/03/2009, -1/+81"I want to be with a guy who actually cares and will be nice to me and respect me"
(Two months later)
Yeah, he cares about me, is nice and respects me, but... I'm just not attracted to him. - Coffeedemon, on 06/03/2009, -1/+72Since summer is fast approaching don't forget the time honoured tradition of honking at them in your ***** car while they cross the street in front of you.
Any females reading this? Does this ***** work on a girl who knows how to read because I see it all the time in the city. The only ones I see who take notice are the ones who look like they put their makeup on with a broom. - JFitzpatrick, on 06/03/2009, -1/+716 years =)
- ratherred, on 06/03/2009, -1/+67Or the crucial first step of being at least somewhat attractive yourself.
- fungusmonkey, on 06/03/2009, -5/+71It works because it's based on a simple principle - the majority of women are overly self-conscious. The reason they are attracted to flawed men, or men who treat them poorly, is because it automatically makes them the "good one" in the relationship. No girl wants to date a guy who makes her feel like he's a better person than her. Same principle works for ignoring a girl - they are so insanely obsessed with proving their own self-worth that they will start to wonder why someone like you isn't falling all over themselves to get to her. Sooo, they go out of their way to get your attention just to prove they can. It's Psych 101.
- inactive, on 06/03/2009, -2/+67Yeah, that's about right.
- inactive, on 06/03/2009, -1/+63This is not always true man, at least for the non-studs. I'm not good looking enough for most girl to approach me by simply ignoring them so I have to actually do the talking to get them interested.
unless if I'm ignoring them wrong... - baaadbart, on 06/03/2009, -0/+62If you're expecting to go into a bar and ignore every chick in there you'll be destined to go home alone. How is a girl going to like you if they don't even know your name? Being confident has everything to do with getting a girl; note, confident, NOT arrogant and not an *****.
- kgbpimp, on 06/03/2009, -6/+66It does not work if you are ugly
- FlyinRyan89, on 06/03/2009, -1/+61My best pickup line:
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
...works everytime... - MWeather, on 06/03/2009, -2/+61Confidence is just arrogance with charm.
- christoast, on 06/03/2009, -10/+68*****!
-kramer - Narcism, on 06/03/2009, -3/+60She's lovin' him with that body, I just know it....
- dasdef, on 06/03/2009, -1/+58"women love the snub"
-kramer -
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