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Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff

theonion.com — Local resident Steven Bertram is "fed up" with girlfriend Alicia Maas' incessant need to do stuff, a visibly frustrated Bertram reported Monday.

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  • jizzlies, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3You need to read this article about 10 signs it is time to break up with your girlfriend:
    http://www.digg.com/odd_stuff/TEN_SIGNS_IT_IS_TIME ...
  • SmooveO, on 02/10/2008, -0/+2As usual, headline = great, rest of article = meh, wake me when it's over.
  • Noosejunkie, on 02/13/2008, -0/+2Great stuff, premium Onion reporting...
  • noncn4mst, on 04/15/2009, -0/+1I wish my relationship was a satire... I always want to do stuff, too.
  • brownfallleaves, on 02/14/2008, -0/+1its the onion...
  • Jerek, on 02/11/2008, -0/+1Or maybe the whole thing was a joke and you didn't get it.

    Maybe.
  • stewartallyn, on 02/09/2008, -1/+2Girlfriend, fiancee, wife...its all the same.
  • busybenj, on 02/11/2008, -1/+1Uz a douchbag
  • dreamercgl, on 02/11/2008, -3/+0what the *****? this is some lazy *****. This girl just doesn't want to sit on her ass and watch tv and video games. She wants to get out and enjoy life. I can't believe that he thinks that asking to go out and eat 11 times in 6 mths is excessive? Jeez, that's not even 2 times in a month. This guy just wants a mommy. I think she should ram a catheter up his penis, slide the refrigerator next to his recliner, and put him in diapers and go find someone else. Good god. This is one lazy son of a bitch.
    He doesn't have a life. Get out Alica. Run Alica Run. Don't waste your time on some guy that thinks life is living like a hermit. Go out and enjoy your own life , ***** him.
    He's ugly anyway. You can do much better. Find a man that is socially cultured.
    There is alot of guys out there that love going to movies, parties. Man , oh Man.
    I see a movie at least twice a month and go out to eat at least once a week.
    this guy is a LOSER. He needs a woman who has no life.
  • lazyleo, on 02/09/2008, -5/+1Dugg for making a full story out of so little crap

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