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- TonyKay, on 05/06/2008, -0/+26"He can be identified by his smell (reputed to be quite pungent), and also by the fact that he is a one-eyed flying ogre with his spam javelin lodged in your rectum."
sigh, I thought someone was writing my biography for a moment. - Dagreenman, on 05/06/2008, -1/+21You don't have to be Nostradamus to think, "Hmm, I am currently looking at a huge ball of *****-covered rats slathering a path straight towards my face. I predict that bad things will soon happen."
this made me lol so ***** hard. - jakash, on 05/06/2008, -5/+25#8. Everywhere - Ninjas
- fluidfoundation, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16I thought Bigfoot was gay after he said my ass looked hot in those jeans.
- santiago1, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13 What, no mention of Mr. Babyman?
- Ender008, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13How do we kill it?
- HeDiggMe, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12HA, I didnt know the rat king was from folklore. I remember the rat king from the original teenage mutant ninja turtles
- loganhid, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10come on.....how can these things be real, they only exist in books and TV....their fictional like Harry Potter and Donald trump
- PathmarkPolice, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9Gay Bigfoot is real. He's my Armenian foster brother who lives in San Fran.
- Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8That's the worst part. No matter how many times you digg it down, it always comes back.
- InfinitySnatch, on 05/06/2008, -1/+9El Chupacabra is real, asshat.
- GamerVer05, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Where's the dune reference, with the death worm?
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Jesus Christ! It's Batboy!
- moletimer, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6Ninjas aren't mythical - they just hide and sneak around a lot to give the illusion of non-existence...
- NeverReturnKid, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6Maybe we have Wolpertinger intelligence?
- Llanowar, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5There are 17 ninjas in your room right now.
- lead2thehead, on 05/06/2008, -1/+6They left out chupacabra.
- akatherder, on 05/06/2008, -2/+7Manbearpig
- DiggasWAttitude, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5I worked in some Andean villages where they have a legend about a white devil that comes and kidnaps little children. Unfortunately for me I fit the physical description and was often greeted with a hail of large rocks. Now they have legends of a dumb white gringo that runs away shrieking like a little girl if you throw rocks at him.
- Llanowar, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5No
- coolboy0286, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4Don't be suprised if jakash doesn't post another comment for a while......
- MrTito, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4In Mexico?
- Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3The correlation was obvious. In fact, I happen to agree that religion is simply superstition on an extremely wide scale. But religion bashing in response to a comedy article is a little ridiculous. I don't mind people ridiculing Christianity in response to something like Expelled, or bashing Liberals/Conservatives/Whoever when the focus of the article is something stupid that a politician did. It just seems excessive when people bring it up in response to a Cracked article or a Penny-Arcade comic, or whatever.
Maybe I shouldn't have said unrelated... perhaps uncalled for would have been better. - baronsmeg, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Actually we are all constantly followed by 17 Ninjas.
- andrew1210, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3For the suspense!
- Ringwurm, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3"On the whole, manananggals are fairly harmless. Oh, except that they feed on pregnant women, using their hideous proboscii to suck out the hearts of their fetuses"
This almost makes Falcon Punch sound humane. - BevansDesign, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I can't imagine that Gay Bigfoot would be a species that would last past the first generation...unless it's really Gay Yet Surprisingly Good at Artificial Insemination Bigfoot.
- AwwHellYeah, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3SHAI HULUD!!!!
killer worm
killer metal band - amanilaenvelope, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4i am in fact a Wolpertinger
- amanilaenvelope, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3No
- Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4I'm going to start a spreadsheet documenting how long it takes for someone to bring up either religion or politics in relation to an unrelated story. I will sort by topic of original story, number of comments before the first religion/politics post appears, and the amount of time before the first religion/politics post appears. If anyone has any more ideas for possible correlation, I will gladly expand the study.
- beargrylls, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Ladies: I am a Wolpertinger.
- Antwan718, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3So there are an infinite number of people assuming ninjas are people to the power of 17?
- Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3They have human intelligence, too? We're doomed.
- trevorjez, on 05/06/2008, -2/+4cracked back on the front page? i thought the front page was only reserved for the huffington post...
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Dugg for "gay bigfoot"
- zointax, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Bonnacon.. http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast80.htm
- ThisIsTheEnd, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2PenisOgreRapistMan, thats a screen name and a half.
- Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Are you proud of Laos, or proud of her fire-breathing Buddhist eels?
Oh, and have you seen any? - loun88, on 05/06/2008, -1/+3Dugged for mentioning Laos!
Lao pride!!! - Samohtneas, on 05/06/2008, -1/+3FLYING RAPE OGRES AND SPAM JAVELINS
- fxu1989, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Where's El Chupacabras ?
- FadieZ, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Gay bigfoot's REAL, *****.
- saymawa, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2kill it with fire!
- Eddiecoaster, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2i'm super duper serial
- loun88, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Well when I said Lao pride, I meant I am proud of Laos.
No, it's a myth. - Velvolver, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2DIRT FOOT!
- hartley, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1This reminds me, I really need to start listening to Coast to Coast AM again.
- craighoxton, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Englebert Wolpertinger
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