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Gay Bigfoot & the 7 Weirdest Mythical Creatures in the World

cracked.com — Every country has its own version of Bigfoot. Some are terrifying, some are awesome, and some are just plain ridiculous. We've found the seven creatures that manage to be all three.

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  • thebloodvayne, on 05/06/2008, -6/+5Wow, The Death Worm of Mongolia = dild'owned
  • jakash, on 05/06/2008, -5/+25#8. Everywhere - Ninjas
    • moletimer, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6Ninjas aren't mythical - they just hide and sneak around a lot to give the illusion of non-existence...
    • coolboy0286, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4Don't be suprised if jakash doesn't post another comment for a while......
    • Llanowar, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5There are 17 ninjas in your room right now.
      • baronsmeg, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Actually we are all constantly followed by 17 Ninjas.
        • Antwan718, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3So there are an infinite number of people assuming ninjas are people to the power of 17?
  • HeDiggMe, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12HA, I didnt know the rat king was from folklore. I remember the rat king from the original teenage mutant ninja turtles
  • cmuwriter, on 05/06/2008, -0/+21Dugg for Spam javelin.
  • TonyKay, on 05/06/2008, -0/+26"He can be identified by his smell (reputed to be quite pungent), and also by the fact that he is a one-eyed flying ogre with his spam javelin lodged in your rectum."

    sigh, I thought someone was writing my biography for a moment.
  • fluidfoundation, on 05/06/2008, -0/+16I thought Bigfoot was gay after he said my ass looked hot in those jeans.
  • Dagreenman, on 05/06/2008, -1/+21You don't have to be Nostradamus to think, "Hmm, I am currently looking at a huge ball of *****-covered rats slathering a path straight towards my face. I predict that bad things will soon happen."

    this made me lol so ***** hard.
  • moletimer, on 05/06/2008, -2/+1Rat King? As in the bad-guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
  • SpookyPig, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Jesus Christ! It's Batboy!
    • Lynxpro, on 05/06/2008, -2/+1Leave Kevin Rose out of it, unless you are claiming he pretends to be a Popobawa when Alex gets too drunk and the cameras are turned off.
  • INDOAZZ, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2Isn't # 5 a JACKALOPE?
  • amanilaenvelope, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4i am in fact a Wolpertinger
    • Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3They have human intelligence, too? We're doomed.
      • NeverReturnKid, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6Maybe we have Wolpertinger intelligence?
  • Haitianpimp1190, on 05/06/2008, -9/+1Hey I just learned how to kill 7 mythical beast...

    WHICH I'M NOT GOING TO USE IN MY LIFETIME BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT REAL!!!!!
  • PathmarkPolice, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8Gay Bigfoot is real. He's my Armenian foster brother who lives in San Fran.
  • Ringwurm, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2"On the whole, manananggals are fairly harmless. Oh, except that they feed on pregnant women, using their hideous proboscii to suck out the hearts of their fetuses"

    This almost makes Falcon Punch sound humane.
  • lead2thehead, on 05/06/2008, -1/+5They left out chupacabra.
    • InfinitySnatch, on 05/06/2008, -1/+9El Chupacabra is real, asshat.
  • FUR10N, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2why can't they just put them all on one page? it's not like a book where there is a limited space
    • Llanowar, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2How about loading times?

      It's not like 2 pages is really that bad.
    • andrew1210, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3For the suspense!
  • santiago1, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12 What, no mention of Mr. Babyman?
    • Ender008, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13How do we kill it?
      • Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+8That's the worst part. No matter how many times you digg it down, it always comes back.
      • bosssmiley, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Take off and nuke Digg from orbit, as it's the only way to be sure?
  • loganhid, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9come on.....how can these things be real, they only exist in books and TV....their fictional like Harry Potter and Donald trump
    • etnuts, on 05/06/2008, -4/+3no ***** Sherlock

      BTW tikbalangs are real i got slapped by one of them when i was 10 and i am still looking for my way home
      • injury0314, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1No tikbalangs in the article dude. They have the mananangal though.

        People here wouldn't recognize a tikbalang if they got slapped by one.
        • etnuts, on 05/07/2008, -0/+1pls check page 2 and tell me what you see
  • Kolosssalll, on 05/06/2008, -3/+1https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/209 ...
  • winnestow, on 05/06/2008, -7/+2obama has a crush on rush limbaugh
  • trevorjez, on 05/06/2008, -2/+4cracked back on the front page? i thought the front page was only reserved for the huffington post...
  • BevansDesign, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3I can't imagine that Gay Bigfoot would be a species that would last past the first generation...unless it's really Gay Yet Surprisingly Good at Artificial Insemination Bigfoot.
  • Nhmarine, on 05/06/2008, -4/+1German Tiger-bunnies FTW
    Yet another display of the collective gullibility of the human race. Sure, we are not "gullible" enough to believe these myths now (but what we are gullible enough to believe in is, say, religion) but people were such ignorant idiots (religion... religion.... Do you see the same paralell that I do?) that they believed this... They forgot to mention the Cucuí.
    • Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -1/+4I'm going to start a spreadsheet documenting how long it takes for someone to bring up either religion or politics in relation to an unrelated story. I will sort by topic of original story, number of comments before the first religion/politics post appears, and the amount of time before the first religion/politics post appears. If anyone has any more ideas for possible correlation, I will gladly expand the study.
      • Nhmarine, on 05/06/2008, -2/+1It isn't unrelated. Assume that religions are wrong in its assertion that there is a "higher power" or diety or whatever. Now, with this assumption, the poeople who believe in them are obviously gullible enough to believe in it. It is the same with these legends, people were gullible enough to believe in them. Therefore, these mythical creatures are like gods, in that they have been able to convince generations of their existence without any proof other than fairy tales. See the correlation now? Of course you don't, you don't want to, so you will never be able to see anything....
        • Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3The correlation was obvious. In fact, I happen to agree that religion is simply superstition on an extremely wide scale. But religion bashing in response to a comedy article is a little ridiculous. I don't mind people ridiculing Christianity in response to something like Expelled, or bashing Liberals/Conservatives/Whoever when the focus of the article is something stupid that a politician did. It just seems excessive when people bring it up in response to a Cracked article or a Penny-Arcade comic, or whatever.
          Maybe I shouldn't have said unrelated... perhaps uncalled for would have been better.
      • mentallyinhell, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Let me see it when its done, this is getting out of hand.
  • loun88, on 05/06/2008, -1/+3Dugged for mentioning Laos!

    Lao pride!!!
    • Enasni1212, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Are you proud of Laos, or proud of her fire-breathing Buddhist eels?
      Oh, and have you seen any?
      • loun88, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Well when I said Lao pride, I meant I am proud of Laos.

        No, it's a myth.
  • destron, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Dugg for "gay bigfoot"
  • DiggasWAttitude, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6I worked in some Andean villages where they have a legend about a white devil that comes and kidnaps little children. Unfortunately for me I fit the physical description and was often greeted with a hail of large rocks. Now they have legends of a dumb white gringo that runs away shrieking like a little girl if you throw rocks at him.
  • NeoCon4Life, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Bunnies that need to be flashed to be distracted.....
  • beargrylls, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3Ladies: I am a Wolpertinger.
    • MasterTroll, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1I think they're more interested in the Death Worms out there
    • craighoxton, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1Englebert Wolpertinger
  • GamerVer05, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Where's the dune reference, with the death worm?
  • zointax, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Bonnacon.. http://bestiary.ca/beasts/beast80.htm
  • akatherder, on 05/06/2008, -2/+7Manbearpig
  • thriv3n, on 05/06/2008, -3/+0omfg that was halarious.
    the bunny and the woman are the best.
    ******************************************
    you have to read the "How to kill" part :P
  • wutimatang, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1The Laos mythic creature one sounds to me like the flying lantern celebration the Taiwanese celebrate.
  • Velvolver, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2DIRT FOOT!
  • AwwHellYeah, on 05/06/2008, -0/+3SHAI HULUD!!!!
    killer worm
    killer metal band
  • fxu1989, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Where's El Chupacabras ?
  • Jennadickes, on 05/06/2008, -1/+2There's actually a Wolpertinger pet that you can have in World of warcraft. (I feel like such a ***** nerd right now) It's a quest reward for the "Beerfest" thing they have in game around Octoberfest time. You have to get really drunk in game until your character starts hallucinating and catch a bunch of Wolpertingers. Then you get the cute little bunny creature to follow you around everywhere. He also makes crazy noises when you click on him. Not that I know this from experience or anything.
  • FadieZ, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2Gay bigfoot's REAL, assholes.
  • Samohtneas, on 05/06/2008, -1/+3FLYING RAPE OGRES AND SPAM JAVELINS
  • Lynxpro, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1I am disappointed that none of these beasts can be killed with a six demon bag. So much for shaking the pillars of heaven.
  • ThenWang, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1How Do We Eat It?
  • hartley, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1This reminds me, I really need to start listening to Coast to Coast AM again.
  • ThisIsTheEnd, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2PenisOgreRapistMan, thats a screen name and a half.
  • MattSkiX13, on 05/06/2008, -0/+0how to kill a manananggal: sprinkle salt or garlic on the detached torso so its unable to re-attach and it will die when the sun comes up.
    or shoot it a lot. how simple... i'm surprised there are still some around. I might have to plan a manananggal hunt soon.
  • saymawa, on 05/06/2008, -0/+2kill it with fire!
  • Kali075, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1I bet half of the people who read this only noticed it because it starts with "Gay Bigfoot"
    • JakeyG14, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1You mean there's an actual article to go along with the headline?
  • Austin7687, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1I was never a fan of Cracked as a kid, but Cracked.com has been on lately!
  • electrosheep, on 05/06/2008, -0/+1PenisOgreRapistMan = my new username.
  • kdahl82, on 05/06/2008, -0/+0I'm very disappointed that the albino flesh-eating ETs from ET 2 - Nocturnal Fears are not on this list.
  • Strungout, on 05/06/2008, -0/+0I was butt-burgled last night, goddamn Gay Bigfoot is insatiable
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