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First There Was Dog Fighting... Now, Baby Fighting! [VIDEO] watch!

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  • ISmokesDaPot420, on 05/15/2008, -4/+15Reminds me of the episode of Malcolm in the Middle
    • miggie, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2The sad part is that they arrest 3 groups of people in England for have baby fight clubs.
  • itsthebrod, on 05/15/2008, -2/+36This was a funny idea... The first time I saw it, when the Upright Citizens Brigade did it.
    • mechcon, on 05/15/2008, -0/+11Hear hear! UCB are becoming more and more forgotten :( but it is their show which inspires many comedians today :P

      Point is, UCB for the win!
    • elevatedms, on 05/15/2008, -2/+8You give my ass pennies to your daughter to buy gumballs
    • MCShortbus, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2As soon as I saw the name I thought of UCB as well
    • Renuvian, on 05/15/2008, -0/+3Jon Stewart made a "Hole in the sheet" joke in his opening last night. It was epic.
    • benhollister, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2I pledged $100 to the Little Donnie Foundation during a telethon last month.
    • Powerfan5000, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1They were ahead of their time no doubt.
  • jakatan, on 05/15/2008, -2/+5I won't say Die, but at least severely maimed.
  • Witchbaby, on 05/15/2008, -2/+8Ahhh baby steroids...what a wonderful memory of my childhood.
    • doshindude, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2All i remember was constant gnawing.
  • tomatogoodness, on 05/15/2008, -5/+34Olivia Munn. Do yourself a favor and google image that name.
    • Rodalli, on 05/15/2008, -1/+18Thank you.

      http://monsterscifishow.files.wordpress.com/2007/1 ...
    • punkcat, on 05/15/2008, -3/+4still can't stand her or that other host on g4
      • popfrogs, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2She's actually pretty damn cool. She even interviews well. The other girls, however, like the annyoing Layla Kaley or whatever and the chick opposite Sessler...they probably have 3 ounces of talent between them.
        • quaunaut, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2I'd have to wholeheartedly disagree. Morgan Webb is one of the most talented ladies in tech right now. Pshaw.
          • popfrogs, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1If she's so talented, what's she doing reading Microsoft propaganda off of cue cards in a crappy XPlay segment every day? I wouldn't even call her a "lady of tech", she's just a low-budget talking head.
  • Cloud7659, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1Brutal
  • bdub92, on 05/15/2008, -5/+5Dugg for Olivia Munn, shes actually kinda funny despite the ***** scripted AOTS
    • PsychoDesigns, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1I dugg u up for the "***** scripted AOTS". I don't know how funny she really is
  • branndon, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2That was awesome, and very well done. Kinda makes me want to start training my 17 month old niece for the UBFC.
  • ErikHarrison, on 05/15/2008, -0/+9It had potential, but then it just fell flat on it's face. That Munn chick is a hottie though.
    • XBunnyRacer, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1
      You actually wanted the babies to fight?~?
  • bosssmiley, on 05/15/2008, -1/+1The opium no longer gives us pleasure and, in my delirium I imagine myself haunted by the spectre of an immense Louis XIV wig. Now we resort to the rookeries and drinking hells of Limehouse to watch the most depraved among the lowly howl and bay around the tot-fighting ring.
    "Go on my son! Kick 'im in the shins! Do 'im with the rattle! Knock 'iz dummy out!"
    Oh infamy! A new low. We are fallen so far as to become patrons of toddler baiting!
    The Chap, Aug-Sept 2007.
  • n3demonic, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1Everybody was kung fu fighting...
    • revanrules, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2those kicks were fast as lightning...
  • bitches, on 05/15/2008, -4/+0Ok. Where do I sign my son up?
  • egeo2000, on 05/15/2008, -1/+3Damn, I was hoping for some blood.
  • matschig, on 05/15/2008, -1/+6TO THE DEATH
    • CHAD3814, on 05/15/2008, -1/+3No, To The Pain
      • CaptEnder, on 05/15/2008, -2/+2I'm not sure I'm familiar with that one.
        • execute85, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
          To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
          The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
          Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
  • LucerinRed, on 05/15/2008, -1/+3Sad thing is, baby fighting rings have already been found in the UK.
  • Thing2, on 05/15/2008, -1/+1That was great - I wonder if the last shot where the babies went at it only took one take....
  • kasama, on 05/15/2008, -2/+2They should join this: www.babyfightclub.com
  • RadicalEdward, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1FREAKING AWESOME!
  • phunlee, on 05/15/2008, -1/+4I love the Baby Buster Extras!
    • Xondar, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1I agree, the Baby Buster shorts are the best!
  • Kersius, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1FINISH HIM!
  • batguano, on 05/15/2008, -1/+1not loading, anyone know of a mirror?
  • culbeda, on 05/15/2008, -3/+4How does a site named "FunnyOrDie" consistently manage to do neither?
  • drethedog, on 05/15/2008, -1/+2it’s about time they found a way to turn a profit on those little *****…
    • Enfecktion, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1way to dupe the comments from the original website...
    • portlyfrank, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0Amen to that brother. They eat you out of house and home, leave, get married and come back with their own brats who eat you out of house etc. I see a World Wide Federation of Baby Fighting and Sumo Bring it on
  • Jamesara13, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1lol Hilarious, sooo funny,
  • nickert0n, on 05/15/2008, -4/+1Epic
  • Drugx2, on 05/15/2008, -2/+0ok that does it, i'm having a baby!
  • youdlike2know, on 05/15/2008, -1/+1i just creamed over the first chick
  • a1cd, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1All the funny videos from funnyordie are about babies...
  • brainflakes, on 05/15/2008, -1/+0I liked the Bluejam version better (http://www.thejim.iofm.net/bjamep11.html)

    AMERICAN WOMAN: Generally to start it's the, the one-to-one combat. Two eighteen month old babies are placed in the pen, made from old crates or sometimes a plastic paddling pool. They're held apart when the bets are being made, and then the baby man makes his noise, that's the signal that we, uh, we're gonna start. And we let them go, and they hit and scratch and kick and do whatever they want to do to maim or stop or floor the other kid. In a good fight it's very, very clear who's won. There's a kid on the floor in a pool of, uh, blood or vomit, and there's a kid running around, and it's the kid who's running around who's the winner.
  • BoxerBurn, on 05/15/2008, -3/+0That's cute.. I always think this is what my husband is up to while I am out.
  • shoediva, on 05/15/2008, -5/+0Cute Idea............thank God it was only a joke.
  • Sutako, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2"You ready to do this?
    What, now?
    No, after Blues Clues."
  • YodaJones, on 05/15/2008, -0/+2Oh yeah, I want Ultimate Baby Fighting. Only one baby comes out alive. Now that's television I would watch.
  • klovely78, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1Father #2 was my college roommate... still his best work was a lifetime movie about date rape "She Cried No". Starring Candace Cameron and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

    Stellar performance Nick! Stellar!
  • RrunnerX, on 05/15/2008, -0/+0Ha, ha - in your face UFC!

    Thankfully enough it seems the contenders turned out to be pacifists in the end?
  • dontlookleft, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1as ralph wiggum would say, "still funny, but not ha.ha. funny"
  • madhatter349, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1This was done in a Still Standing episode.
  • faceless323, on 05/15/2008, -2/+1new comment system....yay!!!
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