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break.com — Earth Day is for liberal hippie douches. Heres the far superior alternative.

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  • mrmontrose, on 04/23/2008, -17/+152Look out for hippie drum circles forming in your back yard
    or
    pour oil on a duck
    • BrapAllgood, on 04/23/2008, -7/+32Eat some *****' rocks already, people!
      • weeeezzll, on 04/23/2008, -4/+5Learn to swim and east ***** rocks people. Swim...and eat rocks. Happy ***** the earth day!
        • thumperings, on 04/23/2008, -3/+2lol too funny.... especially since it's Thumperings birthday today.. Forever more i get to say hurrah ***** the earth day is coming. :)
          • 3rdfinger, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1happy ***** THE earth day people. :)

            (it's like a person with tourettes saying happy earth day...)
            south park tourettes girl
          • BrapAllgood, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Happy birthday, Thumperings! I hope you ***** that Earth good and received no false cake.
    • frozenpxl, on 04/23/2008, -5/+50I actually printed out two 300 page books at Staples on earth day.
      • Thugacation, on 04/23/2008, -8/+1It probably would've been cheaper to buy the Harry Potter books.

        You could've saved the world, man!
        • frozenpxl, on 04/23/2008, -9/+6I'd rather read Liberalism by Ludwig Von Mises and For A New Liberty by Murray N. Rothbard than harry potter.
          • stabbingkittens, on 04/24/2008, -5/+3I'd rather read Harry Potter. I am reading Harry Potter.
    • uhhNo, on 04/23/2008, -3/+3you bastard!
    • frozenpxl, on 04/23/2008, -9/+1http://img388.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture3e ...

      times two.
    • OwdenBowden, on 04/23/2008, -1/+17Thats funny because I arraigned for 24,000 diesel spewing rigs to par together in a field close to a middle school and then I had them idle their engines with their cfc Air conditioners blasting out their open windows - from Earth days start to Earth Days end. All while drinking vats of hot coffee from very large Styrofoam cups. To keep us warm we chainsawed a bunch of 100 year old oak trees. What a great time.
    • RepubOperative, on 04/23/2008, -12/+10Weather Channel Founder’s Forecast: NO global warming in forecast
      http://thenewamerican.com/node/7524

      Expert: "We're brainwashing our children" about global warming
      http://blogs.usatoday.com/weather/2008/04/expert-w ...
      • SilentSpyder, on 04/23/2008, -8/+1Better safe than sorry.
        • scubasteve377, on 04/23/2008, -2/+12If we decide to start spending billions (and possibly trillions) on absolutely retarded policies like the corn ethanol disaster, currently causing food shortages around the world and record food prices here at home, and idiocy like paying taxes to the UN (on our way to world socialism), in order to stop something that may or may not be real (if you think the science is "settled" then you have truly not been paying attention), while at the same time strangling the one process, capitalism, that might produce the technology to avert a disaster (if a disaster in fact does exist), with tons of new regulations, taxes, and subsidies that "progressives" use (ironically) to bring progress to a screeching halt, then we are going to be very, very sorry indeed.
    • badjoke, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2A years ago a friend and I were spraypainting a creek because it looked cool. It wasn't until later that we learned it was Earth Da---Errr, "***** the Earth Day"

      I still feel bad about that. :P
    • ElectroOverlord, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Actually Olive Oil on a duck....sounds pretty ***** goood!
  • sweetkillah, on 04/23/2008, -18/+32slap her around a bit, classic
    • linagee, on 04/23/2008, -2/+3I'm going to go out and rent an SUV just for F*ck the Earth Day! :-)
      • TheKingInYellow, on 04/23/2008, -2/+1well, you better hurry because the day is almost done.
    • skealoha86, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2is this supposed to be entertaining? because it's sort of reminding me of idiocracy.
  • kidfinesse, on 04/23/2008, -10/+420dugg for "pour oil on a duck"
    • supericy, on 04/23/2008, -1/+12dugg for "learn to swim people, and eat rocks" LOL
    • Matt174e, on 04/23/2008, -0/+9Remeber that Saved by the Bell episode? A duck died because so they didn't invest in oil pumps that would have made them billions.

      ***** the earth ducks.
    • Matt174e, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1because of oil*
    • BlackJackJester, on 04/23/2008, -0/+15earth day is the one day I don't pour oil on wildlife.
    • LLamaStar, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2"eat ***** rocks people" got me ;p
    • jeffreyan12, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1here is a video from last years F*** the earth day
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk (not a rick roll)
    • scarz99, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1*Pours oil on a duck*
      "Thats mean. Thats mean kidfinesse."
  • Ohenry415, on 04/23/2008, -32/+300"in my opinion the earths gotten soft over that past few years, what we need to do is slap it around a bit, make earth our bitch"
    • keviniskool, on 04/23/2008, -2/+58Dude, you could really help people. Maybe you should do Closed Captioning for PBS.
      • fuzed, on 04/23/2008, -3/+26"Dude, you could really help people. Maybe you should do Closed Captioning for PBS."
        • DickInyerhole, on 04/24/2008, -1/+12""Dude, you could really help people. Maybe you should do Closed Captioning for PBS.""
        • blueandgreen24, on 04/24/2008, -1/+12"""Dude, you could really help people. Maybe you should do Closed Captioning for PBS."""
        • Cruelapollo, on 04/24/2008, -2/+7""""C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!""""
        • Intamin, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2""""" """""
        • ivansusanin, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1"""""C-C-C-C-COMBO ***** the hard of hearing
    • badjoke, on 04/23/2008, -0/+24Yeah, that's what he said. Thanks.
  • daviddoodle, on 04/23/2008, -20/+12That's why there are so many fat people, no body's eating rocks.
  • Colt4cm, on 04/23/2008, -22/+5"Make earth your bitch"
  • gapingass, on 04/23/2008, -8/+40Get that man $400.
  • shondell, on 04/23/2008, -49/+24"If the world is so warm, why was it so cold this winter?"

    Can any of you ***** hippies explain that!
    • ElAssoWipo, on 04/23/2008, -24/+9Yes.
    • pakakapa, on 04/23/2008, -14/+5dumbass
    • Corrosionx, on 04/23/2008, -27/+12Because environmentalists are always right, no matter how wrong they are. They are the new catholics.
      • ninsei, on 04/23/2008, -6/+3thanks for making the argument for us :)
    • MattB123, on 04/23/2008, -3/+22Seriously? This was included because it's a perfect example of a very poor argument. Hopefully (for you) you were just playing along. Yeah, that's the ticket!
      • twiztedambience, on 04/23/2008, -5/+14Shondell sounds like one of the break.com viewers who took this video way too seriously / or more likely, just didn't understand. I hope he doesn't live near any ducks.
    • bovilexia, on 04/23/2008, -7/+8i have actually heard people argue that before. global warming doesn't have to do with the specific temperature of one day compared to the specific temperature of another. global warming is the steady increase in the average temperature of the earth over a long period of time.

      and yes i realize that you were being sarcastic, but the sad part is there are people that use that as an argument against global warming instead of scientific facts.
      • scubasteve377, on 04/23/2008, -5/+6Like the fact that average global temperatures haven't risen in ten years, when an El Nino hit in 1998? Facts like that? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7329799. ...
        • salinemist, on 04/23/2008, -3/+4Stop it with your facts and logic, you'll screw up their pseudo-religion.
      • sadisticsprout, on 05/07/2008, -0/+0all data that fails to support the obvious impact GW is having are obviously funded by the evil oil companies right? how about how the media has switched from "new ice age" to "the terror of global warming and vice versa every 30 years or so? when are people going to learn not to trust anyone who cries doom is upon us? lmao

        http://businessandmedia.org/specialreports/2006/fi ...

        manbearpig's coming for you!
    • linagee, on 04/23/2008, -0/+9terrorists.
    • RomeyRome, on 04/23/2008, -2/+12What happened to the ozone layer hole that was supposed to kill us all?
      They figured out there's no money to be made there.
      • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -1/+7Oh no, you didn't hear? They patched her right up! Piece of friggin cake.. You know, the same scientists that lost a probe over mars because they couldn't convert metric units properly.. Yeah fixing the intricate layout and balance of gases in our atmosphere was no problem.. Now we just need an accurate 5 day forecast..
        • JaronDiggGuy, on 04/23/2008, -0/+5You do know that the advent of supercomputers was for two things: simulating nuclear fallout and predicting the weather, right? We're still not even very close to getting the latter down...because it's that god damn complicated.
      • davidjunit, on 04/23/2008, -2/+6Yeah, amazing how the whole O-zone hoopla has died out... probably like the whole climate change thing will in 10 years.
      • badjoke, on 04/23/2008, -1/+6It sits above Australia giving one third of the population skin cancer.

        The "hoopla" has died out because environmental laws have been enacted that will return the ozone hole to a healthy state within 12 years at the current rate.

        The ozone hole is really not a big deal, and doesn't contribute to global warming. It's mainly just something that people can latch onto and bitch about.
    • Sixcolors, on 04/23/2008, -4/+5Successful troll is successful.
    • exronin, on 04/23/2008, -3/+2Its called you failing out of high school : )
    • badjoke, on 04/23/2008, -2/+4It shouldn't be called "Global Warming." It's "Global Climate Change." Some areas will get much warmer while others will get much colder.
      • salinemist, on 04/23/2008, -5/+7In other words it's a load of *****.
        • JaronDiggGuy, on 04/23/2008, -4/+4Hm...nope. I think that's called "You fail."
        • solistus, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Yes, clearly nuance means falsity. War is peace. If you need to know anything else, well, we have re-education facilities for no-good intellectuals like you.
      • Atomic05, on 04/23/2008, -1/+4It also tends to make weather patterns more intense, so where you see much colder weather than normal during one season, you'll see much hotter weather in another. Don't be surprised if this summer is a real scorcher.
      • Pritchard, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2It shouldn't be called "a problem", it should be called "a side effect".
      • MedHead, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1"Global Warming" became "Global Climate Change" when those who distribute such propaganda realized things weren't getting hotter like they promised.
        • solistus, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1This is what we call "projection." Unlike you, the "propagandists" for climate change base their opinions on objective matters on empirical evidence. There has never been a credible interpretation of empirical evidence that could accurately be called "global warming." The only thing that has changed is the way that idiot pundits and their spoon-fed followers like yourself misappropriate scientific evidence and ignore the counsel of actual scientists to promote a political agenda.

          To sum it up: nobody "promised" that CO2 et al would lead to uniform increases in temperatures. The fact that climate change is complicated and will have different effects in different areas has been known and understood by intelligent people for quite some time. You are lashing out against pathetic caricatures of science purported by the mainstream media, and have no idea what the theorists are actually claiming. The environment consists of complex, interlocking systems, and when they get thrown off, your and your favourite pundits' idiotic 'common sense' attempts to apply these ideas are worse than useless. This goes just as much for the "omg it's a hot summer this year, global warming!!11" people as well as the "omg it's a cold winter this year, no global warming!11" morons like yourself. The catastrophic consequences of imbalances in the Earth's climate cannot be reduced to a ***** weather anecdote.
    • wmaguire, on 06/13/2008, -0/+0"Because environmentalists are always right, no matter how wrong they are. They are the new catholics."

      Is this guy related to peter griffin? :-] Love it, but he is right to- its like they are paying the government to teach the children about global warming- even though it hasn't been proven yet! And yes I know that is probably the case that global warming does exist (even if it isn't as "death-threatening" as first thought, but it isn't proven. And until then- in my opinion it's not fact!!!
  • tomato3017, on 04/23/2008, -43/+8I for one welcome our Earth Bitch Slapping overlords
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/23/2008, -9/+3keep your feet off my bitch!!!
  • ZiggyDaZigster, on 04/23/2008, -10/+2God this needs to get dugg, haha
  • EwMo, on 04/23/2008, -20/+362Dugg for the Metric System being a theory.

    Hail USA!
    • yohnstoppable, on 04/23/2008, -2/+61The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.
  • paintpro, on 04/23/2008, -11/+9I try to celebrate every day. :)
  • Needles13, on 04/23/2008, -12/+105Bender: "You guys eat rocks right?"
    Leela: "No."
    Bender: "Not even if they're sauteed in a little mud?"
    • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -64/+5Let me be the first to say.. Futurama is and always was a very mediocre show. Your quote just further proves my point.
      • Zihuatanejo, on 04/23/2008, -1/+47You disagree with me. Therefore you are wrong.
      • saxreturns, on 04/23/2008, -1/+18You'll be the last person saying it too... It's pretty much the funniest animated series ever made, ever. If you didn't like it then I think you're short one sense of humour.
        • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -20/+3ATHF, Squidbillies, The Simpsons (pre 2000), Harvey Birdman, Space Ghost, Southpark, Family Guy...

          Just off the top of my head.
          • saxreturns, on 04/23/2008, -0/+13You like all of those but NOT Futurama?

            You're weird, man. Seriously. I love all of those (apart from Squibillies, which I've never seen), but Futurama wins for me.
          • Needles13, on 04/23/2008, -2/+9Haha. If you think Futurama sucks you might as well go kill yourself right now for having the worst opinion I've ever seen.
          • carpeclunes, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6Squidbillies? I like the others but Squidbillies is terrible.
          • Lanlost, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9Good thing you specified "pre 2000s" Simpsons. Wouldn't want anyone thinking you were a sell out.. you know, like someone who lists all of the stock cartoons to like AND forgets Futurama.
          • tolbs, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3am I the only one who thinks The Simpsons 2000 and on is as freaking awesome as the ones prior? Its hard to find an episode I don't like...
          • lamiaconfitor, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3the simpsons has gotten a bit better this season.
          • utahnkid, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1I'll never conform!! I've ALWAYS hated that show.. I was an avid Seinfeld/Simpsons fan and seriously never missed an episode.. Unfortunately had to watch Home Improvement because it came on right before... But Gayorama came out right when The Simpsons was getting horrible and what do you know! The creator of the best show in the world (that happens to be sucking hard recently) has a newer, better show for you!... So betrayed.. Like finding out a childhood friend was gay the whole time. Futurgayness had an episode where they tried daemonizing file sharing... I think it's kind of like what happened to The Beatles.. They were good then all these side projects started coming up and bam.. you're dead.
      • wmaguire, on 06/13/2008, -0/+0Futurama is made by the Creator of family guy- which in my opinion is the funniest show ever! Therefore- futurama is also one of the funniest shows ever.

        See where I'm coming from here?
  • typicalusername, on 04/23/2008, -20/+7This would have been far better for the hippie slander and ditching the political *****...

    "Learn to swin, and eat *****' rocks, People!"
  • jeb4, on 04/23/2008, -27/+4Earth day isn't about the planet, it's about the comfortable survival of the human race. Our species is just a speck on the map of Earth's history, we're only killing ourselves slowly by being wasteful.
    • burstaneurysm, on 04/23/2008, -1/+12Jeb, I'd like you to meet satire.
      • typicalusername, on 04/23/2008, -5/+2More like I'd like you meet "having a sense of humor".... not even satire...
        • Servebot, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2satire - the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
          Its satire.
    • krsone2424, on 04/23/2008, -1/+9you mean to tell me that burying Styrofoam isn't good for the environment?
      • BadseedJR, on 04/23/2008, -0/+4Nope, but burning it is perfect!
        • scubasteve377, on 04/23/2008, -1/+5Styrofoam + Gasoline = Napalm = Hours of Fun for the Whole Family
          • richIsBored, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2I tried that once with my family. I miss them.
  • Sifter, on 04/23/2008, -14/+121I thought every day that people get up, drive to the shops in the centre of a city to buy piles of overpackaged crap made halfway round the world in a massive SUV was f*ck the earth day?
    • mywhitenoise, on 04/23/2008, -19/+6I'm amazed at how many douche bags like to act like climate change isn't a problem, and think it's funny to joke about making things even worse.
      I don't see the point in over consuming, being wasteful, while at the same time being charged more for gas, energy bills, and home owners insurance (because of the rise of natural disasters).
    • dagnome1984, on 04/23/2008, -9/+5Not the irrational SUV phobia.
      http://skeptoid.com/audio/skeptoid-4015.mp3
    • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -7/+4Did you know all that packaging actually reduces waste? We throw less away now then we did before refrigeration and sterile plastic packaging.. Don't take my word for it though, research into it and find some credible sources instead of some random kid on digg. But good luck on the whole believing-things-before-you-look-into-them-yourself thing!
      • Ringwurm, on 04/23/2008, -1/+3I don't think he's talking about food. Look at how bubbles are packaged: you've got the annoying clamshell plastic cover, some stupid net around the bottle, and sometimes a bag around the ring thing you dip in the bottle. Do you think bubbles need that much packaging? What purpose could netting around the bottle serve?
        • leazarus, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3Where the ***** are you buying bubbles? Beirut?
    • Jemulov, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3I thought that was just an ordinary day. If I had known that doing that stuff was a holiday I would be doing it with more gusto.

      Thanks for the info, now I can start celebrating right!
    • quaunaut, on 04/24/2008, -3/+3K then, liberal douche
  • Hetman, on 04/23/2008, -17/+180The earth does not care about us, why should we care about it? After the thousands of years trying to elimate the human race through natural disasters the earth is finally getting a little pay back. Exactly what it deserves.
    • mywhitenoise, on 04/23/2008, -13/+7The Earth isn't going anywhere, humans are the ones that are going to die from natural disasters.
      • BadseedJR, on 04/23/2008, -4/+8Jesus man, he's ***** joking.
      • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -1/+4Well technically the earth is going to burn up into unrecognizable dust when the sun burns itself out. And for some reason I have this feeling the humans on earth at the time will have environmentalist claiming its from all the unnecessary space pollution so we need to rack up some more tax dollars to fund very important sun change research.
        • BenKenobi88, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Sunshine?
          • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Is a movie that has NOTHING to do with environmentalism.. But good call on the similarity
          • BenKenobi88, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1You mentioned "sun change research"...the first thing I thought of..
          • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1haha yeah I know what u mean... What did you think about that movie? I thought it was like life changing amazing until the last few parts.. Fastest turn around from a good movie to a bad one I've ever seen.
    • Bamont, on 04/23/2008, -1/+7Literally the best comment I've read all day.

      Sorry, I don't get out much. :(
      • mcbarron, on 04/23/2008, -4/+5... as opposed to being figuratively the best comment?
        Literally the worst use of the term "literal" I have literally seen all day.
        • BadseedJR, on 04/23/2008, -0/+8I bet you feel better for correcting a random stranger's use of a word... that wasn't technically incorrect. You got him good,
          • JordanAwesome, on 04/23/2008, -2/+2It would actually be "you got him well." Getting someone is an action therefore to describe it, you need to use an adverb.
          • scubasteve377, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1^^See, this is why I love digg so much. I'm being completely serious.
          • BadseedJR, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1^^ I agree. I laughed when I read his reply to me.
        • Bamont, on 04/23/2008, -0/+5Pretty sure you should check the definition. There are several meanings, and I'm aware of them all. For enlightenment purposes - I'll give you one:

          free from exaggeration or embellishment.

          See what I did there? I proved you wrong and made you look stupid, all by citing a definition. Perhaps next time you shouldn't come to Digg and flex your ePeen, when it's obvious we all know how to use Google. (Though I prefer actual definitions from actual dictionaries, like m-w.com.)
    • jectorhead, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1This comment should be the intro text for the video. I'm gonna blow this up and put on a
      billboard next year.
  • ClevelandBrown, on 04/23/2008, -12/+5Earth is already our bitch, she's been our bitch ever since the first nuclear bomb was dropped, which is the equivalent of a slap from the pimp hand.
    • Hetman, on 04/23/2008, -2/+23A nuclear bomb really does nothing to the earth. I mean it kills plants and animals etc. But their has been three mass extinctions already and the earth is still here doing fine. Nuclear bombs might eliminate the human race but eventually life on this planet would reemerge and the earth would not even know anything had happened.
      • ClevelandBrown, on 04/23/2008, -1/+24A bitch slap really does nothing to a woman. I mean it kills her self esteem and happiess etc. But there've been women who've been bitch slapped multiple times and they're still here doing fine. Bitch slaps might eliminate her values pertaining to self-worth, but eventually her life would be over and the universe would not even know anything had happened.
      • cardinal23, on 04/23/2008, -0/+3Except most women (or men) can't answer back with a humbling thing such as an earthquake or a tsunami.
        Then again, we're all here. On her. And we've got nowhere else to go. If she dies we will too. Let's not piss her off.
  • CobianSoul, on 04/23/2008, -12/+100dugg for lamest comments ever
  • LifesBlogger, on 04/23/2008, -9/+2Ehh the Earth is our biotch, we've treated her like crap for soooo dam long.
  • zephc, on 04/23/2008, -2/+22*sniffs* A delicious looking limestone rock
  • fazik93, on 04/23/2008, -11/+5"make earth our bitch" lmfao
  • stfudumbass, on 04/23/2008, -10/+3Its funny cause it's true (except for the oil on the duck part).
    • TheDudeDiggs, on 04/23/2008, -0/+3dude the oil on the duck was the best part!
  • coffee200am, on 04/23/2008, -7/+7I'm pounding my drum right now!
  • tchonka, on 04/23/2008, -9/+13youtube link: (promise not a rick roll)
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WABrtOBZAHo
  • Corrosionx, on 04/23/2008, -7/+7Screw you scarcity-minded people, you'll be the ones starving all those people in your respective subjective universes.
  • Biznaka, on 04/23/2008, -4/+5Swim and eat rocks, on ***** the earth day!!
  • R0l0, on 04/23/2008, -8/+6This is so going to be the #1 digg story today.
  • mrzeero, on 04/23/2008, -6/+4Dugg for "destroy the food chain?"
  • maximm, on 04/23/2008, -9/+3a theory like evolution or the metric system, great video hilarious
  • Dunge, on 04/23/2008, -16/+5Wow this guy is such a bastard... worst thing about this it that some people really think like him.
    • jjremy, on 04/23/2008, -1/+7*WHOOSH!*
    • LegoLooney27, on 04/23/2008, -1/+3Can't understand sarcasm, can you? People like you dirty the gene pool and the earth.
  • Nickdotnet, on 04/23/2008, -11/+3Dugg for "pour oil on a duck"...
    • RSterkenburg, on 04/23/2008, -1/+3Buried for being TWO HOURS too late on that call.
      • Nickdotnet, on 04/23/2008, -1/+1OMG! Two hours?! I'm so ***** behind! How dare I only check digg 3 times during my workday? How dare I ***** WORK.....maybe I should become a stock boy?
        • mimigins, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2maybe you should read the comments and digg the person who said that exact same sentence, then you wouldn't get attacked and get defensive and freak out over ....a digg comment. fail.
          • Nickdotnet, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1maybe I read 75 of the 300....sorry...I have a life.
          • NathaMan10101, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Is THAT why your arguing over a few stupid buryes on Digg?
  • laserblazer, on 04/23/2008, -9/+1It's the Earth that gave you an *****, and it's the Earth that's going to widen that *****. It's a filthy animal that ***** where it eats.
  • breathofwater, on 04/23/2008, -2/+26break.com pisses me off, they have adds with sounds on their video pages, that's just idiotic.
    • ahawks, on 04/23/2008, -0/+14What are these "ads" you speak of? Didn't the Internet abolish ads like... 5 years ago?
      • Sixcolors, on 04/23/2008, -1/+5I think you're thinking of NoScript. Which is probably why I didn't see any ads.
      • thallium205, on 04/23/2008, -0/+13or AdBlock
    • Phasmorphage, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1No, those ARE the videos
    • Fubeman, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Here in the USA, we call them"Ads." BUT, we can ADD 2 Ads togethers to make MANY Ads.
  • netbear, on 04/23/2008, -14/+2F*ck the earth day?? Oh, you mean f*ck the earth years with Bush and company? :-P

    Well done!
    • chili555, on 04/23/2008, -0/+9How many speeches did Bush give asking for alternative energy and reducing dependence on foreign oil? How many times did your left-liberal congress, including Obama and Clinton, actually do anything? Do you think there is any blame to share?
  • staeiou, on 04/23/2008, -9/+3This would be funny if people didn't actually do things like this. I've met people who ostentatiously litter, pollute, and leave their lights on (and brag about it) just because they don't like environmentalists. Or because they somehow think it is "edgy." You're not funny, nor are you rebelling against the Liberal Establishment.
    • Sixcolors, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1You didn't even watch it, did you? That, or you have the worst sense of sarcasm ever. Tsk tsk.
  • montana111, on 04/23/2008, -3/+6learn to swim, and eat rocks... cant stop laughing ahahhahah
  • Bhuddini, on 04/23/2008, -2/+0Wasn't Magoo the near-sighted tycoon that was forever driving his gas-guzzling limo straight into a wall? Guess he'd be driving a Hummer into the wall on each and every F*ck the Earth day....and on $120 a barrel oil.
    • Rodalli, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Have him driving the Hummer into the World Trade Center and I think you've got yourself a winner of a comment.
  • ecoop3r, on 04/23/2008, -14/+5Buried even though they are joking people are stupid enough to be affected by this type of humor
  • bitterscream, on 04/23/2008, -8/+1The poor will be hit first if global warming, peak oil, peak soil, or any other doomsday scenario happens. Those with more money like Kevin Nealon will do just fine. At some point, hopefully before the worst damage is done, the poor will start a revolution and overthrow those in power. We will start to see this in 3rd world countries if the food shortage continues. Hopefully more toungue and cheek vids like this will spread the word and we will save ourselves in advance.
    • scubasteve377, on 04/23/2008, -0/+5The food shortages have got dick to do with the actual climate change, and everything to do with climate change hysteria, as the ***** global warming Nazis insist on subsidizing an alternative fuel (corn ethanol) that diverts a huge chunk of our farming capacity away from food production; a fuel, by the way, that takes 129% of the fossil fuel energy to produce as conventional gasoline.

      Long term, the overuse of corn crops will destroy much of our farming soil in a few decades. In the short term, prices for corn, rice, wheat, and other grains have skyrocketed, which is a big deal because the United States produce a large percentage of the world's grain. Since these grains are used in animal feed, as well, meat production will also drop off soon. In the mean time, though, beef prices are falling, because farmers are actually slaughtering the animals at a younger age, you know, because they can't afford to feed them. Obviously, not very good long term thinking. I wonder what happens to beef prices when the supply dries up...

      So, let me see if I can summarize: we are destroying our food supply and our capacity grow basically the only export we have left, causing food shortages and famine around the world, in order to subsidize a grossly inefficient alternative fuel, with money we don't have, while the country is in the midst of economic freefall, all so a bunch of ignorant halfwits can feel all warm and fuzzy that our government is "doing something" about global warming. Congratulations. You ***** retards are going to kill us long before climate change ever even happens.
      • MacGyver2000, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Everyone should listen to this man. He speaks the absolute truth. Another thing is that ethanol significantly shortens the life of your engine as opposed to regular fuels, while only providing 80% of the mileage. If you don't believe it, just humor him and do any amount of personal research from an unbiased source. Corn is one of the most damaging crops to grow for the environment as well besides cotton, because of what it does to the soil, just look at what happened in the Dust Bowl. The enormous fields next to my father's house were growing wheat for many years, but they are now instructed to grow low-quality corn year after year after year, and the quality is noticeably lesser each time. The stuff isn't even edible anymore, so it can only be used for ethanol instead of actual food.
    • NathaMan10101, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1www.freerice.org *****.......
  • LostCruz, on 04/23/2008, -6/+65I think 97,3% off the people viewing this on break.com do not understand this is meant to be sarcastic...
  • CatalystDM, on 04/23/2008, -11/+7Here's a video of Rick Astley performing his hit single "Never Gonna Give You Up"
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
    • drastik21, on 04/23/2008, -0/+3*****, u got me
    • Sixcolors, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2Thanks for the info. I actually enjoy being Rick Rolled. It's such a catchy tune. :) (No, I'm not being sarcastic)
    • userperson, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1A traditional rickroll involves deception, though as this post had enough of that, you get a 2.5 out of 10.0 for novelty.
  • TwoLOUD, on 04/23/2008, -10/+1420 was my day..421 was another my day. go earth day go!
  • davidg11, on 04/23/2008, -4/+5Eat ***** Rocks people!
  • UnSuperSaid, on 04/23/2008, -8/+2Swim, and eat rocks.
  • popltree2, on 04/23/2008, -8/+25"Learn to swim and eat *****' rocks, people."
    • Rodalli, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2lol...that was the part that got me the most. It didn't hurt that it was reminiscent of a Tool song, either.
  • TheDudeDiggs, on 04/23/2008, -4/+5This day is way better than Earth Day!
  • warchant, on 04/23/2008, -13/+7i like the finger is always pointed toward bush and not the ENTIRE US/WORLD GOV'T. i don't care what your bias is, but at least blame everyone instead of one individual.
    • jnava121, on 04/23/2008, -4/+7no , it is one man , who is incredibly stupid by everyone's standard , yet global warming, hurricane katrina, 911 , and most everything bad like stubbing my toe this morning is all masterminded by this stupid / genius president...
      • twiztedambience, on 04/23/2008, -5/+1dug down for placing genius in the same sentence about our president..

        And blaming Bush works, it's his administration, therefore all his cronies fall under his name. He commands a gigantic chunk of government... I don't think it is practical to go through and name individual people, or especially the world government for our problems. By the way, the entire world government? wtf?
        • utahnkid, on 04/23/2008, -1/+4Ever heard of NATO? And jnava121's post holds water.. He's making a point that apparently Bush is the dumbest thing to walk this earth yet he still "commands a gigantic chunk of government" to perpetrate hugely complex things like staging 9/11 and causing hurricane Katrina.. Don't get me wrong, I think Bush is the worst thing to happen to the conservative party since... I dunno.. something really bad. But I'm sick of him being brought up every time something bad happens.
        • warcin, on 04/23/2008, -0/+0Sorry playing the blame game never works at anything, it may be correct but accomplishes nothing
        • HalfGiraffe, on 04/23/2008, -1/+1Oh yeah NATO.
          THAT world government.
          Right.
          You just sit here and make yourself comfortable and the nice man will come with your medication.
          • utahnkid, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Are you slow? I'm saying thats what he meant by "world government"
          • Cloud7654, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1@utahnkid

            Are you slow? He's saying that NATO isn't a world government because, well, it isn't.
      • k3nt, on 04/23/2008, -1/+2dugg down for making me re-read your comment three times because it makes no sense.

        If you are going to fail to use language properly, it should at least be obvious and sarcastic/funny. For example: "zomg that guy's english is full of so much fail."
      • userperson, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Isn't that how you say 'hello' here on digg?
        "Hello to you too"
        Oh! I'm sorry. I'll attempt a reply in the native tongue:
        "Impeach Bush and Cheney"
    • chili555, on 04/23/2008, -2/+5How about adding our do-nothing Congress to the blame list?
      • userperson, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1They 'do' plenty -- i.e. stealing money and pissing it away on their friends and 'important' projects.
        An actual do nothing Congress would totally rock!
      • johnlabmonkey, on 05/05/2008, -0/+1Are you a little bit confused about the whole "veto" thing?
    • Qumahlin, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1Sorry buddy, but becoming president of the US means that if ***** goes sour nationally then your ass is the one being held accountable for not being able to stop it. In bushes case it wasn't about stopping problems, but actively creating them
      • utahnkid, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3See this everyone? THIS is why the country is having the problems it has today. People blaming other people and not taking accountability for their own life. I don't give a flying f*** who's in the oval office, it honestly couldn't phase me any less. Every success and failure in our lives is our OWN doing. No one forced the people of this country to load up with more debt than they could handle, and no one forced anyone into a home they knew they couldn't afford (kind of the same thing I know but I'm making a point that credit card/small loan debt AND over zealous mortgages are two different very important factors). A dangerous mindset of relying on your government is getting more and more popular because on paper it sounds great.. Why pay for your own health care and manage your own money properly when the government will jump in and bail you out, right? No one guaranteed you a happy and successful life, and any government that promises one is just trying to gain more money and power. So sorry buddy, but if things went sour for you, it didn't have anything to do with anyone but yourself.
      • userperson, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1"it wasn't about stopping problems, but actively creating them"
        i.e. government.
  • duckyinc, on 04/23/2008, -3/+7We seem to be F*cking a lot of things on digg..
    • JazzCatDRP, on 04/23/2008, -2/+11Cargo8 isn't.
    • IllBeBack, on 04/23/2008, -1/+10And all of the things being ***** just so happen to NOT be vaginas. For shame.
    • scubasteve377, on 04/23/2008, -0/+11That's because none of us are F*cking anything in real life.
      /obligatory self-deprecating diggers-don't-have-girlfriends joke

      I'm so ashamed.
    • NOFXY, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2you're just afraid someone is going to pour oil on you!
    • NathaMan10101, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Like ur mum?(WIERD JOKe i put there no?Give urself a cookie if you manage to get it.)
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