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break.com — A kid gets a rocket shot at his nuts and epic fails!!!!

Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 24, 2009

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  • sirjohnmichalot, on 06/24/2009, -2/+773What exactly was he TRYING to do?
  • alexacastrato, on 06/24/2009, -2/+616That was soooooooo much better than I thought it would be
  • jordn, on 06/23/2009, -3/+502Did he momentarily hover?
  • FervinsUlterius, on 06/24/2009, -5/+424I hope this means he can no longer breed.
  • 3fingersalute, on 06/24/2009, -0/+412Sometimes there isn't an explanation. I think he honestly was just trying to shoot a rocket into his nuts.
  • rocknog, on 06/24/2009, -14/+423Epic fireworks fail, but epic Darwin win.
  • Ryan0617, on 06/23/2009, -8/+260OHHHHHH ***** ***** *****
  • 7fields, on 06/24/2009, -3/+248Fail? That was a huge success.
  • bashnu, on 06/24/2009, -0/+224Go where no man has gone before?

  • LuckyScofield, on 06/24/2009, -1/+216Dumb friends are awesome
  • inactive, on 06/24/2009, -61/+240Seriously, when is the word Fail just going to die already goddammit.
  • OneRottenTomato, on 06/24/2009, -1/+162Firework Fail or Flaming Hot Enema Win?
  • dafragsta, on 06/24/2009, -3/+136Next on Ow! My balls!
  • captain4004, on 06/24/2009, -0/+133Fire In The Hoooooooooooleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ahwang, on 06/24/2009, -0/+131I don't think this was a "fail"

    I mean... what else could he have been trying to do?
  • Myztry, on 06/24/2009, -2/+95Where the hell did the firework lodge... Surely it couldn't have...
  • AmericanGunner, on 06/24/2009, -3/+96thats what she said.
  • inactive, on 06/24/2009, -1/+89I'm struggling to see how that guy's thought process ever thought that was a smart idea.
  • LBWayward, on 06/24/2009, -0/+81What was he expecting?
  • ThantiK, on 06/24/2009, -2/+79But the point is that he won't be able to reproduce. Dying isn't a requirement of Darwins theory.
  • theaceoffire, on 06/24/2009, -1/+76Now don't get anal over this, don't assume anything.
  • mrmagos, on 06/24/2009, -0/+70Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
  • 3fingersalute, on 06/24/2009, -4/+69And in other news, NASA has confirmed they've finally landed a rocket on Uranus.
  • osteor10, on 06/24/2009, -0/+61I rectum it got stuck in a hole from his jeans.
  • 3fingersalute, on 06/24/2009, -0/+57Doctor, I've been experiencing a strange burning sensation down there.....
  • MCGrunge1, on 06/24/2009, -0/+57Stop assking stupid questions.
  • bashnu, on 06/24/2009, -0/+55Real life cartoon.
  • Danby123, on 06/24/2009, -3/+57Worst. Still Alive thread. Ever.
  • gramathy, on 06/24/2009, -3/+57As ye ask, I deliver.

    http://bit.ly/dyV62
  • theaceoffire, on 06/24/2009, -2/+55Ass Rocket... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the AssShip Enterprise. Her five-year mission... To explore strange new undergarments, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
  • Jough, on 06/24/2009, -0/+51Yeah, I didn't expect it to stick.
  • Cmain, on 06/24/2009, -0/+51I love how the guy in the beginning is most worried about the firework hitting his car.
  • RansomHoldiay, on 06/24/2009, -1/+50a DarWin if you will
  • dashdingo, on 06/24/2009, -1/+49BUTT JOKE
  • Maudrid, on 06/24/2009, -27/+74Fail!
  • fahrvergnuugen, on 06/24/2009, -0/+43It looked like mission accomplished to me...
  • CrimsonFlash, on 06/24/2009, -9/+50When people stop failing.
  • BrewBeau, on 06/24/2009, -0/+39Cheap sex change operation?
  • evilregis, on 06/24/2009, -2/+40His ass accidentally the rocket.
  • SpikeX, on 06/24/2009, -4/+42I hope it made him sterile. Less people like this on the planet can only be a good thing.
  • 3rdDay, on 06/24/2009, -0/+37At least he won't have idiot kids now.
  • christoast, on 06/24/2009, -0/+36I can tell that was genuine fear.
  • dj88masterchief, on 06/24/2009, -0/+36The slowmo sounds like a wookie
  • coondog35, on 06/24/2009, -0/+34Birth control.
  • heresy_fnord, on 06/24/2009, -0/+34UNSUCCESSFUL
  • nomotive, on 06/24/2009, -0/+33'Did he momentarily hover?' should become the new 'Did he die?'
  • uptwolait, on 06/24/2009, -1/+33that's what she said.
  • HelAom, on 06/24/2009, -0/+27I think the explosion at the end made it for me
  • bashnu, on 06/24/2009, -9/+36It is rather descriptive though.
  • dafragsta, on 06/24/2009, -2/+29I'm making a note here.
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