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- marmotman, on 05/07/2009, -2/+234This list will get people killed.
Where are the water purification drops? Where food supplies? Where are the vegetable seeds? Where is the generator and fuel?
I mean come on, gelatin brain mold? Sunglasses? How are these necessary to survival?
The zombie apocalypse is a very real threat, and should not be treated as a joke. - bossm4n, on 05/07/2009, -4/+175Out of the half dozen or so lists of zombie survival gear and tips to make the front page, this is by far the lamest.
- sonicHeart, on 05/07/2009, -3/+169Pills HERE!
- Vivifyer, on 05/07/2009, -3/+106needs more shotguns.
- geauxtig3rs, on 05/07/2009, -2/+104Chainsaw is a horrible idea....
When the battery dies, you may as well be carrying a 10 lb sack of *****...
On top of that, the splatter from the chainsaw can infect you... - inactive, on 05/07/2009, -2/+101Don't forget to bring a towel
- thewrathoffluff, on 05/07/2009, -2/+61Buried for shameless Ray Ban plug.
- jggr, on 05/07/2009, -0/+55Meh, I'm ok with it. People who follow this list just means that they're the ones the zombies are going to come after.
60% of my 'Zombie Plans' revolve around the stupidity of others acting as cannon fodder so I can initiate my 'Omega Plan'.
/No, I'm not telling you what my Omega Plan is. - taox, on 05/07/2009, -1/+52Lists like this make me think people don't take the inevitable zombie apocalypse seriously.
- zuiquan, on 05/07/2009, -0/+50I like how you've thought this thing through.
- thesmallone29, on 05/07/2009, -2/+43did they just reference silent hill when referring to a crowbar..... Half-Life anyone?
- Vosona, on 05/07/2009, -1/+39Technically shut the ***** up.
- Black6x, on 05/07/2009, -1/+38This list is retarded. Gelatin mold? Cordless chainsaw (it's too noisy!!!). The crowbar is the best thing on the damn list.
Lastly, just buy the The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. As far as Zombie survival goes, it's like a Boyscout manual and Ranger Handbook combined.
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Comple ... - nurbsenvi, on 05/07/2009, -0/+34Is somebody gonna shut that god damn DOOR?
- inactive, on 05/07/2009, -1/+35Oh god......someone go dig him up!!!
- ghank, on 05/07/2009, -0/+33My Omega Plan involves surviving until winter. I have yet to see a scenario with zombie apocalypse + Canadian winter. -40 = frozen solid zombies. That is when you take the opportunity to restock supplies, and possibly make a break for the ocean. offshore oil rig FTW.
- ba5e, on 05/07/2009, -0/+31Ammo over HERE!
- sprkoolguy, on 05/07/2009, -17/+47Chuck Norris poster on your front door, problem solved
- billricardi, on 05/07/2009, -7/+36See, I don't understand these articles. Where is the entertainment? Where's the innovation? When I wrote the naval survival guide (Available free at http://knol.google.com/k/bill-ricardi/the-perfect- ... ) , I KNEW there was nothing out there like it. There was detailed explanation, humor, and stuff to make you think.
This is just a list of stuff. No passion, no real information. Nothing new or insightful. I'm into the zombie genre, but this just bores me. - marmotman, on 05/07/2009, -0/+28If he is alive then who the hell did we bury?
- billricardi, on 05/07/2009, -2/+29My boat based guide shows you how to use sustainable power, seafood, and water desalination. :) Zombies don't surf!
- TalahRama, on 05/07/2009, -0/+26You forgot that, even if it did work, the noise would attract many more zombies.
- wjlaw100, on 05/07/2009, -2/+27I thought Abe Vigoda was still alive.....
- Igrift, on 05/07/2009, -0/+23Listen, you don't need to try so hard to get my attention. This article came off desperate, not funny.
- Lurial, on 05/07/2009, -0/+22step 1: start smoking
step 2: get infected
step 3: become a smoker! - InMSWeAntitrust, on 05/07/2009, -1/+21grabbin' peels.
- Velenne, on 05/07/2009, -0/+20Could they crawl up your anchor chain?
- pantsperch, on 05/07/2009, -2/+22I believe they forgot a pump-action 12 gauge, the top choice of zombie killers everywhere.
- flyingsquirle, on 05/07/2009, -0/+20like +100 more shotguns
- bubbameister33, on 05/07/2009, -3/+22I think the worst enemy of a zombie would be necrophiliacs.
- mikelieman, on 05/07/2009, -0/+19http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php
"Abe Vigoda is alive
Page loaded Thursday May 7 2009 4:58:28 AM PT" - MacEnvy, on 05/07/2009, -3/+21You're the worst character ever Towelie.
- dave122, on 05/07/2009, -0/+18I'll take a gravity gun and a good supply of 20" sawblades thank you very much.
- goldfishey, on 05/07/2009, -0/+17I like machete's, good reach, decent heft, easy to clean and keep sharp on a whetstone, and they don't run outta power. Although that little axe would be neat for the off hand....
- MrTankJump, on 05/07/2009, -0/+17The infected in left4dead are a perfect example of how our horrors of a zombie apocalypse could come true. Science doesn't allow for the dead to rise again, but it does allow for a hostile takeover of the brain.
- fugazied, on 05/07/2009, -7/+23Buried for not having a lawnmower on the list.
- billricardi, on 05/07/2009, -2/+17Dear PedoSmooch,
Max's guide was written years ago, and he deemed Naval survival next to impossible and a bad idea.
Having read the book many times, I came to a different conclusion. If you read my article, you'll see that I respectfully disagree with his point of view and presented a NAVAL survival methodology.
Oh, and I know EVERYTHING, *****. - FreckleEars, on 05/07/2009, -0/+14Pretty Please!! I will share my secret remote island with vertical cliffs and a single destroyable path to the top with lots of... I have said too much.
- hawkspur, on 05/07/2009, -0/+14Say that to Gordon Freeman.
- sndream, on 05/07/2009, -3/+16The zombie identification chart is wrong, all 3 are zombies.
- jggr, on 05/07/2009, -0/+12Agreed. And even with an infinite charge, and a bio-suit, it's still just a one-at-a-time killing machine. When was the last time you saw zombies wait their turn to be killed?
- FreckleEars, on 05/07/2009, -0/+12Don't Panic!
- Kimberlyyan, on 05/07/2009, -1/+13billricardi, whether or not anyone thinks your guide is good, simply for your reply, I love you.
- Wakkyweed, on 05/07/2009, -0/+10Naked zombies? Yuck.
- Wakkyweed, on 05/07/2009, -3/+13The Omega Plan:
Phase One - Gather anti-zombie supplies
Phase Two - ??????????
Phase Three - Profit! - TheBigBad, on 05/07/2009, -0/+1016 gauge ammo is too hard to find. If you aren't going to go 12 gauge then go 20. Shotguns as a whole are are overrated for zombie killing. The simple .22 caliber rifle is the most underrated. Ammo is plentiful and you can carry a ***** of it. One shot to the dome and you are dealing with one less zombie.
- jack104, on 05/07/2009, -0/+10the better everyone knows the more will survive.
- shanealeslie, on 05/07/2009, -4/+14But you need too many feats before you could dual wield them effectively, and those feats would be more effective in endurance, speed, and damage reduction boosts.
- inactive, on 05/07/2009, -2/+11Dugg for cricket bat.
- KaosX, on 05/07/2009, -2/+11I think I will stick with my standard list of SHTF items instead of this list.
I'd take my AR and my AK over a gelatin brain any day. -
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