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- clarionhaze, on 02/20/2008, -0/+186And then when you grow up and realize your mom's burger was the bomb.
- Servebot, on 02/20/2008, -3/+101I'd take the big greasy meatball burger with green peppers and onions any day.
- seattlerock, on 02/20/2008, -1/+91I can't believe someone pulled out the Eddie Murphy, I love it
- GuacamoleSan, on 02/20/2008, -1/+84The part with the wonder bread is so true. I always wanted the buns and they were like "but its almost as good". NO! It wasnt as good! You need the hamburger buns! Otherwise it just sits in the middle like a golf ball
- RadiantBeing, on 02/20/2008, -0/+62Wow, Eddie had it good. My mom's idea of pizza was toasted Wonderbread with ketchup and Kraft American Cheese on top. At least he had beef and vegetables!
- volvinator, on 02/20/2008, -1/+60Been there, man... been there... I remember the soggy square "bun". Bothered me so much as a kid and I have no idea why. He's right; Bread is Bread!
- flashingcurser, on 02/20/2008, -1/+39The best comedy is mostly truth, with a little bit of pain, and a pinch of funny.
Eddie Murphy was a master. - keepingitreel, on 02/20/2008, -1/+38If you're too young to remember watching this concert when it first aired (damn, I'm old) I highly recommend it. Only better than this is Eddie remembering chasing the ice cream truck in his town.
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -5/+39that's when McDonald's was good. Over the years - instead of raising prices to compensate for inflation - they have resorted to using ***** ingredients. I can't even stand McDs anymore.
- badwithcomputer, on 02/20/2008, -0/+28Cleo McDowell: Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
- reed311, on 02/20/2008, -0/+28HALF!
- dafragsta, on 02/20/2008, -0/+27Man, this isn't nearly as epic as Delirious. I remember having that cassette WAAAAAAAAAY too young to be listening to Eddie Murphy. I ganked it from my uncle and held onto it a few weeks before giving it back. By then I'd pretty much committed it to memory.
/Your wife ain't no Puerto Rican Gus! The bitch is a bigfoot! Your chirren. They're bigfeet too. - Kingconsulting, on 02/20/2008, -0/+23"I got some ice cream I got some ice cream you can't have none cause your on the welfare"
- teejaay, on 02/20/2008, -0/+23sheesh, I still eat hamburgers on square bread sometimes.
- Ludwig, on 02/20/2008, -1/+23Technically, I am still not allowed to watch Raw. I saw Delirious when I was 10 and showed it to my brother when he was 6. My mother said I wasn't allowed to watch Raw until I was 30. Saw that at 12.
- em00guy, on 02/20/2008, -1/+22Eddie Murphy raw is funny but delirious is the greatest stand up of all time.
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -0/+20I know exactly why it bothered me - nobody wants nasty pink ketchup-grease dough.
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -3/+23Amen to that! Of course, when you're a little kid, you don't know any better - everyone else has McDonald's, so you want McDonald's, too. Let's face it, kids can't tell good food from bad. That's why they're kids.
- Slugs, on 02/20/2008, -2/+19"eww.. Where you get that big welfare green pepper burger?"
- EmitStop, on 02/20/2008, -0/+17Replace the ketchup with Spaghetti sauce and that sounds like a good snack
- plainOldFool, on 02/20/2008, -0/+16"Wanna lick? PSYCH!!!"
- subliminalurge, on 02/20/2008, -0/+15Absolutely. Anyone who hasn't seen both Raw and Delirious needs to drop what they're doing and go find copies of both concerts right now.
- mikehill33, on 02/20/2008, -1/+15MAC...........DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWDS.
- deviouskoopa, on 02/20/2008, -0/+14Yeah same, McDonald's isn't exactly mouthwatering...
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -1/+15Raw is way better than delirious. Better writing and better performance. Delirious is mostly shock value, but Raw is a comedic masterpiece from start to finish.
- badwithcomputer, on 02/20/2008, -0/+14orgasm materialized? uh...that doesn't sound like something i want to eat.
- woohhaa, on 02/20/2008, -0/+14Cause your dad's an alcoholic, an alcoholic...
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -0/+13Quote from Delierious: "First up, ***** ain't allowed to stare at my ass."
My, we live in different times. - codered1322, on 02/20/2008, -0/+12Eddie Murphy > Norbit
- enclaved, on 02/20/2008, -2/+14I'm sorry, my mom's burgers were better then mcdonalds.
- DarthDaddy, on 02/20/2008, -2/+13Cause you on welfare, you can't afford it!
- nullx42, on 02/20/2008, -0/+11No ***** that, bread is not bread if its a matter of consistency. Show me one god damn big mac that has a soggy wet under bread, and I'll show you a "MacDonald's" not a McDonald's
- Burrito, on 02/20/2008, -0/+11If you are as old as I am, then you'll remember watching this in the theater. That's right kids, before Comedy Central, we watched Eddie Murphy in the theater and paid about $3 to do so.
And we loved it...With the exception of his outfit, which even in 1987, I knew was totally gay. - emehrkay, on 02/20/2008, -1/+12Even as a vegetarian Id have to agree
- billmill, on 02/20/2008, -2/+12It's true, Eddie murphy used to be funny.
- threemagic, on 02/20/2008, -0/+10you dropped your ice cream, you dropped your ice cream..
the change in facial expression made it priceless - inhaler, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9Wow, I was just thinking about this skit on my drive home and amazingly enough it's up on Digg.
- Jenadae, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9If this isn't funny then your parents make to much money.
- plainOldFool, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9Great ... now I got the song stuck in my head.
My girl wants to Party All The Time, Party All The Time, Party All The Tiiiiimme. - Zzone, on 02/20/2008, -2/+11I got McDoooooooonalds!
- Hoogie7Dowser, on 02/20/2008, -2/+11Seriously. We should all meet up for group therapy. Mom's are full of *****.
- lostarchitect, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9i like 'em with bacon & sharp cheddar on rye bread.
- lostarchitect, on 02/20/2008, -3/+12wow, old school FTW.
- IllBeBack, on 02/20/2008, -1/+10You didn't get none, you didn't get none, cause you are on the welfare.
Love it. - gute123, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9If you toast the bread a little bit it isn't as bad
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -3/+12Yeah, but check out that outfit - we never gonna stop paying for the sin of allowing the 80s to happen, are we?
- concretemech, on 02/20/2008, -1/+9I'm like Pavlov's dog, the hamburgers taste good to me now cause they gave out toys with the burgers in the happy meals. Maybe if my mother gave me a plastic trinket every time she made a burger I wouldn't eat so much fast food. Damn. Now I want a cheese burger.
- NJank, on 02/20/2008, -0/+8yeah, but what have YOU done for me lately?
- inactive, on 02/20/2008, -0/+8I guess you have to experience it to find it funny. My mom tried the Wonder bread scam numerous times on me, and I gave her the wtf face.
- IllBeBack, on 02/20/2008, -2/+10Completely true. McDonald's french fries used to taste awesome, and now they taste like ass. Must be the removal of the trans fat or something, but they really ***** up the fries.
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