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- Alex2, on 08/16/2008, -3/+507DO NOT poke China.
- DawgMan93, on 08/16/2008, -4/+346If you haven't been on digg in the past week, this should fill everyone in.
- TheMidnight, on 08/16/2008, -15/+228"A Digg User Gets Laid."
"Earth has left the group 'reality.'" - tiltphoto, on 08/16/2008, -5/+201Statuses...
China is SO WHAT THEY'RE NOT 16!!!
Russia is feeling generous!
Georgia is... oops.
USA is GO MICHAEL PHELPS OMG SO MANY GOLDZ! LULZ! - Canadian0207, on 08/16/2008, -17/+194how can Russia send Georgia gifts if they're not friends???
- Rozza, on 08/16/2008, -4/+162I want to Write on Berlin's and China's Wall
- darkzeroman, on 08/16/2008, -1/+147I wish we could have one of these for every week to recap the weekly stories.
- Wilarseny, on 08/16/2008, -0/+121What I want to see is a news agency that presents all their stories this way. I'd friend that *****.
- Axxion, on 08/16/2008, -4/+101i believe that Michael Phelps needs 7 gifts now.
- videoprod24, on 08/16/2008, -6/+95dugg for "Sooooo fake" comment by USA on China's wall
- sidiooo, on 08/16/2008, -16/+91George Bush changed his profile picture to him tapping volleyball ladies :)
- scottsutherland, on 08/16/2008, -3/+77"John McCain has left the group '1,000,000 strong for George W. Bush!'"
- m4csrgh3yk3v, on 08/16/2008, -1/+73Berlin has added the "Funwall" app.
- sidiooo, on 08/16/2008, -0/+63dugg for us being way too into facebook that these joke are meaningful
- marnaq, on 08/16/2008, -3/+46Totally. Buried for unrealistic.
- callmejordy265, on 08/16/2008, -2/+44dugg for "John Edwards changed his relationship status to It's Complicated"
- slipperyslope, on 08/15/2008, -4/+37Unfortunately it would ruin the joke.
"A punch line is the final part of a joke or comedy sketch, usually the word, sentence or exchange of sentences which is intended to be funny and to provoke laughter from listeners."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_line - aladin, on 08/16/2008, -16/+45Lame Comments
- JoeDiggsIt, on 08/16/2008, -1/+28Apparently not. Carry on.
- estaestumadre, on 08/16/2008, -5/+32False. they were not friends AFTER they sent each other "Gifts" derr bottom to top.
- zephyear, on 08/16/2008, -0/+25nothing is "too soon" on the internet
- DefaultGen, on 08/16/2008, -0/+25Alan, you caught me.
- tiltphoto, on 08/16/2008, -2/+26The real question is, why is it bothering you so much?
oh yeah... - dagamer34, on 08/16/2008, -0/+19With 1 gift pending!
- inactive, on 08/16/2008, -1/+19Throw sheep at China instead?
- Vodd9, on 08/16/2008, -0/+17Just admit that you're stalking earth already.
Damn perverts. - Lazyboy0172, on 08/16/2008, -3/+20i read it incorrectly- i read from bottom to top like facbook has it before realizing it was meant to be read top to bottom...d'oh.
- inactive, on 08/16/2008, -4/+20George Bush changed his profile picture to him WIREtapping volleyball ladies :)
Fixed it for you. Women's volleyball is a well-known terrorist activity. - streeters, on 08/15/2008, -5/+20Slipperyslope is correct. I've written plenty of news feed articles and always have to defend the upside down-ess of them. Thank you, slipperyslope, for doing it for me.
- UserNull, on 08/16/2008, -0/+15Yeah actually you do.
- tiltphoto, on 08/16/2008, -0/+15China has Super Wall.
- Wilarseny, on 08/16/2008, -1/+15I like how you ask this about two American humans, rather than however many Georgian/Russian humans. Not trying to be a dick here, I just think it's interesting.
- Ravatar, on 08/16/2008, -0/+13You'll notice if we follow your instructions, the USA commented on a video before it was even uploaded.
- inactive, on 08/16/2008, -3/+16for the last effing time! Older news feed stories are on the bottom! jeeeeez
- diggit23, on 08/16/2008, -4/+17I wish all news was that easy and hilarious
- BetaBand, on 08/16/2008, -0/+12No more tasteless than the war in Georgia jokes.
- spidoman, on 08/16/2008, -11/+23Why does every one of these fake facebooks feeds go in the wrong direction? So annoying.
- PurpleSfinx, on 08/16/2008, -0/+12You are a Digg user.
PurpleSfinx has left the group "Knows when it's just a joke" - WallnutBoy, on 08/16/2008, -0/+10HOLY ***** WHAT DO I DO
- AwakeningAZ, on 08/16/2008, -3/+13This is like Barackbook, except funny. And true.
- itsaplayonwords, on 08/16/2008, -1/+10*Waits for it* I want it too. It would make a lot more sense to a self-labeled Facebook whore.
- scottsutherland, on 08/16/2008, -4/+12More importantly: if someone indicates that you have food on your face and points to their left cheek, do you wipe your left cheek, or your right?
- iChaz, on 08/16/2008, -1/+8does China have a stripper name?
- Aidje, on 08/16/2008, -0/+7Agreed. I went straight to the bottom and started reading from what should have been the beginning, so my first thought was "Why the heck are they saying that Russia initiated the violence with Georgia?"
- inactive, on 08/16/2008, -0/+6Slipperyslope is only partly correct.
The punchline can be at the beginning of a chronological series of events, yet still be told last. The punchline is not bound by the constraints of time and space, it can be wherever it wants as long as it makes you laugh and delivers that "punch". - BigCheezy, on 08/16/2008, -0/+6Although true, I'm going to bury because this is a dupe of previous comments. I think from now on I'm going to bury dupe comments as well as dupe stories.
- nestcrw, on 08/16/2008, -0/+6I see what you did there.
- btraxx, on 08/16/2008, -0/+5there sad alright.
- Halsfield, on 08/16/2008, -0/+5i didnt see it as a joke, none of them were jokes, they were just stories in facebook form, it was more of a documenting of world news from the past week or so.
- itsaplayonwords, on 08/16/2008, -1/+6Or seven and "is sending 1 gift".
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