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Dwights Bouncing Ball will Make Him a Ninja watch!

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  • jasdf, on 06/08/2008, -5/+417I hate those damn balls, here is why:

    I was sitting at my computer on one of these balls. As I gently bounced it was popped by a sharp piece of metal that was in the carpet. As gravity propelled me downward my upper jaw (AKA skull) was caught on the corner of a lower cupboard door that was ajar. It broke out 5 of my teeth and my first three vertebra. To top it off I hit my head on metal footlocker and cut a huge gash in my scalp that required 47 stitches to close. Fortunately someone else was in the house to call 911 or else I probably would have died.

    DAMN BALL!!!!
    • DarkVandal1019, on 06/08/2008, -4/+102Fact: Bouncy Balls are dangerous
      • rey1867, on 06/08/2008, -3/+76Fact: Bears eat beets.
        • Iwantawii, on 06/08/2008, -1/+51FALSE. A hero kills people, people that wish them harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged.
        • DarkVandal1019, on 06/08/2008, -7/+35Beats,Bears ...Battlestar galactica
        • Brick86, on 06/09/2008, -1/+7Okay your thinking of a superhero.
        • fireproofsoul25, on 06/09/2008, -0/+18Jim! Identity theft is a very real problem! Thousands of families suffer from it every year!
        • ClarkNoHeart, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6We all have a hero in our heart.
      • dfsjdkflasjk, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3Fact: Bouncy Balls are dangerous, when popped.
      • Brick86, on 06/09/2008, -2/+4Well that's debatable.
      • ig33k010011, on 06/09/2008, -1/+7Jim, tell them bears can climb faster then they can run!
      • Trykt, on 06/09/2008, -1/+4Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
        • Monk22, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2Do not stare directly at Happy Fun Ball.
    • toxicityj, on 06/08/2008, -21/+7here's why I like them:

      it reminds idiots like you that they aren't furniture.
    • Glugory, on 06/08/2008, -3/+192I don't even care if what jasdf said is true. It sounds too ***** up not to digg.
    • roastedbagel, on 06/08/2008, -4/+16I swear i thought i was just about to get "bel-aired", or "fresh roll'd", whatever there calling it nowadays. Either way, like glugory said, even if it's not true, still too awesome not to digg.
    • robdiggity, on 06/09/2008, -2/+45WARNING: Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
    • vatd112, on 06/09/2008, -6/+3LOOKS like u have a lawsuit on your hands
      • nofrickenway, on 06/09/2008, -5/+3Yes, the makers of small sharp pieces of metal will tremble at this lawsuit...... or is it the plan?

        1.disperse small sharp pieces of metal
        2.pop balls/break teeth
        3.get sued
        4.?????
        5.profit!
        • twiztidsinz, on 06/09/2008, -0/+8I think 3 and 5 cancel each other out.
        • ModernGeek, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1But not if you win with a countersuit! That's the missing step! #4 COUNTER SUE! We found the missing step, now we can profit!
    • twiztidsinz, on 06/09/2008, -5/+15This is the definition of Epic Fail.
    • Shawn4168, on 06/09/2008, -1/+7Exercise is serious business.
    • Spanktacular, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3Yeah...that's the ball's fault.
    • Anthonym1987, on 06/09/2008, -7/+3old copy pasta
    • JakeW, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2Owned.
    • jnava121, on 06/09/2008, -6/+1Looks like you have no coordination on your hands! the words : " i was sitting at my computer " and " exercising or ab toning " do not go together...

      Sounds like you hit a pressure point. nerve in your jaw bone , boxers call it the sweet spot or in kyusho circles stomach 5 .....

      If your comment is true I suggest you bubble wrap your whole body as you may not live long enough to enjoy the laughter from all these responses...
    • bjstiktrix, on 06/09/2008, -0/+41What the ***** kind of house has sharp pieces of metal in the carpet?
      • RMoore08, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6Pranksters. Sick sick kids.
      • bosssmiley, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5Caltrops on the carpet to deter velociraptor and/or serial killer attack. Perfectly reasonable precaution.
      • triskele, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2Knew a machinist who had his shop in the basement when he was first starting out. He was pretty careless about whether or not he had metal shavings in the soles of his shoes before coming upstairs, so walking barefoot in that house was highly cautioned against.
      • dafragsta, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1dropped thumbtacks, carpet tacks. Though I gotta say, it seems pretty unlikely that the air pressure on a ball would actually have enough thrust to actually lift you into the air.
    • rkho, on 06/09/2008, -3/+1Epic fail, man.
    • BradleyNowell1, on 06/09/2008, -0/+19Goddamn balls. When I was in 4th grade I was sitting on one watching talespin and my brother kicked it out from under me. It flew up and hit a longhorn skull hanging on the wall over the tv, which fell and broke the VCR. VCRs were expensive as ***** back in 95, my brother and I had to give up allowance for months. I'm not even trying to mock the first poster, that's a chapter from my childhood I want to forget.
      • sc0tty0, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2it'd be funnier if you were mocking.
    • nathan42100, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5I dunno what's worse, embarrassing yourself by sitting on one of those in the first place or letting your dick swim around in your urine...
    • thecheat1, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4This is why people like you should have video tapes on them at all times.
    • Idrive, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2Pictures of said injuries?

    • jaydoj, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Maybe you shouldn't use your metal lathe (sp?) and your fitness ball in the same room.
    • cruzlee, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1And where exactly were your hands during that? If they were on the desk you would not have hurt your jaw right? Don't you know that makes God angry? You had it coming.
    • Milezy, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1***** man, you get much scar?
    • arcanesmile, on 06/09/2008, -1/+4you just got punk'd!
    • plimpton777, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6...and then the talent agent says, "That's quite impressive. What do you call that act?"
      I replied, "The ARISTOCRATS!"
    • alight, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1x rays or gtfo
  • fattony89, on 06/08/2008, -11/+4scissor time!
  • Dysarthria, on 06/08/2008, -22/+11Hey funnyordie.com, stop posting this stuff on Digg to generate traffic.

    • ig33k010011, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5i submitted this because i thought it was funny. i have nothing to do with that site....
      • JakeW, on 06/09/2008, -2/+2Yeah, tell him to ***** off. ***** ***** doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
    • keitarofujiwara, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1you da man... dugg for NINJA!
  • markbrown, on 06/08/2008, -12/+99QUESTION:

    What type of bear is best?
  • einrobstein, on 06/08/2008, -17/+2Answer:

    Bear naked.
  • vatd112, on 06/09/2008, -5/+25u guys should really watch the bloopers of this show, they are hilarious
  • tacotruck08, on 06/09/2008, -13/+1LOL
  • CDoug03, on 06/09/2008, -4/+32I'm thinking about becoming a crack dealer. Not a mean crack dealer, but a nice one. hey you want some crack?
  • lanzemurdok, on 06/09/2008, -10/+15oh jim, you're so dreamy.
  • electrolemon, on 06/09/2008, -2/+83Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
  • Auraness, on 06/09/2008, -7/+2Replace Jim with an irritable South Korean working 16 hours a day... Everyday, something irrational is rationalized.
  • TheGooseyOne, on 06/09/2008, -13/+8All you idiots need to turn on a TV and watch the Office sometime. I can't believe how many people are seeing these Dwight pranks on Digg for the first time.

    People complain how TV is ***** nowadays and then don't watch the funniest shows on TV.
    • panacean, on 06/09/2008, -4/+3Yeah, man. Nobody is watching The Office except for you, and they somehow managed to get to their 5th season.

      Get over yourself, buddy.
  • cffury13, on 06/09/2008, -1/+127How does the ball make him a ninja?
    • Chicken, on 06/09/2008, -1/+68It doesn't. OP was trying to get diggs.
      • InvisibleKid, on 06/09/2008, -2/+5ITT:
        people bringing 4chan terminology to digg.
  • H1tchh1k3r, on 06/09/2008, -17/+38Most of these comments suck.
    • zdiddy85, on 06/09/2008, -7/+2i second that!
    • MillionsLivio, on 06/09/2008, -1/+14This comment about all the comments sucking sucks.
    • ModernGeek, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4The one about the jaw and teeth above was cool.
    • bmdubya, on 06/09/2008, -0/+5You suck.
    • CptSpackJarrow, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3That's because you're a jealous retard who doesn't know any quotes.
  • tweetsa, on 06/09/2008, -2/+18In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. I lion eats me and I'm dead." Well I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead." - Dwight Schrute
  • PaulGriffin, on 06/09/2008, -18/+3Oh my. A clip from The Office?! This show hasnt been on for several years. We should all digg it up in case someone has never heard of THE OFFICE.
    • daemoncollector, on 06/09/2008, -2/+5Several years? Do you live under a rock?
      • Pake, on 06/09/2008, -4/+2Actually, several years is right. The show started in the USA back in 2005. Taking into account that 2008 season is done, that is 2 more than a couple and 1 more than a few, thus making it several and that's using words lightly. Several is greater than 2 in definition, so even without a few, it's still correct.
    • harryterry, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3and we should just digg you down
  • rukeypoo, on 06/09/2008, -11/+26Pretty sure every digger has seen every episode of the office more than once. Who cares?
    • zdiddy85, on 06/09/2008, -1/+4*while cleaning a car part with an oily rag*

      "Your assumptions will you get you killed in these parts, ya hear?"
    • CaviMike, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2I haven't seen a single episode all the way through. Must be why I don't get any of the replies that have absolutely nothing to do with the clip.
    • ModernGeek, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1Every digger has seen every XKCD comic, but that doesn't keep us from obsessing over it again and again!
    • Ikulus, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2I've never seen it. Is this a clip from the show?
  • ginsu, on 06/09/2008, -2/+9What episode is this from?
  • CYR1X, on 06/09/2008, -6/+1Anyone expect that at the end?
    • electrolemon, on 06/09/2008, -1/+12Yes.
    • discochew, on 06/09/2008, -2/+11I didn't until I saw it 3 years ago. Since then no, it hasn't surprised me.
  • 9bpm9, on 06/09/2008, -8/+2Wow, this is about a year or so old.
  • hddigger, on 06/09/2008, -6/+31Gotta digg this even though it's two years old, and I've seen it many times. Funniest show on TV.
  • Wootstapler, on 06/09/2008, -15/+8Yes we watch The Office. We don't need to have it on Digg.
  • gozroth, on 06/09/2008, -12/+5so posting old office clips is the new digg trend I guess?

    wow.original.
  • kidwithsword, on 06/09/2008, -7/+18It has been three years since this episode has aired and just NOW it is being dugg? WTH?
  • miketh01, on 06/09/2008, -2/+1brilliant
  • zdiddy85, on 06/09/2008, -6/+37What the hell is up everyone's ass today?

    Enjoy this hilarious clip from one of the most hilarious shows and laugh.

    Everyone's so grumpy.. :(
  • cire9753, on 06/09/2008, -11/+51. post office clip
    2. hits front page of digg
    3. ???
    4. profit.
    • ClarkNoHeart, on 06/09/2008, -3/+1You suck at this.

      1. Post video clip from The Office.
      2. ???
      3. Profit.
    • spence1818, on 06/09/2008, -3/+11. post completely overused comment from southpark that was funny like 5 years ago
      2.???
      3.Kill Yourself
    • InfinitySnatch, on 06/09/2008, -2/+81.???
      2. Kill Yourself
  • romeboards, on 06/09/2008, -1/+16Watch towards the end, you'll see Krasinski (Jim) "break character" and snicker out of the camera angle as the gag cuts. This was because it wasn't intended for Rainn (Dwight)'s ballon to pop, just deflate slowly. The scissors hit the seam and blew up, causing the whole cast to laugh. Whoo first post on digg!
    • aMammoth, on 06/09/2008, -0/+7Not first post, anyways, you're a real fan, just like me. We watch the commentary. Commentary makes us special.
  • Wonkanobi, on 06/09/2008, -0/+7I remember this clip of Jim describing shooting this scene. He said that this take was like the sixth or seventh they had done, and on each previous shot the ball just kind of slowly deflated. But on this particular "stab" he caught the ball right on the seam and it just immediately dropped Dwight. He said he was laughing so hard you can actually see him jump out of the frame at the end.
  • treelovinhippie, on 06/09/2008, -2/+6False. Dwight IS a ninja.
  • cire9753, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3bears. beats. battle star galactica
  • DigitalHippie73, on 06/09/2008, -11/+4The British version of The Office is 100x better.
    • XHashmeerX, on 06/09/2008, -1/+6So we've heard, about 100x in every other Office related anything that hits Digg. No one really cares.
    • geobay, on 06/09/2008, -1/+5True, but the U.S. version has more zing and pep.
      • DigitalHippie73, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1The US version seems more dumbed down to me, but its the US, they have to do that to appeal to the masses. They don't want to exclude the NASCAR and Pro wrestling fans from enjoying the show too.
    • mlrigsby, on 06/09/2008, -2/+5False. The US one is better, but the BBC version is very very very good.
    • robotdestructo, on 06/09/2008, -1/+1They should make a third version that has EVEN MORE zing and pep!
  • wYpe, on 06/09/2008, -2/+4So someone sees someone else got a 'The Office' video on the front page, now everyone is going to submit these. Great.
  • ivanisavich, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!
  • AltonMan, on 06/09/2008, -2/+3Anyone remember the Twit that Leo popped his exercise ball?
  • pandikukka, on 06/09/2008, -0/+0Although I did not understand the title, the video was funny
  • StartFragment, on 06/09/2008, -4/+6Yes, this is funny. Yes, I love The Office. Yes, But this is just a scene from a TV show that we have all seen a long time ago (months? years?), why is it on the front page of digg? Because the post has the word ninja in it?

    I expect more from you digg, as a social news FILTER you have failed in this case.
  • redscofield, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2i don't care what anyone else on digg says, this show never gets old, and these clips are awesome...
  • OGTK423, on 06/09/2008, -2/+8Great show but this is OLD.
    • RMoore08, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4Yea. So is your granny, but that didn't stop your grandpa from digging into her now did it?

      Gah I'm so sick of people complaining about how OLD something is. Even if it is old, it is new or liked by a large number of people. Stop being so selfish and just go die somewhere.
  • NeutrixX, on 06/09/2008, -0/+7My god that was funny. Dwight is a remarkable character, and the show just seems to be getting better with age.
    To top it off... my birth mom's name is Pam Beasley! - just about to meet her - adopted @ 7 days old...
    • shakbhaji, on 06/09/2008, -0/+8"MMMMMILF"-Kevin
    • bytor4232, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3What would be really funny is if you found out she was a secretary at a paper distribution company.
  • ToiletSecrets, on 06/09/2008, -0/+2That's what she said.
  • ResonantFish, on 06/09/2008, -3/+2Wow - is this a show or something?
  • kneelB4zod, on 06/09/2008, -6/+1This show was never funny either in the UK or US.
    • bbqsalad, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3You must have a ***** sense of humor.
  • Tophillious, on 06/09/2008, -1/+4I lol @ everyone who hasn't watched The Office and wondering what the hell bears have to do with this vid
  • BrokenVisage, on 06/09/2008, -7/+1Buried for The Office. Please stop putting this ridiculously unfunny show on a pedestal.
    • cwmather, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Take that back.... TAKE IT BACK YOU SON OF A B!7@!!!!!!!!
  • ectocooler, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3im gonna start rewatching shows from a few years ago and then recording clips i think are funny, then i'll post them on digg.

    that will surely confirm i have a working knowledge of what a social news network might be.
  • westbay1, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Best comedy on TV right now...
  • mojoface, on 06/09/2008, -0/+11. Look at digg video Top 10
    2. Take video from same video set as #1 video
    3. ????
    4. Profit
  • Kivenkantaja, on 06/09/2008, -0/+0Was anyone else feeling betrayed from the lack of ninjas
  • dariotjuh, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1"more enjoyable sex"
    "you don't have sex"
    *unbelievably scary grin*
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