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- astorygirl, on 08/31/2009, -11/+508Why "almost"?
- MichaelCorleone, on 08/31/2009, -4/+470The father's day one always makes me laugh.
- KixEvilCereal, on 08/31/2009, -8/+466Because digg users have no use for condoms.
- A5204, on 08/31/2009, -0/+337So that's why the Joker is so angry.
- parkermauney, on 08/31/2009, -8/+311I wonder if the $420 price tag on the playpen was intentional.
- Jade10145, on 08/31/2009, -6/+293Do most Diggers need condoms (besides to use for extra strong water ballons.)?
- Nightrain117, on 08/31/2009, -6/+283Because PVanderVossen knows that the pull-out method is all we need for birth control
- inkubusfan, on 08/31/2009, -7/+274YES! MOUTH STITCHES!!! now THATS dedication. Atta girl.
- wastelander, on 09/01/2009, -1/+245I don't care how clever the ads are, I'm still not going to ***** an appliance.
- gamerfreak1203, on 08/31/2009, -2/+223http://rorr.im/digg.com/comedy/durex_ads_so_clever ...
- PVanderVossen, on 08/31/2009, -28/+198apparently you've never worn a condom
- ShoeString73, on 08/31/2009, -1/+154one of my all time faves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQALeeHWJyE - firesights, on 08/31/2009, -2/+153It's probably a better ad in the context of just glancing through a catalog.
If you see the back of a refrigerator on a page, you're likely going to stop and wonder wtf is being advertised.
When it's not surrounded by other condom ads, there's probably a, "What are they talking abou-OMG" moment. - speedbrown, on 08/31/2009, -7/+151LEGALIZE IT!
- charm803, on 08/31/2009, -0/+132That's actually a Burger King ad.
http://adaholic.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/burger ... - CrazyEddie041, on 08/31/2009, -0/+131The second one just makes me think that somebody really sucks at jumping hurdles...
- gangsterunicorn, on 09/01/2009, -1/+121you wanna see a magic trick? *slams guard's head onto penis*
- subUrbanLEGEND, on 09/01/2009, -0/+115Because fapping with a condom is just a waste of money.
- readacook, on 09/01/2009, -0/+110You wanna know how I got these scars?
- jawbreaker4fs, on 08/31/2009, -21/+128I don't think I quite get the "enjoy the other side" ones... I mean, I think I do... but they're not really funny? Just showing stuff backwards and implying anal sex?
- j3rm1981, on 08/31/2009, -8/+111@PVanderVossen
Word. Bruthas don't be wearin' f***ing condoms. F**k naw, bra. Pull out all the way, am I right? We be spreadin' that seed like was f***in' Clearasil, b**ch!
Naw, b**ch ain't got no diseases! And if I find out she do, I'm 'onna *****' b**ch slap her, know what I'm sayin'? An' don't be playin' the daddy card with me. That sh** won't fly. B**ch can't prove it's mine. You know that ho was sleepin' round anyway.
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It's attitudes like this that really do make me worry about youth. I know It's not the popular opinion...go ahead and bury me. But if you want to sleep around (and by all means, do) at least be intelligent about it.
Even if you and your girl are long-term...even married...and know each other to be clean, there's still the potential of pregnancy to worry about. If you're not ready for children, wear a condom, and if you can, also get your girl on the pill. Double protect.
My wife and I planned our little girl...and we couldn't be happier. I wouldn't trade her for the world. But the financial burden is no joke and the emotional burden cannot be underestimated.
When I try to look back on my life before parenthood (and my daughter's only 15 months old!) it feels like another life...another guy. That wasn't me, surely? It's hard to think of those moments in my life prior to my daughter's birth as having happened to the same person.
That's how life-altering parenthood should be and will be if you stick around for your kids. Life as you know it now will end. Period. You think you'll be able to keep the same social routine as before. You can't. But don't look at that as a burden or a hurdle. Instead, see what you're gaining in return when she smiles at you and calls you 'daddy'.
Not ready for all that? Just wanna have fun? Cool. I understand. Make sure you can keep having that fun for as long as you want.
Wear a **ddamned condom. - LonesomeFighter, on 08/31/2009, -1/+103would make the fapping last longer i suppose
- bman85, on 08/31/2009, -0/+84See, usually you would put your penis in the vagina, which is usually considered the front side. But the other side would refer to the back side, which is most often associated with the anus. So the ad is saying, hey, instead of putting your penis in the vagina, why not try out the *****...
- Arth718, on 08/31/2009, -0/+79Must have been infected with a virus. I guess there was nothing Norton could do.
- Fythian, on 08/31/2009, -0/+75That 5% is the human error that comes with all birth control.
- ZeroCubed, on 08/31/2009, -2/+76And that's why it's funny. It wouldn't be funny if someone didn't suffer.
- jeremymccurdy, on 09/01/2009, -0/+64Ta-da!
- ShutItDown, on 09/01/2009, -0/+63His penis is gone?
- metrenome, on 09/01/2009, -0/+63It's gone!
- qret, on 08/31/2009, -6/+67Those ads say "Get lubricant by Durex", not condoms.
I'm thinking anal sex. - IUAndar, on 08/31/2009, -1/+61What exactly do they want me to do with the back of my fridge again?
- blazingflash317, on 08/31/2009, -0/+58"Connect with singles who share your STD!"
Best slogan ever - LysaNguyen, on 08/31/2009, -0/+57A Durex ad I got in the newspaper:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7805159@N07/387644663 ... - Suricou, on 08/31/2009, -0/+52I used one just two days ago!
... To seal a leaky valve on a portable water carrier. - sporkman, on 08/31/2009, -1/+53Uh, how? there is "no exit", only back the way it came. Or the way you came, as it were.
- stephcv, on 08/31/2009, -2/+53The ribbed stunt is hilarious
- EdgarG8, on 08/31/2009, -4/+52Unfortunately the fathers who aren't ready to be fathers aren't laughing.
- CCmachined, on 08/31/2009, -1/+46Internet Explorer cannot do ***** my friend.
- sgfreak784, on 08/31/2009, -0/+4295% of the time, they work every time.
- pivovy, on 08/31/2009, -0/+41Unless they have helium tanks.
- ksgant, on 09/01/2009, -2/+39Wait, are you saying that I can also put my penis inside a woman's anus also? I've never heard of this!
And this is endorsed by Durex? Then I must endeavor to try this next time I'm with my lady-friend. Perhaps I'll surprise her! - directedition, on 08/31/2009, -2/+39@xKore
I don't think 'WHOOSH'. There are millions of people who buy that crap and wonder how girl get pragnent. - inactive, on 08/31/2009, -9/+45"Durex ads so clever they almost make you want to buy Condoms"
isn't that the purpose of an ad? - FChicken, on 09/01/2009, -1/+36Condom Commercial Legend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ&fea ... - CptBuck, on 08/31/2009, -0/+33Maybe some of them practice safe masturbation?
- nuketrap, on 09/01/2009, -0/+33I almost spat coffee onto my monitor with all these jokes
- Malnilion, on 08/31/2009, -0/+32Jason, dogs don't normally do it in the butt...
- xKore, on 08/31/2009, -2/+30@rowbot
WHOOSH - Supurcell, on 09/01/2009, -0/+27No, you're wrong. Durex is selling Durex. You can have sex without Durex.
- ZeroCubed, on 08/31/2009, -2/+28Somebody's a little angry about big penis sizes...
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