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Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer (Video) watch!

break.com — Yes, this guy is unbelievably hammered, but check out the date and time. This happened at 10 in the morning...on a Tuesday.

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 15, 2009

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  • proliance, on 10/14/2009, -2/+729I felt like I was watching a turtle on its back.
  • skinsgamer, on 10/14/2009, -12/+632That guy is on more than alcohol.
  • MeLikeyTacos, on 10/14/2009, -7/+523Man, that guy is a trooper! He just doesn't want to give up. Must....have....more....beersh!
  • mikeb3186, on 10/14/2009, -4/+512I for one am inspired by his dedication.
  • krekc, on 10/14/2009, -6/+488That is awesome. Where's the video of him driving home?
  • Lunarparcel, on 10/15/2009, -3/+443This is what it'll look like when we train zombies to do our shopping for us.
  • n1eb, on 10/14/2009, -4/+352He isn't drunk, there's an invisible man is riding on his back and being a jerk. A drunk person would have dropped the blue bowl at the end, but he manages the bowl with skill.
  • digitalArtform, on 10/15/2009, -0/+348He was playing it off pretty casual, I'm surprised anyone even picked up on it.
  • kzoopSF, on 10/14/2009, -3/+349It's like a car accident -- I don't want to watch, but I can't look away.
  • kylescousin, on 10/15/2009, -7/+315If you've ever been this drunk, you'll understand this is not faked.
  • yocouchdigga, on 10/14/2009, -6/+213Dad?
  • misterfrog, on 10/14/2009, -1/+202it's like watching a child walk for the first time.. C'MON, C'MONN...
  • CIAVT, on 10/15/2009, -0/+190He was actually the most sober of the group... "Ted! You can stand! Go buy more beer!"
  • Sewermutt, on 10/14/2009, -24/+203Watching drunk people is even more fun than actually being drunk yourself.
  • GuitarHeroDenn, on 10/15/2009, -3/+177http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?i ...
  • budboomer, on 10/14/2009, -1/+173Until he falls down, that should be submitted to the Ministry of Funny Walks.
  • FullMetalNIN, on 10/15/2009, -0/+162You all laugh now, but wait until he crushes that limbo tournament.
  • pissshivers, on 10/14/2009, -0/+152Refrigerator doors are tricky...
  • SubEl, on 10/15/2009, -0/+139there is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
  • Zeeber, on 10/15/2009, -1/+131I liked it better as a tragedy :P

    http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/tragedy/?id=tzY5i ...
  • mandraque, on 10/15/2009, -1/+124I wish it had audio
  • shrewduser, on 10/15/2009, -2/+121you can't help but root him can you? "GO drunk guy GO!"

    he is the underdog in a story where he is the only player.
  • vashth3stampede, on 10/14/2009, -1/+111i forgot how to walk once. but it was not nearly as awesome as this guy. he even forgot how to stand up after falling down.

    also - he managed to get quite far without anyone even noticing him. well played, sir. good hand.
  • mrpunman, on 10/15/2009, -1/+95Yo dawg..
  • motivatedguy, on 10/15/2009, -1/+94Nothing like hanging on to the wall and the toilet praying to God to make it stop...
  • AmnesiacJack, on 10/15/2009, -0/+85(Ministry of Silly Walks)
  • cawpin, on 10/15/2009, -3/+81Being a diabetic, I can't help but wonder if this guy is suffering from extremely low blood sugar. His movements are repetitive and uncoordinated. I even had my wife watch the video and she agrees that he was moving like I do when I get really low. She'd had to deal with it more than once, regrettably.
  • waydee, on 10/15/2009, -1/+79Ketamine.
  • burrdugg, on 10/14/2009, -0/+76Maybe he is not drunk, he could be in a boat on turbulent waters.
  • sporkman, on 10/15/2009, -0/+67But what if you're drunk when you watch drunk people?
  • eddyb123, on 10/14/2009, -1/+67This is going to end with lots of vomit and some *****-stained pants
  • OasisR123, on 10/14/2009, -0/+63I would just fall asleep right there in the alley
  • Aroundtown27, on 10/15/2009, -3/+64So let me get this straight.

    Being this drunk at 10AM on a Tuesday morning is NOT a good thing?
  • peterjmag, on 10/15/2009, -2/+58Good point, but if he's having a hypoglycemic episode, why's he buying beer?

    EDIT: As I watch more of the video, his movements really don't suggest drunkenness to me... It almost seems as if he has some sort of condition that's rearing its head.
  • vashth3stampede, on 10/14/2009, -1/+56excellent usage of the word inspired. i want to drink with you sometime!
  • bysin, on 10/15/2009, -1/+52I dont think it was weed.. He didnt grab any chips while he was there.
  • cntlscrut, on 10/15/2009, -0/+50you've been drunker... ok... congratulations! you've won the "most pointless argument ever" contest. please accept this keg of natural light and complementary bottle of summer's eve as you proven absolutely nothing!!! wooh!!!!

  • cntlscrut, on 10/15/2009, -3/+49i beg to differ... apparently you have never actually gotten seriously drunk before. hanging around with your WoW buddies drinking zima doesn't count.
  • Krezer, on 10/14/2009, -0/+45I'm guessing this isn't his first rodeo...
  • hazello, on 10/15/2009, -1/+45Yes, most likely barbiturates or muscle relaxants.
  • talismanx2, on 10/15/2009, -0/+43What a champ. Get that guy a beer!
  • milwaukeesbeast, on 10/15/2009, -0/+42He's on ketamine or something similar.
    You are there mentally but your body doesnt respond like you think it should.
  • Iwantawii, on 10/14/2009, -6/+48[insert Benny Hillified version]
  • Ghostwo, on 10/15/2009, -1/+41I knew I saw this guy somewhere!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
  • kliptic, on 10/15/2009, -2/+40Gravity FTW!!!!
  • kylescousin, on 10/15/2009, -2/+39False.
  • AmnesiacJack, on 10/15/2009, -0/+37Wow Tragedy has perfect timing, that's amazing.
  • Gazthrak, on 10/15/2009, -0/+36Point goes to tragedy.
  • soulonfire928, on 10/15/2009, -1/+36I was wondering the same thing. My old neighbor was diabetic and we found him plenty of times ***** up because he didn't keep track of his sugar. Whether or not he was drinking at the same time, I'm not sure. We found him sitting in the corner of the hallway with a gash on his head once. Between myself and my neighbors we must've called the ambulance on him 5 times. When I first saw this video that's almost immediately what I started thinking of.
  • jorgenv, on 10/15/2009, -0/+33What this situation obviously needs is more beer.
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