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Dorm Balcony Jump Does Not Go Well watch!

break.com — Whenever using recreation drugs including and especially alcohol remember these three facts: 1) Water is wet. 2) Fire is Hot. And 3) YOU CANNOT FLY.

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supernova17 359 days ago, made popular 358 days ago

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Who Dugg It?

pimpbot1979, on 11/29/2007, -2/+12Wasn't that 2 minute video clip more effective than 8 years of after-school specials?
- cawpin, on 11/29/2007, -1/+20This video sucks. Nothing happened except he "hurt" his ankle. Lame.
- Defuser, on 11/29/2007, -2/+1So basically, you were hoping to seem someone killed or maimed, and you're disappointed that you were denied your snuff film? *mind boggles*
- Neuticals, on 11/29/2007, -0/+1Yes
haentz, on 11/29/2007, -1/+17This doesn't even look very high. Like 2 or 2,5 meters.
- kalleanka, on 11/29/2007, -3/+5I'm sure it still hurts to bang your head on the floor from such a jump.
- EmperorAwesome, on 11/29/2007, -0/+3Guy needs to learn how to hit the ground. I remember when I was 13, and some NPC in Ocarina of Time said I could fall farther if I rolled when I hit the ground, I decided to climb some trees and test it. It's not the height (within reason), it's how you land. Remember that the next time you take drunk bets.
  - nerdherder, on 11/29/2007, -0/+2I know I certainly do whatever video games tell me to do.
    - EmperorAwesome, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1It was in the interest of science. And jumping off tall stuff. Both are awesome.
K4P741NxKRUNCH, on 11/29/2007, -3/+10I feel so bad for the future kids of todays teenagers
- Dokument, on 11/29/2007, -3/+3future kids? ohh. so the 2nd, 3rd....
shanthp, on 11/29/2007, -1/+12I wish that guy would've made good on his threat to turn the camera off.
pr0vider, on 11/29/2007, -1/+20its even not funny
- georgemason01, on 11/29/2007, -1/+4That's why it's on the front page. Welcome to Digg.
ClockworksNine, on 11/29/2007, -4/+37My generation is full of dumbasses and morons. Good for me, makes my degree worth more.
- elnerdo, on 11/29/2007, -1/+2Good for the few, bad for the whole.
  - thefandango, on 11/29/2007, -0/+3actually it helps the species along.
    the kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own.
    it's good for the gene pool
    - elnerdo, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1You'd think that, but what you don't realize is that these people actually breed MORE than everybody else.
MikeonTV, on 11/29/2007, -0/+52I'm sure there were dumbasses doing this dumbass stuff just as much in the past. There just wasn't as many cameras.
- mstoneburner, on 11/29/2007, -5/+1I was a teenager once and no, we did not go around doing stupid stunts. This is a relatively new phenomenon.
  - capiCrimm, on 11/29/2007, -1/+3maybe you specifically didn't, but a cursory look of the 60's. 70's and 80's would show there was plenty of recklessness abound. Before that you had teenagers going to fight Germans, child laborers, cowboys, war, minstrel children and war...
    
    Even in Happy Days didn't they have those chicken cliff races?
    - aywwts4, on 11/29/2007, -1/+2You do realize happy days was not a documentary about the era, right... It was made in 1974 as a sitcom.
      
      Thats like saying, things sure were crazy back in the 70s, just look at the kind of stuff erik forman and kelso pulled off.
    - EmperorAwesome, on 11/29/2007, -0/+1Wish I could kill me some Germans. The Shiites for today's youth just lack a certain style.
Bukowsky, on 11/29/2007, -7/+7Is it just me, or do fratboys just seem to get dumber & dumber as time goes on?
- IllBeBack, on 11/29/2007, -1/+8No, they've always been this dumb.
thespudmall, on 11/29/2007, -1/+9Bad parkour is bad
gemini8200, on 11/29/2007, -0/+10Sadly, I don't even think alcohol was a catalyst here.
- simpleid, on 11/29/2007, -5/+1alcohol isn't a drug either
  - PhireN, on 11/29/2007, -0/+5Yes it's a depressant. caffeine is also a drug,
    
    The definition of drug is not: "Something that is illegal"
MrBelding, on 11/29/2007, -1/+7Amazingly it looks like the guy pretzels so hard that he slams his head on the ground while still standing up. Damn!
nerdherder, on 11/29/2007, -0/+8"Here hold my beer. Watch This."
brianbb98, on 11/29/2007, -1/+11Im gonna go jump 6 feet so I can get on the front page of Digg.
soulpunisher, on 11/29/2007, -1/+2Every party has at least one dumbass drunk that does something stupid...
- uziko, on 11/29/2007, -0/+2And bless them for it.
seandfeeney, on 11/29/2007, -1/+3damn... break is blocked at work
- nerdnotgeekcom, on 11/29/2007, -1/+5you aint missing much bro
- MiDri, on 11/29/2007, -1/+5You're not missing much, if anything.
  - bcat, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1It's OK, you didn't miss too much.
- temugen, on 11/29/2007, -1/+3You're not really missing a lot. (Let's see how many times we can say that in one comment response area...)
- uziko, on 11/29/2007, -1/+3You missed a little, but not much.
chesscat, on 11/29/2007, -1/+0I just love stupid people.
adml_shake, on 11/29/2007, -5/+2Ladies and gentlemen...the 2008 Darwin nominees are....
- kuyman, on 11/29/2007, -2/+1generally speaking, you have to be dead to get it.
RollFizzlebeef, on 11/29/2007, -3/+3Darwin Award nominee.
IllBeBack, on 11/29/2007, -0/+5Peer pressure +1
Ankle -1
Defuser, on 11/29/2007, -0/+8The scary thing is that all of these "guys doing stupid things on Video" SOUND exactly alike. Seriously, compare any three YouTube videos of guys doing stupid things. Their voices are always the same. It's like whatever gene makes you do idiotic things like set yourself on fire or jump off balconies also makes you abuse the word "dude" in an Ultra Douchebag tone of voice.
samcp, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1i don't see how that could have gone well. it wasn't funny and it wasn't shocking, just stupid
JESUSREAM, on 11/29/2007, -1/+2I was looking for water. Did he just plan to land on solid ground?
Klak, on 11/29/2007, -2/+1the vid is kinda "eh" but the title is awesome
jennamalia, on 11/29/2007, -0/+2Bro, that's really going to hurt when the insurance company sees this video and denies your claim.
And, Dude, your parents might not be too impressed, either.

Even if you don't need surgery to fix your stupid mistake, it's still going to cost you at least $1,000.
Devdude30, on 11/29/2007, -1/+4Buried.

That was so pointless i could cry.
I got on digg to see things worth my time
that...was not one of those things
Miscellaneous, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1Wow, that was amazingly lame...
Ghoztt, on 11/29/2007, -1/+2Alright, who are the morons digging moronic videos!? BURRIED.
JEFFR259, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1Sheesh....Where's that fraternity's Risk Manager when you need him. Jerkos....
zomgflamer, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1Prrrrrrrr'
"Hello, mom? Ya, I need you to send me $30,000 for next semester's tuition and other fees, oh by the way am i covered for broken ankles from jumping off a building due to peer pressure? Bye I love you too......whore."
nicku, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1One step closer to Idiocracy. "Oww my balls!"
scoottie, on 11/29/2007, -1/+0inbreeding at its best there
irvin666, on 11/29/2007, -1/+0Bend knees, then roll buddy.
w3torg, on 11/29/2007, -1/+1"Dude... Did you hit your head?"
It's ok. I don't think he was ever going to use it anyway.
uziko, on 11/29/2007, -2/+1He jumped off a balcony, he's not paralyzed.
I'd say that stunt went horribly right.
matters5, on 11/30/2007, -2/+0Stop digging this ***** bro.
wastern, on 11/30/2007, -1/+1that wasn't very impressive. My friend drunk jumped from the 3rd story and walked away from it...he was just really sore the next morning
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