buddyfatbastard.blogspot.c… — Shamelessly exploits Austin Girl's overly-sexual “Fat Bastard” the Beagle. Fat Bastard is a dirty dog that enjoys humpin' Victoria's Secret's big-ass pink & white polka dot dogs; kickin' Johnny Jackass's lame ass; sucker punchin' Insult the Comic Dog's puny piss-ant puppet face and runnin' off with Paris Hilton's bitch!