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- Jashro, on 07/15/2008, -7/+624Why the hell did the female pull her co-worker off the robber? FINISH HIM!
- seanieb, on 07/15/2008, -0/+569"The clerk, 17-year-old Rudy Sandoval, said he was going to give the suspect the money but decided to fight back when he got slapped."
Even robbers can benefit by showing some respect. - PatrickTulskie, on 07/15/2008, -4/+463It's one thing to fail robbing someone but it's another to get smashed through a metal counter by a 17yr old in a pink shirt. That video contained enough fail and win to successfully balance the universe for today.
- Ikenga, on 07/15/2008, -1/+374The plot thickens... I was wondering why on earth the girl was stopping the clerk from bashing the thief. That would piss me off if I got the thief all hemmed up only for a co-worker to pull me off him long enough for him to recoup and shoot me or something...
BUT this explains it all... It was HER FATHER!!
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?co ... - tedrock, on 07/15/2008, -3/+305Could do without the annoying tone for the first 10 seconds.
Looks like he broke that guys back. - paulajohnw, on 07/15/2008, -9/+299Q: "Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?"
A: "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. " - VdgX, on 07/15/2008, -2/+256I almost closed this about a minute in. 1:20 made me so glad that I didn't.
- kevisazombie, on 07/15/2008, -2/+249From the article the robber turned out to be the chicks dad in a wig and sunglasses
- wadel2000, on 07/15/2008, -5/+241you got knocked the ***** out!
- Aero347, on 07/15/2008, -2/+236We'll kick your ass in 30 minutes or less!
- d0ugfunny, on 07/15/2008, -2/+177dugg for the big dent in the table made with that dudes face.
- magness, on 07/15/2008, -3/+162http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?co ...
News story on it. Saw this on the news the other night here in Texas. Good stuff. - diizy, on 07/15/2008, -3/+151Looks like he got his last slice.
- gordonrp, on 07/15/2008, -1/+146is my pizza still coming?
- inactive, on 07/15/2008, -2/+138Papa John?
- Haroshia, on 07/15/2008, -4/+130FALCON PAWWWWWWWWWNCH!
- emalen, on 07/15/2008, -3/+129"Benjamin Ramirez, 41, and Sonia Palacios, 38, are both charged with aggravated robbery. Bail was set at $50,000 each, but they are being held without bail on immigration violations."
I am all for people having the opportunity to make a life in this country, but you sneak in and then try to steal from the establishment where your own daughter is trying to earn a living - I don't think so. They should be deported immediately. - philwalsh, on 07/15/2008, -1/+115"I just stuck him two or three good times right here. He just dropped right there and started snoring."
Started snoring? Now that's bad ass! - jasmeetsb, on 07/15/2008, -6/+119Robber really got his ass handed over to him by the pinkies!!
- inigomntoya, on 07/15/2008, -1/+111I admit it, you are better than I am.
Then why are you smiling?
Because I know something you don't know.
And, what is that?
I am not left handed! - inigomntoya, on 07/15/2008, -0/+102At :55 - does anyone else see the girl go up to the front door? Is she turning the sign so it now reads "CLOSED"?
"Sorry, we're closed while we beat the hell out of a criminal. We will return in in 15 minutes." - jts8, on 07/15/2008, -1/+97I think the robber's low point was when he lost his wig and tried to pull his t-shirt over his head.
- db0255, on 07/15/2008, -7/+103POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
- matthewkg, on 07/15/2008, -0/+91I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp.
- rugabug, on 07/15/2008, -1/+85Dugg for looking out my office window and see this store 20 feet away.
- Buzzbean, on 07/15/2008, -2/+81You are amazing.
I ought to be, after 20 years.
Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Tell me.
I'm not left-handed either. - etherreal, on 07/15/2008, -1/+80Offer me money.
"Yes!"
Power, too. Promise that.
"All that I have and more. Please!"
Offer me everything I ask for.
"Anything you want!'
I want my father back, you son of a bitch! - kaptainchump, on 07/15/2008, -0/+78I was eleven years old. When I was a-strong enough, I
dedicated my life to the study of fencing, so the
next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to
the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is
Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to
die." - pintomp3, on 07/15/2008, -2/+79dad?
- kevisazombie, on 07/15/2008, -1/+74Internet Tough Guy
- ZombieKiss, on 07/15/2008, -2/+74NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- hepafilter, on 07/15/2008, -0/+71If you read the other articles, you'll see the robber was her father. She was helping him.
- unclecaveman, on 07/15/2008, -2/+72He shoulda used the pizza cutter on the robber's face. It's what Jesus would have done.
- J3EBS, on 07/15/2008, -3/+72Off camera, our thief-beating hero turns his rage to the daughter of the robber. With no sound in the video, it is impossible to hear her screams as she is pushed into the pizza oven. His rage temporarily ceased, it is not long before he goes after the mother. News story to follow.
- madblunted, on 07/15/2008, -1/+68I need T.P. for my Bunghole!
- MysticSavage, on 07/15/2008, -1/+64Then there's little chance of him re-offending. I say good work, sir.
- griz, on 07/15/2008, -0/+55"Are you threatening me?"
- SniperZero, on 07/15/2008, -1/+54***** it too bad... FINISH HIM!!!
- afx1, on 07/15/2008, -0/+51the plot thickens
- hepafilter, on 07/15/2008, -2/+52The article says they're not pressing charges against the daughter because she didn't know it was her father until he was knocked out. That's BS. She immediately ran and gave him the money and then grabbed the other clerk after he beat the crap out of the dad. She she be arrested too.
DENTON, Texas -- Denton police will not file charges against a clerk whose parents and husband were charged with robbing the pizza restaurant where she worked, officials said.
Police said the clerk, Stephanie Martinez, didn't know they planned to rob the Pizza Patron Friday night.
While the robbery was in progress, Martinez discovered her father was the robber when another clerk struck him, knocking him out and knocking off his wig and sunglasses. He was later apprehended after witnesses followed the getaway pickup.
"Her husband told us she didn't know. He knew they were going to rob someplace but he thought it was going to be a convenience store," police Sgt. James Brett said in a story in Monday's online editions of the Denton Record-Chronicle.
A surveillance video corroborated Martinez's story. A police report shows the trio was in custody within 14 minutes of the robbery.
Jose Miguel Martinez, 26, was charged with aggravated robbery and is free on $50,000 bail. Benjamin Ramirez, 41, and Sonia Palacios, 38, are both charged with aggravated robbery. Bail was set at $50,000 each, but they are being held without bail on immigration violations. - carl25, on 07/15/2008, -1/+50Yowza, the NHL would make good use of that body check
- chanop, on 07/15/2008, -5/+54Pow! Right in the kisser!
- captmorgan555, on 07/15/2008, -0/+46That explains why she was so eager to help him empty the register.
- neoform, on 07/15/2008, -2/+48Moe: Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. [the crowd gasps]
Sideshow Mel: Whatever did you do, Moe?
Moe: Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but, I managed to shoot him in the spine.
[crowd claps and cheers]
Moe: Yeah. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! - blueaura, on 07/15/2008, -0/+45Comments on the Break post say that the news story claimed that the robber was the female's father, which she realized when the wig and glasses were knocked off.
- Jingocat, on 07/15/2008, -6/+49...Not just her Father, her Father AND her Husband.
(I'm pretty sure that means they are separate individuals both invovled in the crime, but it's the deep south...you never know.) - WNW3, on 07/15/2008, -0/+43I love Texans. The days of the wild west never died for those crazy bastards.
- inactive, on 07/15/2008, -0/+43You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
- JBrown99, on 07/15/2008, -3/+46"Does anybody want a peanut?"
- mohtasham, on 07/15/2008, -3/+46Pow! Right in the kisser!
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