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- bluepill2, on 07/16/2008, -16/+778I think this article should be required reading right after you register an account with digg.
That said, I'm gonna write a blog about how I was on my way to a scientology protest, but got assaulted by McCain activists, who tried to taser me except they only hit my cute cat. Then I'll put some Metallica playing in the background, take down my own article and submit a new one about how RIAA tried to censor me by tracking down my i-phone via a secret NSA-Comcast database server that runs Ubuntu AND Crysis, for which I got the encryption key, and you must repost it on digg.
It's gonna break the internets! All of them! We'll do it live! - Slovenian6474, on 07/16/2008, -7/+426I didn't read this but i dugg it because it's cracked.com and they told me to digg it. Plus look at that cat!
- elshizzo, on 07/16/2008, -2/+238Am I the only one who wants to read about the most delicious looking sandwiches from 80's movies?
- Fhwqhgads, on 07/16/2008, -8/+205you forgot to fit Ron Paul, impeach Bush, and legalize marijuana into that story.
- elshizzo, on 07/16/2008, -4/+153"Being Cracked.com certainly seems to increase the likelihood you’ll get to the front page of Digg."
indeeeeeeed - dmd53, on 07/16/2008, -4/+152I was going to bury this for the sheer irony of it, but then I realized that's just what the CONSERVATIVE $CIENTOLOGIST PRO-DRM CORPORATE AGENTS want me to do!
- 3sicasity, on 07/16/2008, -4/+147Xkcd, cracked, zero punctuation, daily mail. be one of these 4. (god I wish daily mail wasn't one)
- pbone, on 07/16/2008, -6/+1488. Be Mr.Babyman
- spicoli77, on 07/16/2008, -8/+137with great hair comes great responsibility.
- Pronoiac, on 07/16/2008, -4/+120***** THE RIAA
- KnightOfNi, on 07/16/2008, -4/+89This article contains a number (in this example "7"). It also contains the word "digg" two times! We have a winner!
- Celsnip, on 07/16/2008, -6/+89I'm sure XKCD fit in there somewhere too...
- DannyDriffs, on 08/25/2008, -2/+82And so it was said, "Digg This!"
And it was Dugg - IShouldBeWorkin, on 07/16/2008, -9/+65Dugg for 'We'll do it live!'
- borez, on 07/16/2008, -3/+58"Be Cracked.com" Ha ha.. no *****.
Also... I'm slowly warming to the kidnap Kevin Rose idea. - chrissku, on 07/16/2008, -3/+588. Submit 100 stories a day like Mrbabyman and see how much ***** sticks to the wall
- MoralThreat, on 07/16/2008, -1/+47I'd rather kidnap one of the Snorg Tees girls.
- LeRenard, on 07/16/2008, -0/+43Perhaps, personally I'm too busy being angry that Vampire Banana isn't on the front page of Digg.
- stealthc, on 07/16/2008, -4/+40You spelled the first one wrong. It's "Barack Obama."
- billizm, on 07/16/2008, -2/+37and a Rick Roll
- mentallyinhell, on 07/16/2008, -1/+32He's following at least 3 of the 7 rules. Front page is a certainty.
- nicksource, on 07/16/2008, -2/+31Kidnap Kevin Rose...? Argghh my plan has been foiled!
- briankoenig03, on 07/16/2008, -1/+30http://digg.com/comedy/Draculanana
Yes, by far my most superfluous submission yet. - KMye, on 07/16/2008, -2/+29Stupid, they probably don't even have digg accounts...
- Shoebox639, on 07/16/2008, -6/+31Ron Paul
Net Neutrality
HD-DVD
Don't Taze Me Bro
NSA
iPhone
Scientology
all get you on the first page instantly. try it. - Calinthalus, on 07/16/2008, -2/+25Don't forget HuffPo and ThinkProgress
- neetocin, on 07/16/2008, -3/+25BREAKING, DIGG THIS: Barack Obama gets tased by Scientologists while using with a Ubuntu Linux iPhone 3G to create Spore penis monsters, look at LOLCATS, and rework the Digg comment system.
- fluffyturtle, on 07/16/2008, -0/+19Huffingtonpost too.
- toekneebullard, on 07/16/2008, -1/+20I still don't understand the influence of the top 100 diggers. I don't think I've ever looked to see who posted the link...
- RATM4EVER, on 07/16/2008, -1/+20ONE PAGE!! (with plenty of room to spare at the bottom)
This article wins digg...move over Digg April fools joke... - lazyrussian, on 07/16/2008, -3/+21best first post I've seen today.
- borez, on 07/16/2008, -0/+18Daily mail .. I hear you, I definitely think there's some gaming going on here.
- duckyinc, on 07/16/2008, -13/+30Digg me: I'm a Ron Paul Supporter (And Net Neutrality Activist) With HD-DVD Key Tattoo Tased by NSA Agent While Waiting In Line for iPhone, Cought up with Scientology Protest Later
- borez, on 07/16/2008, -7/+23That was so gay.
- RyomaNagare, on 07/16/2008, -3/+16dugg for dracul-banana
- jaydoj, on 07/16/2008, -3/+16you forgot this...(yes it's a rickroll)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU - funkymoose, on 07/16/2008, -0/+12^lol
- yohnstoppable, on 07/16/2008, -6/+18I'm taking this time to ask why the ***** you idiots digg dailymail *****. Every dailymail story has some "buried as dailyfail" comment that is sometimes the most dugg comment on the story, yet it still makes it to the fp. Do the right thing, take 5 seconds, and bury the ***** story so it doesn't reach the front page. Or if it is already on the front page, bury it anyway. It will be gone shortly.
- drcosquared, on 07/16/2008, -2/+13One of us
one of us - Aerandir, on 07/16/2008, -5/+16This is Why I Love Digg.
- CrazyDEX, on 07/16/2008, -0/+11Go on.....
- ray4389, on 07/16/2008, -0/+10She's not 15--at least 17
- Faustust, on 07/16/2008, -3/+13Let me be the only person to bury you for [PIC] or it didn't happen not being included.
- EddietheHated, on 07/16/2008, -1/+10No *****. Spread the joyous word of Draculanana!
http://digg.com/comedy/Draculanana - JeffHodsdon, on 07/16/2008, -0/+9Ugh, that is a horrible photo of me in that meetup ad.
- atgmac, on 07/16/2008, -0/+9KableKiB, meet the word "for". For, meet KableKiB.
- FlyingPhotog, on 07/16/2008, -2/+11Linux
- Aerandir, on 07/16/2008, -2/+10Dugg for Link-Cat.
- Aerandir, on 07/16/2008, -3/+11Buried for waiting in line for iphone. You could have just walked in pretending you are a reporter. Those Apple store fools =)
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