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Determine Your Online Girlfriend's True Identity (Flowchart)

nextround.net — You start with where you met; Facebook, Craigslist, or Adult Friend Finder, then through a series of scientific questions you eventually end up with the true identity of your chat room lover.

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  • jriot, on 11/04/2009, -3/+45not sure if that was intended to be informative or funny

    but it was neither
  • pordante, on 11/04/2009, -2/+41whoever made this should kill themself.
  • Anduillotine, on 11/04/2009, -0/+13This was surprisingly difficult to read.
  • tama00, on 11/04/2009, -0/+10Lesson learned: Real girls only want money.
  • noahgelman, on 11/04/2009, -0/+9Today on Digg, last weeks' Digg.
  • popstation, on 11/04/2009, -0/+6It's funny because everything leads to a sad end... well I guess that isn't funny at all :(
  • nothugo, on 11/04/2009, -0/+3A computer program would say that.
  • nothugo, on 11/04/2009, -1/+4*whomever
  • Greatmatt, on 11/04/2009, -1/+3In reality, all the arrows should have ended at "It's a guy!"
  • nheron87, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2I think i might still be living in 1994, as i am still completely at a loss to understand how 2 people "meet" on myspace. I have a friend who is married to a girl he "met" on myspace (although most likely not for long). I think it's creepy when anyone i dont know messages me in any form, on any site. If anyone has had a different experience, please enlighten me...
  • lucidgoo, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1I believe this was supposed to be an informative infographic.

    Oi Glaven!
  • AngelBunny, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1I don't get it. She wants you to wire her money for a plane ticket but doesn't want to meet you? huh?
  • damnshoes, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1meh
  • themastersb, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1I hate how that tricky Chris Hansen gets me every time.
  • thejackyl, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1I thought it was pretty funny. Sucked that the bottom was cut off though.
  • PandaBearShenyu, on 11/04/2009, -1/+1It feels like my friend made this. This is a friend who compulsively puts ultraviolet in every sentence because he thinks it's funny...
  • petsocietyhelp, on 11/04/2009, -0/+0that fatguy pic is pretty disgusting....opps sorry nothing personal forgot I was on digg
  • inactive, on 11/04/2009, -3/+0I met my girlfriend on the Internet. We've been living together for 5 years. Still worried about Chris Hanson showing up.
  • KevinRowz, on 11/04/2009, -7/+2The cat was priceless.
  • SpazAttack5000, on 11/04/2009, -6/+1According to this, the woman I hooked up with from Facebook was Chris Hansen. Guy gives a good BJ apparently.
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  • SpamHat, on 11/04/2009, -8/+1lol - watch out for that pedobear.

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