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Crazy Star Wars Fan Writes a Love Letter to His Girlfriend

i262.photobucket.com — This is what you get when hardcore star wars fanboys try to win their girlfriend back. Epic stuff.

Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 28, 2008

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  • mtg1287, on 02/28/2008, -2/+715obviously he is not a star wars fan because it was not his tauntaun, it was Han Solo's. Plus he didn't crawl he was pushed into it...I think I'll just stop now.
  • danthek54, on 02/28/2008, -13/+365this is fake...star wars geeks dont date girls...they date driods
  • alihaq717, on 02/28/2008, -4/+278the force is wrong with this one
  • IncogMosqui, on 02/28/2008, -0/+209So... he wants to cut open her stomach with a lightsaber and tell her how bad she smells on the outside?
  • Gudlyf, on 02/28/2008, -0/+182Plus he would've gotten extra points if he wrote it with the familiar Star Wars crawling text, with the top writing looking "farther away" than the bottom.
  • the3oclockbook, on 02/28/2008, -8/+175So funny, there's no way that can be real.
  • spammishking, on 02/28/2008, -2/+164I call shenanigans
  • goldenhearted, on 02/28/2008, -0/+135No doubt Jessica will consult her best friend about this only to get this response:

    "It's a trap."
  • dotlizard, on 02/28/2008, -7/+119i got a deeply disturbing bandwidth message.
  • truman48, on 02/28/2008, -0/+102He forgot to add the part where he would practice kissing with his sister, like Luke did with Leia.
  • FadieZ, on 02/28/2008, -0/+101Should be: " Crazy Star Wars Fan Writes a Love Letter to Himself and posts it on Digg" but the title wouldn't fit.
  • dualityim, on 02/28/2008, -0/+82Surely, this must be the first time that someone has asked for a mirror of a bandwidth error message.
  • carbonetc, on 02/28/2008, -0/+73I don't think he'll be getting any tauntaun for a while.
  • michaelGregoire, on 02/28/2008, -2/+71I'm more bothered by the fact that whoever wrote that didn't even know that the pink line on ruled paper is a margin. Use it.
  • pointpointclick, on 02/28/2008, -0/+62Your heart can't repel love of that magnitude!
  • burkewendt, on 02/28/2008, -3/+60This note is actually an article written by Patrick Cassels for College Humor.... It was written last August
    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738514
  • ICanRead, on 02/28/2008, -1/+54Trying too hard. I barely cracked a smile.
  • Vapor17, on 02/28/2008, -0/+50stop calling me Shirley
  • deaconyermouf, on 02/28/2008, -2/+48I swear to God, I will pistolwhip the next person who says shenanigans...
  • DaLukeMan, on 02/28/2008, -5/+49Dugg for the awesome bandwidth message.
  • Enfecktion, on 02/28/2008, -0/+44Hey Farva! What's that one place you like to eat at with all the crazy ***** all over the walls?
  • Hermiod, on 02/28/2008, -2/+43At least he's got a girlfriend to write this to, which is more than I can say.
  • brstilson, on 02/28/2008, -0/+38YOU MEAN SHENANIGANS?!
  • isseki, on 02/28/2008, -2/+39It's gone (the bandwidth message).
    Mirror?
  • ichunxo, on 02/28/2008, -1/+38I wish my boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/stalker would write a letter like that to me.
  • vibrokatana, on 02/28/2008, -0/+36More like a freaked out girl about to slap him with a restraining order.
  • rz8472, on 02/28/2008, -1/+35She'd sooner kiss a Wookie.
  • pjvaughan, on 02/28/2008, -2/+35Worst love letter ever. everyone knows Luke didn't crawl into a tauntaun, he was stuffed into it by Han...
  • inactive, on 02/28/2008, -0/+32Maybe she´s his sister...TWIN SISTER.
  • purzzzell, on 02/28/2008, -0/+31I'm pretty sure it's not his girlfriend, just some girl he's stalking based on the first line.
  • eosp, on 02/28/2008, -0/+31Who's scruffy looking?
  • cosinezero, on 02/28/2008, -0/+29They do sweat a lot, yes.
  • dancingnacho, on 02/28/2008, -0/+26What's your vector, Victor?
  • twiztidsinz, on 02/28/2008, -0/+25dugg for apparently having a creepy fanboy fetish
  • vsujohn2, on 02/28/2008, -0/+25No wonder she left him
  • maranatha, on 02/28/2008, -0/+24So what he should have said is that he wanted his best friend to find him half dead and drag his carcass over to her and force him inside.
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  • inactive, on 02/28/2008, -1/+25Which part of digg images was brought to me by intel?
  • blackbeardtron, on 02/28/2008, -0/+24Argh, I am vanquished... 30 seconds too late.
  • marisa1, on 02/28/2008, -1/+23Can some rock star please record a ballad with these lyrics?
  • howlgaffgaff, on 02/28/2008, -5/+27there is no such thing as a crazy star wars fan, all star wars fans are sane.
  • hexydes, on 02/28/2008, -1/+23That can be arranged...
  • lukas88, on 02/28/2008, -11/+32It wasn't a tauntaun at all, it was Peter Griffin.

    "You sure this is ok?"

    "Yeah, your just cutting into the fat."
  • l0k0, on 02/28/2008, -0/+21No way this is real.
  • ploop, on 02/28/2008, -1/+21Roger.
    What?
  • thefandango, on 02/28/2008, -0/+19hohhhhhhhhh *holds out pistol*
  • mmg044, on 02/28/2008, -0/+18I sense you are weak with spelling. Literate, you are barely.
  • Cronikeys, on 02/28/2008, -0/+17No, no, no... you find out in his next letter that it's actually his sister!
  • inactive, on 02/28/2008, -1/+17Looks more like the guy realized it was over and had no chance of salvaging the relationship, so instead he decided to be funny, found what he wrote to be funny, took a picture, and IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
  • rentmitchum, on 02/28/2008, -0/+16Just like Luke could barely crack a smile after he saw Obi-wan Kenobi "die" at the blade of Anakin Skywalker AKA Darth Vader.

    I agree, tried way too hard for too little results, just like what Luke thought he was doing in the swamp with Yoda... dammit. I swear I didn't make the submitted image. Nerdiest thing I said to my girlfriend was "You're the only sheathe for my sword.".. She was amused and saddened, I could see it in her face lol.
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