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mademan.com — The exchange is simple. You provide regular care package service and in return I provide emotional support, validation, and the occasional "you're right!"

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  • nancyargent, on 09/03/2009, -1/+50Men really are a simple breed.
  • doublefelix, on 09/03/2009, -1/+43"...rice krispies treats are by far the best." I can see the headlines now: Craigslist Cereal Killer Strikes Again.
  • bahumbajamille, on 09/03/2009, -1/+41OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
  • popzero, on 09/03/2009, -9/+47Only a rookie thinks a cookie trumps nookie.

    (Unless it's with a wookie, then you'd better play hookie.)
  • Krezer, on 09/03/2009, -0/+35This is a damn good idea. Come on ladies, who can bake him a plate?
  • terminal157, on 09/04/2009, -0/+26Sometimes pursuit of the simple pleasures in life is the pinnacle of wisdom.
  • Flyingshoe, on 09/04/2009, -1/+26Crazy bitch might lace them with something.

    Then we'll have another article to dig!

    Dun dun dunnnnn
  • schudog3, on 09/04/2009, -2/+17My tastebuds are fapping.
  • jkhatra, on 09/04/2009, -0/+15This guy is a genius!!!
  • 5dollarhoody, on 09/03/2009, -0/+12Cookies are delicious I'm not surprised. Delicious.
  • oboshoe, on 09/04/2009, -1/+13Reverse psychology.

    He's trying to get laid.
  • QuillRoots, on 09/04/2009, -3/+13you had me, then you lost me with the hookie comment, you flew too close to the sun man.

    -1

  • Alienkid, on 09/04/2009, -0/+10lol 150 cookies for a half hour, 250 cookies for a full hour over 9000 cookies for the whole day
  • ghostkiwi, on 09/04/2009, -0/+10Must be the cookie munster.
  • 5dollarhoody, on 09/04/2009, -1/+8Boom goes the dynamite. +1 from me.
  • Haoie, on 09/03/2009, -0/+7And this is what women want? I foresee lots of demand.
  • LoneWolf01, on 09/04/2009, -0/+7250*24 = 6000.
  • kkashx, on 09/04/2009, -0/+6He wants sex.
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  • g0atm0nster, on 09/04/2009, -0/+6Some people might consider that a bonus. I know I love me some spiked brownies.
  • terminal157, on 09/04/2009, -0/+5Why?
  • TwwIX, on 09/04/2009, -0/+5No, not creepy at all. Until he asks for milk.
  • xWURMx, on 09/04/2009, -0/+4cookie pimpin isn't easy
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -0/+424 hours is cheaper than a whole day.
  • AtraNoxVII, on 09/04/2009, -0/+3He wants the cookie.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaczZIRT_PQ
  • shamanking911, on 09/04/2009, -0/+3if all he wants is cookies, wouldn't ANYONE who knows how to cook suffice
  • octopusorgans, on 09/04/2009, -3/+6i love how this guy first describes himself as being "intelligent" then notes his "propensity to avoid paying for food". ha ha ha ha what the *****? is this guy running around los angeles banging chicks for muffins, BLTs, and chicken cordon bleu? and seriously, how can this guy even begin to consider himself intelligent when he can't even make himself rice krispy treats? they consist of 3 ingredients. they're on the same culinary par as toast. "gee, i'm so bummed that my girlfriend broke up with me. it's not necessarily her companionship, personality, or sexual giving that i miss; it's her ability to mix flour, sugar, and chocolate chips together in a bowl and operate that mysterious appliance that works like a backwards refrigerator." this is like the equivalent of calling up a phone sex operator to get the recipe for jello.
  • SystemicThought, on 09/04/2009, -0/+3Well, I wouldn't take any any baked goods over Craigslist, unless I was commissioning a wedding cake from a semi-legit baker or something like that. There's just too high a chance of getting semen cookies.
  • 14kygmd, on 09/04/2009, -0/+2could this work ? ? ? ? I like cookies.
  • center311, on 09/04/2009, -0/+2I WANT COOOKIEE!
  • dlan4327, on 09/04/2009, -0/+2Cookie's are the *****.
  • Krezer, on 09/04/2009, -0/+2THE INTRANETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
  • aschwartz, on 09/04/2009, -0/+2C is for cookie and thats good enough for me.
  • appleofdischord, on 09/04/2009, -1/+3Actually, 7 is less than 250*24.
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -0/+2♫ Real men of genius ♫
  • weirdo50, on 09/04/2009, -0/+1i love how you don't like to capitalize your sentences!
  • LoneWolf01, on 09/04/2009, -0/+1OMG HAI 4CHAN.
    (gtfo)
  • spriggig, on 09/04/2009, -1/+2All I know for sure is if you don't ask for cookies, you won't get them.
  • unlimitedmp, on 09/04/2009, -0/+1Whatever happened to don't take food from strangers?
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -1/+2***** you! Two of my best friends died trying to get laid.
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -0/+1His name is Robert Paulson.
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -0/+1I want a simple sandwich...bread, ham, and mayo.... where can i find a lady that doesn't make this complicated?
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -0/+1Still waiting for it
  • deepak1uw, on 09/03/2009, -3/+3Of course... Not Sex !!
  • dontmatta, on 09/04/2009, -1/+1haha pretty funny site
  • inactive, on 09/04/2009, -1/+1He didnt give his address!
  • HEAVYisSPY, on 09/04/2009, -1/+1Thank you. VERY GOOD.
  • bahumbajamille, on 09/04/2009, -1/+1mons as in mons pubis.
  • ImBarryScott, on 09/04/2009, -4/+3No. It's over 9000.
  • jm9487, on 09/04/2009, -3/+1this has to be joke... it just has to be....
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