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- bluepill2, on 07/25/2008, -2/+49Should I forward this onion article to my boss? He might think its funny... he might think I'm trying to tell him something.... hmm...
I'll just bookmark it for now and think about it for a little while. Just... a week tops, right after the quarter review. Yeah. I'll send this to him one day.
Yup. - EclipseGSX, on 07/25/2008, -0/+27"Going so far as to point, click, and hold down his mouse arrow over the e-mail application's 'Send' icon"
Hahahaha -- I think we've all done that move. - Urbanninja622, on 07/25/2008, -3/+14Ah The Onion, always funny
- wishninja, on 07/26/2008, -1/+11My outlook drafts folder is full of stuff like that. Mainly because I have a personal overnight rule on ***** emails. I will not send a ***** email until I have had a night to sleep on it. So usually I decide not to send it, probably the main reason I have been steadily employed all these years.
- chris1234, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6i think we all have thought about sending these emails, and it is usually good that we don't
- GalacticRerun, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6You can not literally laugh your ass off.
- abran1984, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6I sent one of those emails, told my boss exactly how the tech department is a mess. He took it really well, I think.
On an unrelated note, anyone know of an opening for a LAMP developer? :( - JadedDeath, on 07/26/2008, -1/+5WTF
- ACrazyGerman, on 07/26/2008, -1/+4Dude that's *****
- noncn4mst, on 04/15/2009, -1/+3That's an intelligent policy... I wish I had followed that myself.
- Ramble, on 07/26/2008, -3/+5Hot.
- MommaLu, on 07/25/2008, -1/+3hehehe..I liked that.
- lazlonger, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2I have one in my drafts bin.
- Mithivh, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2I love LAMP
- p51d007, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Read a few lines, thinking what a wussy for not sending it, then I looked at the URL and saw the onion...
- Eavesdropping, on 07/29/2008, -1/+2Man up. Send it. This is the kind of coworker I would chase to his car in the parking garage and hold at stapler point.
- Cubedude04, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1What?
- OG8C, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1I love DESK
- alapoet, on 07/25/2008, -3/+4Funny as hell... I would have dug it for the thumbnail alone!
- SabrinaHeaven, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Better watch out. IT can access your drafts folder.
Write angry letters at home, like I do. - Suicyc0, on 02/17/2009, -0/+0Maybe if he worked out a bit, he'd build up the confidence to send it? http://dontbefat.info
- bubbadu, on 07/25/2008, -3/+3hahaha this hit home.
Name : Brent CHECK
Location: Columbus Ohio CHECK - bunkybrewman, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0That was pretty funny stuff.
For myself, I usually type it all out and, get it out of my system and hit delete.
BTW... funnier still is that most of the people who complain usually don't have any type of solution to what their complaining about! - Nicolas123, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0Yes, good link
- Daniel591992, on 07/26/2008, -2/+2Except it's not an Onion article. Thanks for the link though!
- saralk, on 07/26/2008, -1/+1i sense a made up story coming...
- j0etb, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rosen_%28busine ...
A reference or just coincidence?
(Note: I'm sad enough to have recognised the name and to know there would be a wikipedia article, rather than just typing it in to see what would come up) - Y0tsuya, on 07/26/2008, -1/+1It's from the Onion, loser.
- inactive, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0hahaha
- TheMachine1, on 07/26/2008, -6/+5Too bad if its a company computer the boss can legally read the draft you never sent and its my job in the IT department to provide that private information to the boss.
I work at the same company as Brent Quigley and can tell you its about to go under, get investigated for tax fraud and the boss is looking for a scapegoat. - liuite, on 07/26/2008, -3/+2Dear Ex-HighandMighty,
For years I've worked hard to make you look good while you BS'd like a professionaled politician. You've allowed my co-worker (mind you I didn't use the word team mate - because he is not a team player) to slack off, and I've had to carry his load. During a review years ago you carried out your "My People First" philosophy and promoted him based on race. I am so glad you got your hands caught in the cookie jar and they fired your @ss! How could you have been so stupid as to have Dell send a big plasma TV to your house using the company's account. Didn't you know the bean counters in India would have flagged that transaction immediately? Well, too bad so sad that now you can't even get a job at my level! - Nicolas123, on 07/26/2008, -2/+0test
- ShellShock11, on 07/26/2008, -5/+2This was on the front page like a day ago...Buried as old.
- drex8, on 07/26/2008, -6/+3You know the best ever Onion article on Digg was this one:
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Boston_Police_Forced_to_ ...
You'll literally laugh your ass off reading the comments in that article. I still do, sometimes. The comments are just hilarious. - NavS, on 07/26/2008, -22/+6Come back to me when you've sent this to your boss:
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his *****, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up.
He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick *****. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge.
My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my ***** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my ***** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his *****, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his ***** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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