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- bgeek, on 10/11/2007, -2/+55Fake Boobs! Fake Boobs! Fake Boobs!
He can say that because his are 100% real.
Aburn. - timbellomo, on 10/11/2007, -4/+40i was really underwhelmed - it's not like he "got them really good" or anything. The only funny thing he got them on was "I date rich guys for money..." Everything else sounded like a nervous 5th grader that couldn't think of a comeback...
- sherwinn, on 10/11/2007, -13/+38This guy's not even funny. Anyone can call someone names. He has no wit or humor to it. What a loser.
- hopenjoey, on 10/11/2007, -14/+31That is just awesome! Those girls got what they deserved!
- eric0213, on 10/11/2007, -6/+23I was expecting something a little more. Calling them whores and ***** with big boobs is something I would expect from a kid in junior high. I'm not saying the guy isn't normally funny, I have no idea, but this can't be his best work.
Edit: timbellomo beat me to it... ignore my post, I'll just digg him. - abusive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+21WTF = Where's The Funny?
- CannedMango, on 10/11/2007, -5/+21I don't know why everyone is praising this guy so much. For a comedian he wasn't very funny. Anyone could stand on stage and call girls "whore" and "*****". If I was paying to see a comedian I would expect him to insult them in clever ways that made them look like the complete idiots they were. His only good line was "Can I get my money back for the ticket to your conversation?". That was funny. The rest sounded like a guy who didn't know how to control a situation.
- explnx, on 04/27/2009, -0/+11@Frankie/Fadie
Have you ever been to a comedy club? You can't just ask people to be quiet, and ignore them when the crowd starts walking all over you. These women had been asked politely several times during the show, across multiple comedian's sets.
At some point, you have to take the risk and lose a couple potential fans (the bachelorette party) in return for keeping the rest of the show on track. This guy actually handled it really well if you consider what he did, mouthing off and making light of the situation at the same time. That takes either real experience or luck.
And you really can't make any assumptions about the guy's comedy by this heckler clip; you need to see his real material for that. - trippinlikegod, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12What this guy did was exactly what should have been done. This guy is trying to make a living doing a comedy act. Further, he was FILMING the event and these raunchy bitches wouldn't shut the ***** up. It doesn't have anything to do with being a woman, it doesn't have anything to do with fake *****. This is how you have to deal with drunk ***** male or female. If it had been a few guys at a bachelor party I would have expected him to act the same way. Being drunk doesn't give you a free license to be rude. Hell this guy doesn't come to her work and slap the ***** out of her mouth.
- DyDx, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13I will always defend my right to call a dumb bitch a *****.
- feebie, on 10/11/2007, -4/+13Everything he said after "Can I get my money back for my ticket to your conversation" wasn't very funny, and something I would expect to hear from 13 year old kids. Everything before, chuckle worthy.
- DyDx, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11Well, he's right -- that tirade of Hick's is ***** legendary. He tears that bitch down to nothing but piss, ***** and humility.
- Zeketheo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Thousands of people, and you're making a judgment off of a minute during a break in his stand-up routine to deal with people ruining his jokes.
- DesignerChic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6I'm a woman and I found him to be funny and absolutely appropriate. Some ***** just need to be put in their place.
- ubaid1, on 10/11/2007, -11/+17I don't know, even being a comedian, those comments were immature. When Michael Richards went off on black people talking during his show with racist comments, people went nuts, demanded an apology, but now it's okay to lash out at women using sexist and demeaning vocab? Sure Michael Richards is under more scrutiny, but I don't think either this guy or Richards were justified in saying what they did.
Edit: and I realize that people who talk during shows have to be dealt with, and when its a comedy show, I understand it should be entertaining, but in my opinion, there's a line that was crossed. - eric559, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5***** the haters.
- xrisnothing, on 10/11/2007, -9/+13Why does he make fun of her for having fake breasts? Not everyone was blessed with double d's like him.
- AJO21, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4youthagainstfas: It WAS necessary. He had to do it. And he as pleanty of fans to back him up.
Honestly, I think they deserved it. It was the comedian's show, and it's incredibly distracting when people are talking during a set. If you go to a comedy show, or talk to any comic, you'd realize that it's just plain rude to talk about your own thoughts during their time.
On top of that, you'd appreciate this clip a bit more if you knew anything about the guy in it. It's just his personality, you could say. For the comedian's view on this, go to www.nobodylikesonions.com and download the 190th episode. He runs a podcast, and, after listening for a few episodes, you won't be suprised at his reaction.
Way to go PMelt. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4What the ***** is wrong with you people. You can't offend people nowadays? What? Just look around you. Imus, Opie & Anthony and so on.
When you're at a comedy show you're quiet, you laugh, you have a good time. Don't disrespect the comedian by talking with you ***** ***** friends. End of sentence. Patrick Melton is the king. - shreyans, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I don't know why you guys think this is not funny. It's freakin hilarious.
- rainbowrandolph, on 10/11/2007, -7/+11Wow, he called them *****...hilarious.
/sarcasm - Twizzler, on 10/11/2007, -4/+8Amazing video. ***** the haters. In the butt.
- tyyrel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4dear dumbass,
LEARN THINGS THEY WERE TALKING THE WHOLE ***** SHOW THE GUEST COMIEDIANS ASKED THEM TO BE QUIET - Heyseuss, on 10/11/2007, -3/+6It was pretty weak. He had one good one, (ticket to your conversation) the rest was just an ovbious insult without any creativity attatched to it. 'you're fat', 'you have fake boobs' - zing. *sigh*
- DrAdityaMD, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Possibly one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. To all you people offended by this: it's not for you. If you are so blinded by your fake outrage at the language he used that you can't see the humor in some young girls who've never worked a hard day in their lives, who spend daddy's and hubby's money on shopping and surgery, getting their implanted asses whupped by some bigass ***** who's not afraid to pull the C-word, I have nothing to tell you.
This is absolutely hilarious material, especially when you see the looks on these girls' faces. If you enjoyed this even mildly, check out:
www.nobodylikesonions.com
for this comedian (Patrick Melton) and his podcast. I checked it out after seeing this video, and I have to say it's no wonder it was in the running for last year's Best Produced Podcast at the Podcast awards. Nobody Likes Onions is professional, racy, wild, and absolutely hilarious, much like Patrick himself. And you only need to glance at the forums to realize it has a ton of female and adult fans. The fact is, people appreciate this kind of humor. So stop pretending to be offended by the word "*****," look around you, and realize everyone else is laughing. Relax a little.
--Rulez. - Zeketheo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2@Frankie4Fingers,
No, he could not. Talking when anyone is presenting something, be it a speech or a comedy act is rude and really throws off what the presenter is trying to accomplish. This is especially relevant during a comedy show, where the jokes need to be heard as well as possible to be understood. - tyyrel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3you dont know ***** i was at the show and about 98% of the people there were to see him so shutup about him losing fans. if you had any comedic knowledge you would understand his viewpoint. lets see you go up there and do comedy while having those ***** talk. STFU LEARN THINGS BITCH LEARN THINGS
- whatsleftofyou, on 10/11/2007, -18/+20This is weak compared to what Bill Hicks did when heckled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xbJ8QhE8Us
- trippinlikegod, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2If they were doing that at your job it wouldn't be a matter of funny, comedian or not. He was pissed off and told them like it is. No jokes required to toss some drunk rude ***** out of your show.
- bking, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Ahh, the magic of free speech.
- MrFatalistic, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5LoL, I found it funny, you could tell everyone in the audience wanted to see them go. Even if his jokes weren't comedy gold it's funny to see him eject their asses since they clearly don't know they're at a ***** comedy show.
- CannedMango, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I appreciate what you two are saying... what they were doing was rude. However, if you've ever been to a good comedy show then you know that the comedian making hecklers, rude audience members and idiots in general look really stupid with some awesome wit can be one of the best parts of the show. If you're up on stage and then best joke you can come up with is to call someone "*****" then you're probably not a very good comedian.
- AJO21, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2You're right. You DON'T pay to hear those insults. You pay to hear comedy, which this guys is great at, and couldn't do with those girls there. Don't go judging him on this one clip. He's a hilarious comedian, which you'd know if you paid attention to him and got some background info before saying he's not funny.
LEARN THINGS!
He deserves all the praise he can get. Go PMelt! - trippinlikegod, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Who said he was trying to be funny? I don't find anything humorous about telling someone to shut the ***** up and get the ***** out. It's just what needed to be said. It's not like they were heckling him. They were just being rude and disruptive.
- abusive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1I didn't know you would come to Digg and post on a video of you.
Tad defensive. - Zeketheo, on 10/11/2007, -5/+5This video is awesome, and it shows the reactions from those ***** as you said the lines.
- endrid, on 10/11/2007, -3/+3Although I don't condone talking to people in this manner, it's hard to feel sorry for the type of women that think that because they are decent looking, they can do whatever they want. It is rude to talk during someone's show, especially up front like that.
- trippinlikegod, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2No love for Bill Hicks. What the ***** happened to the youth of America?
- tyyrel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1dude..... compare the names KENNYBANIA------------Somebodyscream learn things
- Toridas, on 10/11/2007, -4/+4Throwing them out isn't part of his act, it doesn't have to be funny. I just love seeing people get thrown out of places. Hell the last 2 concerts I've gone to I've had people thrown out for taking my seat when I left to get nachos.
- bongohercules, on 10/11/2007, -12/+11righteous pwnage, dude! those gidgets got their comeuppance! Woah!
- mal1964, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2what is he really angry about?
- Frankie4Fingers, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Then people will reserve the right to call you ignorant and uneducated.
- fxmcleod, on 10/11/2007, -9/+7idk, "can i get a refund on your conversation?" was pretty funny
- Mesiance, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3wow...that was...Lame?
- SgtRice763, on 10/11/2007, -12/+10This is even better than the audio. Simply amazing.
- Frankie4Fingers, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2@Zek
But that is how people loose fans. Not handling a situation properly make him look stupid in front of all those people. - Frisbinator, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1I actually feel kind of sorry for those girls. The first thing out of his mouth was "Are you going to talk my entire show stupid whore." That's a pretty vicious thing to call someone you don't know. He proceeds to say things like "Some women should be beaten" and calls them every juvenile stereotype female hate word he can think of, which were about 3. He probably just threw those girls out because he didn't have anything else to call them. Not funny, insults not justified, and not dugg.
- Tarran, on 10/11/2007, -12/+9I agree... seeing his actions during the whole event made it better than just listening to it
- mnetlucas, on 10/11/2007, -10/+7Yea they talked about it on NLO this guys podcast. It is in their latest episode.
Nobodylikesonions.com
They are also on iTunes -
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