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youtube.com — some little girl asks bill clinton if he is looking forward to christmas, his response is priceless!

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  • TheoDork, on 10/12/2007, -200/+32Re-submit this with a better title, description, and fixed grammatical errors and I'll digg this, but...sorry.
    • burtonbe, on 10/12/2007, -5/+325Inaccurate title. Clinton clearly states that he TRIED to kill Santa, but was unsuccessful.

      (Yes, it's a joke people. laugh :-)
    • mrwiggl3s, on 10/12/2007, -6/+25Santa cant be killed
    • docdoak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+77The smile on the woman at the very end made me fall out of my chair in fear.
    • kourge, on 10/12/2007, -13/+28Santa can't be killed? Because he's a ninja?
    • mrfreeziexp, on 10/12/2007, -6/+8"you tried to kill santa?"
    • megashaun, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Santa's secretly The Grimace. Nothing can kill The Grimace.
    • pmcall221, on 10/12/2007, -9/+114The Daily Show reports news as comedy. Only the FOX News Channel could report comedy as news.
    • littlebylittle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28Every time Brit Hume laughs, it looks like he's taking a dump in his pants.
    • shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3@kourge
      no he's a robot didn't you watch futurama?
    • Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11@xeracy: over on the left side on the screen you'll find a gray line saying "add or remove topics". Click that. Uncheck the "comedy video" topic.

      You're welcome.
    • PAJK, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Santa can't be killed (or proven for that matter) because he's outside of the realm of Science.
    • 00011000, on 10/12/2007, -10/+10Clinton was/is a legend. best US president of our generation IMO
    • Justinguder2, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1you are a loser
    • Lindsay, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@megashaun
      Clerks TAS was so good. I think the cast had shirts with that line on them.
  • Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -117/+16I KNEW IT!
    Irrefutile proof that Clinton is ALWAYS responsible, and Bush is NEVER responsible about anything!
    Take that, you blowjob-loving libtards!
    • Reap, on 10/12/2007, -41/+9You know, I agree... Bush never was responsible with how he handled... well, everything :)
    • gdm9000, on 10/12/2007, -23/+154That's not fair. Republicans love blowjobs too - they just prefer them from young boys instead of women. Mmm, pages...
    • Flashman, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1b-b-but Clinton!
    • Rekzai, on 10/12/2007, -12/+21Bush is an idiot
    • Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -16/+2Jesus ***** christ, one of these days I must really learn that diggers are completely unable to detect humor or irony without a /jk.

      /jk you humor impaired assholes.
    • knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -6/+11The thing is, you're not funny... you're a ***** idiot, and '/jk' isn't going to help you.
    • Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -9/+0@knightblade: I didn't get buried that deep for bungling a joke, and *****, if being an idiot was sufficient to get buried *you'd* never see the sun.
    • knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1You should check my comment history.

      I'm a ***** riot.
  • das7282, on 10/12/2007, -29/+218I miss Bill. :(
    • texpundit, on 10/26/2007, -31/+83I couldn't stand Clinton when he was in office. I thought, and still think, that he's a liar and a scumbag.

      That said, the Bush administration makes me PINE for the days when Clinton was in office.

      Yes, I miss Bill, too.
    • BigSlacker, on 10/12/2007, -40/+9Yep...got to love that stock market fraud, terrorist attacks, and pointlessly launching cruise missiles into Iraq and Afghanistan.
    • pushmouse, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26@BigSlacker
      Besides Afghanistan, everything you just said applies to Bush as well.
    • BigSlacker, on 10/12/2007, -25/+1Okay, so?
    • alex.will, on 10/12/2007, -13/+61@BigSlacker

      I'd take Clinton's screw-ups over Bush's:

      ...war that has killed 660,000 Iraqis and 3,000 Americans
      ...9/11
      ...the USA PATRIOT act
      ...dismantling of environmental policies
      ...amounting an enormous deficit
    • TheScareScrow, on 10/12/2007, -28/+7Ummm when exactly did 9/11 become a Bush screw up? He handled that pretty damn well. Iraq may be a screw up... but as for 9/11, you should get off Michael Moore's dick.
    • broomett, on 10/12/2007, -23/+6660,000 IRaqis! HYSTERICAL! You actually choose to believe that ***** report and IGNORE all the reports that THOROUGHLY refute thse numbers.

      But sure...over 500 Iraqis have been killed EVERY DAY since the war began...Riiiiiiight!

      Gotta love a "report" that takes every Iraqi that is "missing" as being dead. "Hey, have you seen your neighbors since the war began?" "No" "OK, that means they are dead."

      Gee, it has nothing to do with the fact that without Sadam around, suddenly lots and lots of Iraqis LEFT the country.
    • slicedoranges, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3If the whole Lewinski thing didn't happen...
    • broomett, on 10/12/2007, -19/+11And Alex...also..to put 9/11 entirely on Bush is as ridiculous as someone trying to put it entirely on Clinton.


      Clinton could have prevented the rise of Osama LONG before he became the force he ws in 2001.
    • dashiel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8@broomett - i love how people claim "the lancet report is totally wrong" without actually quoting any sources. there are criticisms of the report, but it's only rare that the criticism is based on anything, or not hatched by some right-wing group. the fact of the matter is we won't know how many iraqi civilians have been killed in this war for a very long time.

      there are currently three primary accounts.

      there's iraq body count, which uses media reports of civilian deaths. you really think they've got all the answers? that the media reports each and every iraqi death? they claim something like 35,000

      there's the iraqi coroner who claims something like 100,000. do you think that takes in to account those who *are* missing and will eventually be found dead?

      then there's lancet that has used predictive models that have been proven accurate in other areas of study.

      i doubt very much that any of them are accurate, i would say the true answer is going to be somewhere below lancet's estimates, but above the iraqi coroner. regardless it's disgusting even if it turns out only 35,000 men, women and children were killed. ten times the number of people killed on 9/11!
    • nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11@alex.will

      Don't forget Katrina.
    • lintmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6And the No Child Left Behind Act.
  • Pimpalicious316, on 10/12/2007, -24/+7I lol'd
  • brendandonhue, on 10/12/2007, -21/+12Why doesn't he just wait for global warming to melt the north pole?
    • ilyag, on 10/12/2007, -27/+8Because you masturbate at night, that's why.
    • MSTK, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7I believe the proper quote is -

      "Because you touch yourself at night."
    • myheaditches, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Yes, but that does not apply to this subject.
  • Rikushix, on 10/12/2007, -16/+2lol
  • bakagaigin, on 10/12/2007, -5/+78The expression on the fox news lady's face at the very end is the best part.
    • bubba9999, on 10/12/2007, -16/+94Yep - she was laughing like a $2 whore.
    • JorgeGonzalez, on 10/12/2007, -3/+55Hahahaha, yes. I thought, "Never before in my life have I seen people look that uncomfortable laughing."
    • threepio, on 10/12/2007, -1/+46Quick Moktar - laugh like the humans do! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
    • geronimo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+39Their laughing looked painful. I guess that's how you would laugh if you had no soul.
  • MikeOSX, on 10/12/2007, -8/+55Clinton was the man!
    • BigSlacker, on 10/12/2007, -16/+4You do know that the real thing he is referring to is his attacking Afghanistan? Or it could be Iraq. He launches a bunch of missiles Saddam's way and supported it with eliminating WMDs. Then he just ignored it after that did no good. He could could be talking about the empty training camp he blew up in Afghanistan. From the 1998 speech transcript:

      "Earlier today, I ordered America's armed forces to strike military and security targets in Iraq. They are joined by British forces. Their mission is to attack Iraq's nuclear, chemical and biological weapons programs and its military capacity to threaten its neighbors."

      I'm sure this will get buried by the party retards that want to ignore what really happened. The whole party has an amazing ability to make people self delusional.
    • BigSlacker, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2Classic...called that one. Take fingers...stick in ears...scream "WA WA WA WA". Political parties are such fun.
    • SJS111567, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10She still is!
    • buckynekkid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@BigDumbass

      He was talking about how he tried his hardest to kill Bin Laden. You know, the alleged mastermind behind the tragedy on 9/11. If you'd have actually watched the REAL interview, instead of inserting foot in mouth, you'd know that (it was on your beloved FoxNews anyway). I think your leige, Bush, was the one going "what memo outlining anti-terror strategies and indicating an extreme threat in the very near future. WA WA WA WA WA WA... [sips Jack Daniels]... WA LA WA LA...
  • ilyag, on 10/12/2007, -1/+51My favorite part about YouTube links is reading all the hilarious comments left by the unwashed masses.
    • benzzene, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34That's the same reason I read Digg.
    • spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19I particularly liked this one:

      "***** that clip, of course fox would use this -- yes clinton directly said kill, just like bush parades himself as self-rigteous revolutionary for justice. of course that broken down trash of a man hume laughs so genuinely, id like to see him use one of the millions of bushisms."

      Wow, just....wow
  • LeafsScore, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Hah, I remember this from Jay Leno.

    @Junkyardawg - Dont worry, Santa's real.
  • jbus, on 10/12/2007, -41/+7Anything with Brit Hume deserves to be dugg down.
  • michaelwright, on 10/12/2007, -19/+6Title and description are quite inaccurate. Buried for such reasons.
  • kamilmarkowicz, on 10/12/2007, -5/+29This kid looks like a little Hitler :)
    • nixonrichard, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12That's how Adolf started. A Jew told him he tried to kill Santa. And now you know . . . the rest of the story.
  • OmniMe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+39looks like the fox pundits got their jollies out of that one.
    • zorvi4, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Omni I think this might be the start of that GOP comedy show they were going to be starting. I hate the GOP but this was actually kind of funny.
  • 2tomato, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15fat laughs at Fox news.
  • chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -2/+39Talk about a slow fake news day....
  • loserhead, on 10/12/2007, -24/+4for you morons that didn't figure it out, Clinton was talking about osama bin laden. the leno show just edited it together with some kid asking questions about Santa.
    • azurepalm, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19correct. Fox news bashing Clinton, what a surprise. i want to see them do the same trick with bush. hehe. ;)

      /ducks for cover
    • tokyopimp, on 10/12/2007, -6/+18Um first of all that's not Fox News who did the video, they are just showing a Jay Leno sketch. And at the end of that show they've shown sketches that made fun of Bush plenty of times.

      I really don't think the people who bash Fox News watch very much of it. You can dig me down, but I watch a few of the shows on Fox News. And that show with Brit Hume regularly has pundits on both sides of the aisle.

      Yeah most of the host like O'Reilly and Hannity are clearly bias, and overall yes the network is pretty much leaning to the right. But that's not to say there aren't decent debates and decent shows on the network.

      I know it's cool to fallow the heard and bash Fox News just because it's Fox News. But I like to be objective, and watch and read multiple news outlets.
    • ectogon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4fallow the heard?
  • jonmholmes, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Awesome!!! Digging up Leno for a news story, wow.
    • celticelve, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3Only Fox News could put that in a news segment. I'm surprised they didn't try to pass it for real.
  • miasma13, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4Hmmm, I wish Hillary would run for president.......only under the claim that if she wins, shell just let good ol' Bill run things again....I miss Dems in the White House
    • Subiklim, on 10/12/2007, -13/+7Gee, me too. I miss the days where we didn't retaliate for attacks against america, we spied on Princess Di, and we sold secret tech to the Chinese.

      *sigh* Those were the days.
  • drthipp, on 10/23/2007, -1/+14i think a funny joke on leno is more shocking than the "interview"
    • rspeed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Absolutely! I'm shocked!

      Obviously Leno had nothing to do with it. His writers often make gold, but he just can't deliver it.
  • nerogtr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4People realize that the video is an edit from a previous fox interview (not about santa) put together by Leno right? Just making sure....this video is ***** hilarious though. Clinton > Santa.
  • Sp1k3d, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Yes, surprisingly those evil fox news conservative reptilian bastards can mimic the behavior of human laughter.
    • iOsiris, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Yeah, I hope people realize it too. The clip from Clinton was in another interview about how he would have handled Osama Bin Laden or something like that. People thought it was real are..
  • usbserial, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Um... for all those who think they are making fun of Clinton:

    To me it is obvious that Clinton, in that skit, is making fun of Bush for his failure to find/kill Osama. Clinton says he was closer to finding Santa than anyone else had ever been, that he launched a massive campaign to find him.
  • wulfflower, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Its so sad reading the comments on you tube and some of the comments here... people actually took that video seriously. The clip is from the tonight show and not to be taken seriously. :/
  • abaddono1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2the sad part is that some if not most of fox viewers belive that is a real interview, it just fans the flames of hatred between the 2 parties...
  • Easty, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Mmmm... Can't you just smell the fair, balanced, sincere news reporting? :)
    • knightsoccer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1No, let me turn on CNN to get the real "unbiased" (liberal) news
  • Nearoschyth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5The real irony is that Clinton actually looks like he's condescendingly trying to explain a topic to a child. Goes to show how much he thought of Chris Wallace.
  • wheresjim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Wow, I don't think I have ever seen that gimp Krauthammer laugh, he almost fell out of his wheelchair!
  • tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3This is really funny, but what on earth is it doing on a news show? Fox no less. My, I wonder what their motives could be.

    This is proof that US news is entertainment, not news. Funny clip, though.
  • SuperNick, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4lol @ Fox News
    lol
  • LarzJG, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Funny clip - again, an inaccurate Digg post, never alluding to the fact that this i obviously an edited joke.
  • hcl40u, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2So this must be where the "War on Christmas" came from.
  • Mizko, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0Like these entertainment clips?

    Can't view them in the office because its filtered/banned/firewalled?

    Use http://www.slyuser.com! Bypass all firewalls/bans/filters and be able to enjoy your time at work or school!
  • gregcotten, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4@alex.will

    If you're going to blame 9/11 on Bush, you might as well blame it on Clinton as well.
  • Joshua, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Are you people forgetting why Fox did this? They're trying to cover up their own failures and make Clinton look bad after he made them look retarded during the interview.

    Not funny because of it's timing and the way it is immaturely used to degrade Clinton's image after he made them look stupid.

    Fox sucks.
  • emptycan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Oh, my, that was priceless :)).
  • Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Breaking @ Fox News: Bush recently announced plans to invade the North Pole based upon documents showing that its jolly dictator "Sinter Klaas" or "Chris Kringle" has been involved in numerous breaking and entering incidents throughout the country. "He even taunted me by leaving a lump of coal in my sock. Damn you, Kringle, damn you to hell!" Bush cried, shaking his fist in the air.
  • teknobryan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Of course Fox does this.
  • soupnrc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1When I was 5 my dad told me he killed Santa...
  • lyrs, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Anyone know where I can find the Bush parody. I'm fairly sure bush can be edited to say the same things.
  • ya2sin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Santa should be killed, just another trick to bribe kids.

    http://jahtruth.net/xmas.htm
  • xenoploid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Interesting how you have to fictionalize an interview with Clinton to make fun of him, where as with Bush you can just take the straight un-edited video. Lame Duck president, Democratically controlled congress, Republican scandals everywhere. Who's ***** laughing now Brit?
  • raid517, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I bet the republicans here think that's real cute...

    To the rest of us, it still looks like typical right wing Neanderthal style humor.

    At lest the jokes from the left have have subtly and finesse' - whereas this kind of stuff just bludgeons you over the head with the utter crass obviousness of it all.

    Still no doubt it will work for the target audience.

    Merry Xmas to all of the red necks of America everywhere...!
    • raid517, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Anyway the really funny thing is that the original clip was put together as a deliberate attempt to parody Fox News - but that Fox news just didn't get it. They thought that it was a dig at Clinton - when really it was a digg at them - and the often horribly distorted view of reality that they present to the world.

      It seems Fox are the one's who lack a sense of humor.

      So who's laughing now I wonder....?
  • southernpistol, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Santa survives all! Even heart attacks.
  • insub2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1is O'Reilly gonna bitch about using kids to promote propaganda this time?
  • mofonator, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0check this out
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BucRYPG00XE
  • Ibanezkid56, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Clinton is GAY
    • raid517, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Mmm.. only if you think Monica is a man.
  • codemonkey2841, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"I got closer to killing him than anybody since!"
  • FazzMunkle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4ROFLMAO Oh my god... That was hilarious... I don't care if it was through Fox News either. LOL
  • maestroh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1ill dude who was that broad at the end with the horse face
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