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- boomchockalocka, on 11/17/2008, -1/+191Honey, we're in luck. I found a discount circumciser advertising on the oak tree out front...
- Amorn, on 11/17/2008, -1/+165"So does circumcision pays well?"
"I don't know, I just keep the tips" - NathanielJ, on 11/17/2008, -1/+139If that's the part that he cuts off then he's doing it wrong.
- Footinmymouth, on 11/16/2008, -2/+117That's a great Briss-ness Card!
- nikpappagiorgio, on 11/16/2008, -1/+74I bet the paper cries for a good week after you rip off his number.
- dnasty27, on 11/16/2008, -2/+52wait, that doesn't make it look bigger
- chompysweat, on 11/17/2008, -1/+46He must be pretty cocky to think this would entice customers
- scotinus, on 11/17/2008, -3/+46Ahhh... what a beautiful baby boy. Perfect in every way. Now let's mutilate his genitals.
- LongShlong, on 11/17/2008, -35/+75Good lord... Circumcision has to be one of the dumbest practices ever; almost on par with religion itself.
- DigitalGuy, on 11/17/2008, -3/+43Well I for one am circumcised, but wish I weren't. How's that for over-share?
- SammyJr, on 11/17/2008, -1/+32Are you circumcised by choice or because you had the misfortune of being born male in America?
I'm also a circumcised atheist but the circumcision thing was not my idea and I certainly wouldn't force it or wish it on anyone else. - Pedobear, on 11/17/2008, -0/+29It pays well enough if you can make the cut.
- miggz06, on 11/16/2008, -0/+24...just the tip...
- anarcurt, on 11/17/2008, -3/+27I hope he's not the kind that sucks the blood afterwards. There are Hesedic Rabbis who literally suck the blood from the infants mutilated penis with some kids dying of herpes.
http://www.cirp.org/news/journalnews02-03-05/
Gotta love the religious whackjobs! - diggystardust, on 11/17/2008, -1/+24What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Keep the tip" - Thinkerofthings, on 11/16/2008, -1/+23that was a cringe moment
- gglynn07, on 11/17/2008, -1/+22"Rabbi Tuckman: Moúle he’s a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.
Will: What prey tell, sir is a circumcision?
Rabbi Tuckman: Oh it’s the latest rage the ladies love it.
Will: Oh I want one
Little John: I’ll take two
Achoo: Put me down too man I’ll get one
Robin Hood: I’m game. How’s it done?
Rabbi Tuckman: It’s a snap. [Demonstrating with a carrot and a devise for cutting] I take my little machine. I take your little thing. See? I put it into this little hole here and… [the knife cuts the top of the carrot] nip the tip.
[Groans and moans can be heard from Robin Hood and his men]
Who’s first?
Little John: (in a panicked voice) I changed me mind!
Achoo: (obviously lying) I forgot man I already got mine.
Rabbi Tuckman: I got to work with a younger crowd." - badger500, on 11/17/2008, -2/+23History of circumcision in America:
Doc: "Great baby boy you got there, now let's remove part of his penis."
Dad: "Uh...what's the medical reason for that?"
Doc: "Dunno, it's just what we do since the founder of Kellog's cereal and Graham crackers thought it would prevent masturbation."
Dad: "Oh, OK--have at it then." - crazy0, on 11/17/2008, -2/+20who knew genital mutilation could be such a funny thing....tsk
- SammyJr, on 11/17/2008, -1/+18Do they not have yellow pages where you are? Call a urologist and get it done. But believe me, being circumcised isn't that great.
- LongShlong, on 11/17/2008, -2/+19There's no actual scientific reasoning or benefit to get it done.
Circumcision = Purely religious = Absent of rationality = Stupid. - froopyscot, on 11/17/2008, -1/+16How this practice continues to be considered "normal" is beyond me.
- ElGubrush, on 11/17/2008, -0/+15When he grew up, he knew he'd want to cut penises for a living.
I'm just saying... - SammyJr, on 11/17/2008, -0/+14That's pretty creepy... advertising your preference for cutting infant penis.
- uHaveASmallDigg, on 11/17/2008, -0/+14What a rip-off.
- SammyJr, on 11/17/2008, -2/+15There's no right way to do a wrong thing.
- jmontes, on 11/17/2008, -0/+10Either way... EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
- LongShlong, on 11/17/2008, -2/+12I implore you to watch Pen and Tellers: ***** episode about circumcision.
All the logic and facts you need. - SammyJr, on 11/17/2008, -1/+10Yeah, maybe 2000 years ago, but they're still circumcising American babies who have access to plenty of fresh water. Hygiene is just one of many nonsensical reasons for continuing this stupid blood ritual.
- GavinZac, on 11/17/2008, -16/+24As a circumcised atheist Irishman, I'm burying you. Partially for being incorrect, and partially for being the guy calling people dumb whilst named "LongShlong".
- douglasr007, on 11/17/2008, -3/+11What a dick.
- HtomSirveaux, on 11/17/2008, -1/+8The cleanliness factor is a myth.
If it were true, there would be more nations that participate in it's practice. Other nations like China, India, Mexico, South America, etc. There is sand and dirt in places other than southwest Asia and Africa.
The only reasons that is popular in those two regions is religious tradition and the other myth that it helps prevent HIV.
Any woman that that says she prefers a circumcised penis should be ***** punched.
Any doctor that suggests it practice instead of rejecting it outright is a hack and a freak and should have his/her license revoked: "Primum non nocere" - loki2029, on 11/17/2008, -3/+10It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!
- inactive, on 11/17/2008, -3/+10wow, what a great religion! here, touch my baby please?
creepy *****. - badger500, on 11/17/2008, -3/+10Are you from Ireland or are you an American who fools himself into thinking he's an "Irishman".
And, no, he was correct--it's one of the dumbest practices ever. Look up the history of it in the U.S. for some laughs. - rkiga, on 11/17/2008, -2/+9oh sh*t, i think i need a refund then...
- SammyJr, on 11/17/2008, -2/+8Branded with your ignorance, awesome.
- Nath2k8, on 11/17/2008, -0/+6That was a cut below the belt..
- anagoge, on 11/17/2008, -1/+7That guy is forever dealing with complete dicks, but he always manages to cut them down to size and his advertising is a cut above the rest.
- eco57, on 11/17/2008, -8/+14"The part which remained in the consumers hand was the circumcised part..."
Shouldn't it be the other part? - jussipupu, on 11/17/2008, -2/+8Genital mutilation is so funny. You should see the card they use for women. That one is really a laugh.
- Ghstfce, on 11/17/2008, -0/+6"It's says here 'All circumcisions: At least 25% off!'"
- JustAn0th3rFace, on 11/17/2008, -0/+5i tip my hat to him..
- WarnerK, on 11/17/2008, -0/+5wtf?
- theOster, on 11/17/2008, -0/+5for the record, thats actually an extremely outdated practice and very seldom done anymore. the majority of the jewish community has denounced it.
- anarcurt, on 11/17/2008, -1/+6How this can be religious is beyond me. Jews can't get tattoos because they are defaming Gods creation (themselves) yet the one part God ***** up was the end of a penis.
Brilliant! - illustrick, on 11/17/2008, -1/+6.....i wish i still had my foreskin
- ElGubrush, on 11/17/2008, -1/+6Well, he's not a total dick. Just mostly a dick.
- HtomSirveaux, on 11/17/2008, -0/+4Honestly, I've never heard of any reputable study that backup your statement.
- poogy21, on 11/17/2008, -0/+4Sadistically Creative.
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