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- roybemename, on 08/04/2008, -22/+163simply writing "church" over the entrance to a building makes me hesitant about entering
- Hetman, on 08/04/2008, -8/+91Tsunami, Aids - War do you hear me now - God. Welcome. Any christian who believes that is just an ass. It could easily have read "FreeWill, Life, and love" - God Welcome. Instead they have to appeal to fear because really that is all they have.
- Rndm_Tngnt, on 08/05/2008, -2/+70My favorite spotted in the wild around Easter, but never captured on film:
"Jesus burst from the grave and exploded our hearts."
I'm assuming they meant 'IN our hearts," but the thought of a Zombie Jesus telekinetically exploding chests might be a larger draw. - cutchyacokov, on 08/05/2008, -11/+67Poor, poor JimmySpaza. Nothing to do but troll Digg to promote belief in your imaginary friend. How's life in YOUR parents' basement?
- charm803, on 08/05/2008, -12/+62"Jews killed Jesus."
That's the way! Place blame and judgment the Christian way!
Religion. Creating morons since the beginning of time...... - PleaseJustDie, on 08/05/2008, -2/+46I swear I've seen some of those church signs on some of the free church sign creators on the net that have been on digg a time or two in the past.
- humanerror, on 08/05/2008, -2/+39man you're missing out on some good chicken
- MoeWasHere, on 08/05/2008, -2/+38The Obama one just annoyed me:
OSAMA OBAMA
Hummm, Are they brothers?
Why not something more factual:
BUSH DICK
Hummm, Have they been screwing you? - liah, on 08/05/2008, -2/+32Some of them are actually kind of amusing in a genuine way and not just a hugely asinine hypocritical way.
- rz8472, on 08/05/2008, -0/+28I agree; some of these are quite clever.
Others just scare me. - btschul, on 08/05/2008, -0/+26I do freelance audio work for a church near me, and they are some of the nicest people I have ever worked for. Not all religious people prey on fear and hate, and not all of them are crazy. There are actually some pretty cool people there. Don't judge everyone who goes to church by this sort of stuff.
- temporaryescape, on 08/05/2008, -1/+27I just need to find whoever has that four inch tongue they speak of.
- diggitydad, on 08/05/2008, -2/+26Best church sign I have seen recently:
If you are looking for a sign,
this is it. - charm803, on 08/05/2008, -8/+31I'd rather be an atheist than:
1. Force virgin rape victims to marry their attackers:
(Deutoronomy 22:28-29)
2. Kill all the people that curse their parents.
(Leviticus 20:9)
3. Support slavery.
(Leviticus 25:44-46)
Should I keep going? I can, but it's useless to argue with people who believe in the invisible man upstairs.
I stopped having imaginary friends when I was 4. - rarmstr2, on 08/05/2008, -6/+29over half of these are in Texas?
- DeadlyCouncil, on 08/05/2008, -6/+28They didn't spell Channukah right...
- paradox4190, on 08/05/2008, -4/+26I can't believe that most of these are real. It's easy to find a church sign generator anywhere.
Look...
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8275/cosvw9.jpg - jazzgator, on 08/04/2008, -14/+36Actually, a lot of these make me WANT to go to church.
- StaticThunder, on 08/05/2008, -4/+24I swear, its like everybody is a sock puppet for SpiritBlade.
- JORD4N26, on 08/05/2008, -2/+20dugg for the last pic.
- sweeneypng, on 08/05/2008, -1/+18You know... that Google one was actually pretty clever.
- Berkana, on 08/05/2008, -1/+18Any church that thinks the Tsunami was intended to whack deserving non-believers needs to take a good hard look at the hurricanes and droughts hitting the Bible belt, and pause to ask themselves "what might God have against us?"
- metalgel, on 08/05/2008, -2/+18best church sign ive seen is:
Sign broken, message inside.
i hate religion and am agnostic (but 99.9999999% believe there is no god) but i always love reading church signs. - jdsingar, on 08/05/2008, -3/+18I feel like some of those, while extremely corny, actually do mean something. It's the political references that really bother me. I hope for the sake of humanity that the "Go Bush Go, Praise the Lord, Pass the Ammo" sign was created on some sort of church sign creator online. Otherwise, that's just disgusting.
- rileyhallwood, on 08/05/2008, -1/+15http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/200 ...
that one's got a fighting chance, its pretty good for a church. - jorichter, on 08/04/2008, -4/+18I like the fourth one down... The one written in blue crayon
- lendrick, on 08/05/2008, -4/+18So, just for kicks, I searched for God on google. The first thing that came up was Wikipedia. Appropriate, I thought, given how if you want something to be true about God, you can just make it up. :p
- floridiot2, on 08/05/2008, -3/+16Hmm... is falsifying your name as God not a sin?
- BlakkSheep, on 08/05/2008, -5/+17I finally discovered my right hand. Thanks mister church!
- lydecker, on 08/05/2008, -3/+14SpiritBlade is a poster on Digg. His original account, SpiritBlade, was banned for violating Digg's terms of service.
He returned as God0sword, or something to that effect. This account, too, was banned.
His current account is Solgaard. And his behavior has not changed. - carter1337, on 08/05/2008, -1/+12I gotta give it to the last sign, I lol'ed
- idc5, on 08/05/2008, -1/+11Here's a church sign that will make you want to go to church:
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1771432 - charm803, on 08/05/2008, -3/+13Most kids believe in Santa until their are 8, having an imagination is not weird, it's healthy.
I am assuming you don't read the Bible but here it is, word for word:
1. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (King James Version)
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
2. Leviticus 20:9
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
3. Leviticus 25:44-46 (King James Version)
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour. - themastersb, on 08/05/2008, -2/+11Gotta admit. That last sign was pretty clever.
- paradox4190, on 08/05/2008, -1/+10http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6894/churchsign ...
- hardwareguy, on 08/05/2008, -2/+10I've been using my left hand.
Have i been doing it wrong? - theexitwound, on 08/05/2008, -0/+8Unfortunately, these are the ones with the loudest mouths who end up on Capitol Hill pushing agendas on the rest of the country.
- inactive, on 08/05/2008, -5/+12I made one that says God Fears Evilena
- popltree2, on 08/05/2008, -0/+7You say that as if you are surprised...
- Yurhiness, on 08/05/2008, -2/+9There’s a billboard on a main highway between Houston & Austin that reads: “Will the road your on lead you to me?” - Aside from poor grammar, the sign kinda frightens me, because I’m thinking, “God, I hope not!”
- Dumbledorito, on 08/05/2008, -2/+9Let's see... racism... redneck humor... rabid right-wing joke... ah, but thankfully, no puns involving--
*sonscreen*
Crap. Might as well hope for a town where there's no beauty parlor with a clever name based on the word "mane." - AndrewDB, on 08/05/2008, -0/+6A church right down the road from my house had a sign up for a week and a half "Screaming Oh God in bed doesn't mean you can skip coming here.."
- deweyhewson, on 08/05/2008, -0/+6Only because people who are decent and caring of other people have no desire to shout and yell at people with different opinions. So those that do tend to have the loudest voice, so to speak.
That's pretty much true with most issues, though. - RoryTheRuffian, on 08/05/2008, -5/+11JIMMYSPAZ, WAKE UP YOU *****
- Ramenhood, on 08/05/2008, -2/+81/3 of those are actually witty..
- Xcel, on 08/05/2008, -7/+13All I have to say is watch Jesus Camp. 9 Parts on Youtube.
It's some ***** up *****. - fugazied, on 08/05/2008, -1/+7"Go Bush Go, Praise the Lord, Pass the Ammo" was my favourite. Sums up the middle America?
- inactive, on 08/05/2008, -5/+11wow some of these signs are pathetic, feeble attempts at trying to be funny that just dont work
- Petebyte, on 08/05/2008, -0/+4I'm hesitant of going to church too. What if I burst into flames?
- jamesmcginnis, on 08/05/2008, -2/+7since the beginning of time.......is that about 2008 years ago?
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