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- NyteStarNyne, on 03/12/2009, -1/+366Am I the only one that can't read this without hearing it back in his voice?
- KMartSheriff, on 03/12/2009, -3/+266I don't know, but when I read them it's almost like I can hear his voice in my head.
- williamlee, on 03/12/2009, -1/+198There is no way this is really Walken. Is it?
- itc518, on 03/12/2009, -0/+130No, I am sure it is not him, but funny as hell.
- PPCG4, on 03/12/2009, -4/+115What's funny is that while reading, I could hear his voice narrating the posts in my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!
- PWoT, on 03/12/2009, -4/+91"You are now following Christopher Walken."
- Buzzby, on 03/12/2009, -0/+69'Good news everyone'
- jcsoc, on 03/12/2009, -21/+90I still think twitter blows
- Hend, on 03/12/2009, -0/+48LOL *****. When I opened the twitter page he had 760 followers. By the time I finished reading his second page of posts he was up to 1160. Digg effect
- EmperorChow, on 03/12/2009, -2/+50Reminds me of the Jack Handey quotes from SNL
- imnojezus, on 03/12/2009, -1/+48...said the guy bitching people out on an internet forum.
- BooLag, on 04/23/2009, -2/+46I tend to think this is fake. From his account:
* Name Chris Walken
* Location Manhattan
* Bio Clusterflock Evangelist
Combined with:
http://www.clusterflock.org/2008/04/christopher-wa ...
Too bad... - SmackMyMac, on 03/12/2009, -0/+39I don't think it's possible not to. My mind adds in the pauses and accents perfectly. Now if only I could do that great of an impression aloud.
- MogusMaximus, on 03/12/2009, -1/+39"He gimme da watch..."
- inactive, on 03/12/2009, -11/+47JUST WHAT TWITTER NEEDS... MORE COWBELL !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mie9hhQTUM - jps10990, on 03/12/2009, -2/+36"I asked kids to turn down the thumping music in their car. One called me a racist & made a rude gesture. That's fine. They drove off. I win."
- ZoomBoy, on 03/12/2009, -2/+35Exactly what I'm doing, just read it in his voice and anything he writes becomes hilarious!
- odxWallz, on 03/12/2009, -1/+34Refreshing the twitter page to see the "followers" ticker continue to rise reminds me of doing the same on the digg homepage when Obama was elected.
It's sort of fun, so the rest of you might as well admit to doing it too.
..........nobody? I'm so lonely.... - wakeupsticky, on 03/12/2009, -0/+29You're right, I really should give Chris Walken a call more often.
- treytravis, on 03/12/2009, -0/+28holy *****, i heard a mixture of the professor and christopher walkens voice say that. i think it may be the weed.
- JekJob, on 03/13/2009, -1/+28"I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson."
- djbittner, on 03/12/2009, -1/+21Christopher Walken - "I'm not as prone to depression this time of year as some. But then I had that dream about Nicolas Cage and his hair. Now I'm considering it."
http://twitter.com/cwalken/status/1072427695
Even Walken is in on the Cage facination. - palehorse864, on 03/13/2009, -0/+18Fun Walken Trivia - Christopher Walken is actually very nervous when trying to start a conversation with new people. After several failed attempts to initiate conversation, he decided he needed an icebreaker to start conversation. He wanted it to be something direct and to the point though. Here is what he came up with.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLhFIwkbtJI - Rivetgeek, on 03/13/2009, -4/+21Twitter is like myspace bulletins for people with ADHD
- chriswastaken, on 10/27/2009, -0/+17Get Out Of My HEAD!!
- Sublex, on 03/12/2009, -0/+15Walken is insaaaane.
- REV0R, on 03/13/2009, -0/+15"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my a** two years..."
- 919kwjc, on 03/12/2009, -0/+13Walken is great... and so is Fake Magnum PI
http://twitter.com/fakemagnumpi - Fabbyfubz, on 03/12/2009, -0/+12Now everything I read is in Christopher Walken's voice. God damn
- SurrealDream, on 03/12/2009, -0/+12Gahd Dham.
- thebigredcat, on 03/12/2009, -1/+13"My dog found a dead rodent in the snow at the park. She rolled around on it & came back as if to say, "Your turn!" I call her "Twitter" now."- CWalken
Brilliant. - Mawds, on 03/13/2009, -2/+14Whether it is him or not it's worth following.
And hearing his voice does make it all the more better. - sasquach111, on 03/12/2009, -0/+12I don't know but it's pretty damn funny!
- zclip, on 03/13/2009, -0/+11uhhh I'd say 1. Morgan Freeman (there's a condition called Freemanic Paracusia, where you hear everything in the voice of Morgan Freeman. True Story.) and 2. is Christopher Walken
- readacook, on 03/13/2009, -1/+12"Kids were out making snow angels and I asked one what he thought angels did when it snowed. It wasn't a threatening question in my mind."
- mmockett, on 03/13/2009, -1/+12I saw two pigeons who were about to fight over a french fry. I don't know. Maybe they weren't going to fight but there was tension there.
- matude, on 03/13/2009, -0/+11"Today, still wearing the uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass."
- cayuga23, on 03/12/2009, -0/+10Frankenstein doesn't scare me... marsupials do. Cause they're Fast!
- wpc33, on 03/13/2009, -0/+10Some people think clowns are funny. I think they're pretty scary. I think this goes back to my childhood, when I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
- rhedrick, on 03/13/2009, -0/+10Yes - just now as I read your post.
- jlawson1, on 03/13/2009, -0/+10Finally! Just what Twitter needed, MORE COW BELL!!!
- voodoochild461, on 03/13/2009, -1/+11"And now, little man, I give the watch to you"
- BrokenToY, on 03/12/2009, -0/+10I have only myself to blame for the sense of entitlement in my backyard
dont care who wrote this but damn I laughed till I cried - thegrantman, on 03/13/2009, -0/+10"So they found the body of Bigfoot in a freezer. Let that be a lesson to all you mythological creatures. When you borrow money from me, I expect it back."
- NitrousFlare, on 03/12/2009, -2/+12Ahhh I can't help but read them with a Christopher Walken voice in my head.
- m0zzie, on 03/13/2009, -0/+102:56 - http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=eExsLq8DPFc#t=2m56s
- JFitzpatrick, on 03/13/2009, -0/+9Dude what about Sean Connery? It's impossible to read anything that involves him without the voice over.
- MechaFalcon, on 03/13/2009, -0/+9Not elevator, escalator. One is broken when not moving, the other is stairs.
- shyner, on 03/13/2009, -0/+9Maybe you could try the novel approach of not opening Twitter stories.
- Armughan, on 03/13/2009, -0/+9"Of course I'm not the Walken you're thinking of. I would never be on Twitter if I were that guy. I've got better things to do. Or I would"
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