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Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 3, 2008

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  • camintmier, on 09/02/2008, -4/+482Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A... Oh god yes!
  • T440, on 09/02/2008, -2/+401I'd let her blow on my cartridge.
  • tm13lke, on 09/02/2008, -6/+383I'd cheat on her anyday.

    ...wait
  • Exclip, on 09/03/2008, -5/+336I'd play with her *****...
    oh wait...
  • junkieSaysNO, on 09/02/2008, -2/+317what's the esrb rating on that?
  • superfusion, on 09/03/2008, -11/+298I'd use my penis to have sex with her.

    in the vagina!

    (what? there were no puns left.)
  • inactive, on 09/02/2008, -4/+245i know where the start button is...
  • SRSco, on 09/03/2008, -10/+248I'd totally ***** her...if you know what I mean.
  • ccL1, on 09/03/2008, -7/+242Super Mario Bras and Duck ***** were my favourite games.
  • TheLoneWolf071, on 09/02/2008, -8/+238I know her code...
  • inactive, on 09/03/2008, -3/+219most of you dont know this, but she comes with a joystick as a surprise bonus.
  • blinky04, on 09/02/2008, -5/+216I'd push her buttons.
  • inactive, on 09/03/2008, -35/+239But can she run Crysis?
  • megaton, on 09/03/2008, -4/+151No, it's just ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓ ↑ ↓
  • adrenalmedulla9, on 09/02/2008, -15/+133This is why girls don't play games. :O
  • j0etb, on 09/02/2008, -5/+115I suspect the Wii version might be a tad cumbersome.
  • T440, on 09/02/2008, -2/+112Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down...
  • inactive, on 09/02/2008, -11/+121She can handle my joystick any day!
  • fenderjazz, on 09/03/2008, -5/+110I was going to type something clever, but then my comment box started pulsating, and it looked like sex. I lost my train of thought.



  • se1zure, on 09/03/2008, -11/+112do i.. do i conduct with my penis?
  • The2ndAct, on 09/03/2008, -2/+96E for Everyone? Slut.
  • purplesawdust, on 09/03/2008, -2/+96"Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB"
  • fwertz, on 09/02/2008, -6/+93Once I insert my memory card, we'll button-mash, all night.
  • Fadakar, on 09/03/2008, -5/+92↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A?
  • inactive, on 09/03/2008, -49/+135But can she run Crysis...?
  • mecharabbit, on 09/03/2008, -1/+81There's 1UP in my pants.
  • DonCreech, on 09/03/2008, -1/+78Well, allow me to slip on my power glove...
  • Whackly, on 09/03/2008, -0/+75if it doesn't work.. pull out and blow on it....
  • zaii7, on 09/03/2008, -3/+77do a barrel roll!
  • jeffiek, on 09/02/2008, -8/+77Buried as inaccurate. Diggers don't know where a women's start button is.

  • Telmarine, on 09/03/2008, -2/+67i want to have sexual intercourse with her
  • Sillywombat, on 09/02/2008, -5/+66What?? Only two buttons? I need at least a Z at the back!
  • greenlight2001, on 09/03/2008, -0/+58Whoa whoa... one port at a time buddy.
  • JAVandiver, on 09/02/2008, -14/+69I want to plug my cable into her RCA jack & her coaxial port.
  • ZenMojo, on 09/03/2008, -0/+51Sadly these days, most guys go straight to the start button.
  • Shirleycakes, on 09/03/2008, -14/+65I love how you are dugg way the ***** up and the guy about 9 comments before you who said the same thing is dugg the ***** down.
  • mannyfreshh, on 09/03/2008, -2/+52E
  • inactive, on 09/02/2008, -3/+51That controller is gonna need both hands.
  • inactive, on 09/03/2008, -2/+48I'd let her grab my joystick
  • exomni, on 09/03/2008, -1/+41And by "have sex with her" I mean use my penis on her. And by "penis" I mean staple remover. And by "staple" I mean virginity.
  • diggonit, on 09/03/2008, -3/+41I'd like to see the box.
  • ACiDGRiM, on 09/03/2008, -0/+36Its too bad that most systems don't accept Micro SD
  • naner, on 09/03/2008, -0/+36A Z-job?

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
  • centran, on 09/03/2008, -0/+35Buried as inaccurate. No one knows where a women's start button is... They just kind of "start" when they want to and at weird moments. Like when you want to play video games or watch football.
  • NathanielJ, on 09/03/2008, -1/+354, 7.... 5, 7... 6, 7... 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!! 7!!!!!!
  • Tomholius, on 09/03/2008, -8/+36comment burried for annoying me
  • matthewdestroys, on 09/03/2008, -1/+29i know where the game slot is...
  • gn0stik, on 09/03/2008, -0/+27Duck *****...
    Sick, sick sick.
  • pros599, on 09/03/2008, -2/+29Blow the cartridge, then insert into the system... After you are done, be sure to clean the cartridge, to keep any debris from sticking to it. Then repeat every time you want to play the game. Simple.

    See? Nintendo can teach us very important things that we will need later in life.
  • MeatyMcBeef, on 09/03/2008, -1/+27Just like WoW there's an annoying price to pay once a month for access...
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