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- Qazerr, on 10/21/2009, -9/+1170http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/640/csi21.jpg
- budbud83, on 10/21/2009, -2/+894That pretty much sums it up.
- Atheuz, on 10/21/2009, -1/+827http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0&fmt ...
- itsdelightful, on 10/21/2009, -1/+787That was so perfect. Sometimes I think that show is a parody of itself.
- soccer1105, on 10/21/2009, -4/+657Now zoom in on the knife blade to get it's serial number.
The greatest tool in fighting crime to ever be invented:.....Enhance! - FormerBabby, on 10/21/2009, -1/+528The sad part is hearing your co-workers talk about it the next day.
*****: "Yo! You see how they zoomed all the way like that. Makes ya think how much the government is watching us."
***** 2: "Ya, these are scary times. But, I'm glad they can find killers like that."
What is even sadder is that they actually believe they just had an intelligent conversation. - eqrunner, on 10/21/2009, -0/+392hahah
"Resolution isnt very good...Oh wait Yet it is! "
shoot, HD cams at football games couldn't do that. Let alone some cheapo security camera - bobrobon, on 10/21/2009, -4/+347ENHANCE.
- SniperZero, on 10/21/2009, -0/+312I lol'd at how the eye auto-magically changed angle when zoomed in.
- FormerBabby, on 10/21/2009, -3/+289The CIA
:P - chuckDontSurf, on 10/21/2009, -2/+238Where the hell do you work?
- dt01rrj, on 10/21/2009, -2/+238Red-Dwarf parody (Uncrop image) ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU
- DevinWatson, on 10/21/2009, -0/+224'I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU - Shootfast, on 10/21/2009, -3/+203http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
- Awwzm, on 10/21/2009, -0/+199Enhance...enhance...enhance.
- ChiffX, on 10/21/2009, -6/+170i enjoyed that one more than the one in the not-an-article
- Meltz014, on 10/21/2009, -1/+154Guys, it's called Corneal Imaging.
- ralphthemagi, on 10/21/2009, -1/+148You don't have the new 128-gigapixel 3D security cameras at your office?
- JazzClutchkick, on 10/21/2009, -3/+144YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
- metaldwarf, on 10/21/2009, -2/+139Red Dwarf did it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU - noahgelman, on 10/21/2009, -0/+135A ***** security camera zoomed in to see a basketball reflected off the eye of a a person whose face was covered in shadow?
- JediMustafa, on 10/21/2009, -7/+128http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R94jWItg95w
- rawdog79, on 10/21/2009, -1/+121YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- cleverjester, on 10/21/2009, -1/+116It's starting to turn into the old Batman TV show. "Quick, put the soup into the Alphabet Soup Discrambler". (Actual line from Batman show).
- imaxami, on 10/21/2009, -0/+113TOOL: Let's see - the IP address is 192.168.1.1 - hey, it's registered to some guy named Linksys.
CARUSO: We're 'linked' to our killer now. (sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
TOOL: WAIT!!!! It looks like we've located an accomplice - goes by the name of Buffalo!
CARUSO: Well, looks like we've corraled his pal! (sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
TOOL: WAIT!!!! It looks like ... oh my god!
CARUSO: It's the CISCO kid!!!! He was a friend of mine - until now! (sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
...etc... - techdever, on 10/21/2009, -3/+103Hollywood OS
- noahgelman, on 10/21/2009, -1/+99That was ***** gold
- beakerbite, on 10/21/2009, -0/+98I always wonder how many real CSI computer guys get told to enhance ***** pictures by rookie investigators.
- directedition, on 10/21/2009, -2/+98someone is a fan of Red Dwarf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU
- nhdw, on 10/21/2009, -3/+97CSI is so advanced, they have their own IP protocol where 359.33.9.234 is a valid address...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z70BmmSkMY - tgc1, on 10/21/2009, -0/+90We found it 127.0.0.1 -- It looks like the killer IS IN HERE! OH NOEZ!
- hawarkarem, on 10/21/2009, -0/+89I love how I have to zoom into the browser to see the whole thing
- Tripacer9999, on 10/21/2009, -0/+84WHY VISUAL BASIC? WHY?!
- ortucis, on 10/21/2009, -1/+81Must.. stop.. laughing..
Ahhggrh.. my pancreas.. - Silentnite85, on 10/22/2009, -0/+71We tracked the source of the attack sir. It came from 127.0.0.1.
Hmmm. *Puts sunglasses on*.
Looks like someone had trouble at home. - eSentrik, on 10/21/2009, -0/+60A little part of me died when I saw that clip.
- robwhite1979, on 10/21/2009, -0/+58Say it with me: "Enhance".
- Homest4r, on 10/21/2009, -1/+58...I miss The Wire
- Tmoney645, on 10/21/2009, -0/+56http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH! - inactive, on 10/21/2009, -2/+58A Coen Brothers movie.
- dissolutionman, on 10/21/2009, -0/+55"Uncrop."
Genius. - ponzihoff, on 10/21/2009, -1/+54That's so lame. Everybody knows IP addresses are easily tracked by just issuing the ">TRACK IP" command!
- Necronomicana, on 10/21/2009, -0/+50Just print the damn thing!
- Fishn2, on 10/21/2009, -0/+49Enhance.
- jkleinrichert, on 10/21/2009, -0/+48Why was I expecting the smiley to frown as the video got worse?
:->
:-|
:-< - marcduke, on 10/21/2009, -0/+47Miami is for sure - It's like their not even trying to hide how cheesy it is anymore.
- dradik, on 10/21/2009, -4/+50Nailed it man, I swear I have seen episodes like this one haha.
- geodebug, on 10/21/2009, -0/+46Where to begin?
If you knew how to track an IP address you'd probably already have the tools available, and they'd probably be mostly command line tools.
GUI stands for graphical user interface. It's similar to asking a store clerk, "How much does this picture frame cost?" and he says "I'll go whip up a painting and install it". It is both a lot of work and gets you no closer to your goal.
Visual Basic - well, that's like the cop's saying "we know where the killer lives, lets roll out!" and then they take off on big wheels. It probably wouldn't be the language of choice outside of some corporation that needs to create a data-entry application to sit in front of a database.
Basically every word out her mouth doesn't make sense in context. She might as well have said "I'll use Ruby to HTML up some RSS feeds. Then Google the dot com out of it" - omoshiroi, on 10/21/2009, -0/+45That's supposed to be like the 555 phone numbers.
- brandnewx, on 10/21/2009, -7/+51Apple HQ.
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