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But you'll call me right?

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Who dugg this? Made popular Mar 10, 2008

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  • GinsuGuy585, on 03/10/2008, -3/+100You know he pulled out.
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -4/+92Of course I'll call... typically between 2 and 3am.
  • tones1, on 03/10/2008, -7/+73Could you make that any lamer?
  • hassanchop13, on 03/10/2008, -2/+55that was honestly one of the worst jokes i've ever read.
  • i70CuDa, on 03/10/2008, -6/+37I just can't keep up with all these clever jokes on digg..
  • Aceanuu, on 03/10/2008, -41/+70Digg me down!
  • Jimbob200, on 03/10/2008, -0/+25One can only hope, I don't want to see what a cork and corkscrew's baby looks like.
  • DiggLive, on 03/10/2008, -1/+22No way, it's a trap.
  • merbot, on 03/10/2008, -0/+19But wait you're a digger so how would you understand it then if diggers cant understand it ahhhhhhhh paradox
  • SlvrEagle23, on 03/10/2008, -0/+19Sure you can!


    Me: Oh baby. That sexual intercourse was good. Because that sexual intercourse was so good, I assure you that I will call you using my cellular phone the following day.
    Girl: Awesome.

    (The Following Day...)

    Me: I'm not going to call her using my cellular phone. The sexual intercourse was actually bad.
  • KingGorilla, on 03/10/2008, -1/+18Don't tell me what to do. You'll get nothing and like it!
  • cnot3, on 03/10/2008, -4/+15No. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go ***** open a bottle of wine.
  • J3EBS, on 03/10/2008, -5/+15No, no, you have to dig up!
  • retzed, on 03/10/2008, -0/+10Keep him at 1.
  • opmike, on 03/10/2008, -0/+9All those who speak the truth about men must be silenced.
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -3/+11Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
    - Unfunny!
    - Obvious!

    You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
  • Connormac44, on 03/10/2008, -2/+10You're a classy guy.
  • floridiot2, on 03/10/2008, -0/+8Is it !
  • DiggLive, on 03/10/2008, -4/+10Fail. You lose Internets.
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -0/+6Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
    - Unfunny!
    - Obvious!

    You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
  • demodawid, on 03/10/2008, -0/+5This is exactly the OPPOSITE of irony.
  • brettmurf, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Because it was implied in the original joke and the addition was redundant. Although, maybe it was needed for others.
  • Encablossa, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Dugg for humor.
  • Motif31G, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
    - Unfunny!
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    You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
  • pauleric, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Corky not 'tarded.
    Yes, I am going to hell.
  • glinsvad, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4C-C-C-COM.. blah, nevermind
  • tehWyman, on 08/19/2009, -0/+4Corkscrew.
  • Istrancis, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3Yes, the sheer amount of wit here passes many of us by at a blinding pace!
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3I don't know what to do :(
  • fxu1989, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3I laughed at how stupid the joke was ... and then I laughed at myself for laughing at how stupid the joke was.
  • WallnutBoy, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3Fix yourself.
  • rkho, on 03/10/2008, -0/+2You killed it.
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -4/+6"Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
    - Unfunny!
    - Obvious!

    You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
  • glinsvad, on 03/10/2008, -0/+2why would you ever do that..? ooh yearh
  • SlvrEagle23, on 03/10/2008, -1/+3Welcome to this comment thread, appropriately-named floridiot2! After careful analysis of your comment, we have determined that it does not uphold humor standards reserved for Digg, and is better reserved for one of the following:
    - A Christian Chat Room!
    - The Show "Corner Gas" on TBS!
    - Colin Quinn's stand-up routine!
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -0/+2It's little gems like this that keeps me coming back to Digg.
  • glinsvad, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1Link gives it away, but: http://www.geekstir.com/img/orlycostume.jpg
  • metapop, on 03/10/2008, -1/+2it's much better without the "h".
    FALE
  • spheedy, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1that's a little bit corkyish isn't it
  • x4ncars4me, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1I don't get it.
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1tsk tsk. So bitter.
  • abyss478, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1that doesn't make sense, you must choose a direction and THEN roll the dice
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1Wu Tang!
  • BakaDrgn, on 03/10/2008, -1/+2o rly?
  • Alteran, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1no, Diggists...
  • themonkmob, on 03/10/2008, -1/+2racist!
  • cassminter, on 06/21/2008, -0/+0http://fantasymp3.net/letter/i/
    http://fantasymp3.net/letter/j/
    http://fantasymp3.net/letter/k/
    http://fantasymp3.net/letter/l/
  • inactive, on 03/10/2008, -1/+1Fail !
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