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But you'll call me right?

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  • mydigga, on 03/10/2008, -4/+92Of course I'll call... typically between 2 and 3am.
    • snowskate22, on 03/10/2008, -17/+7while drunk
      • makkaveli19, on 03/10/2008, -10/+3wtf, thats true why is is he getting dugg down
        • opmike, on 03/10/2008, -0/+9All those who speak the truth about men must be silenced.
        • brettmurf, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Because it was implied in the original joke and the addition was redundant. Although, maybe it was needed for others.
    • riskySalmon, on 03/10/2008, -7/+1Just.............. no
  • snowskate22, on 03/10/2008, -24/+8The cork is screwed.
    • SlvrEagle23, on 03/10/2008, -6/+6Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
      - Unfunny!
      - Obvious!

      You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile.
      • AntzNZ, on 03/10/2008, -4/+6"Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
        - Unfunny!
        - Obvious!

        You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
        • rrbest, on 03/10/2008, -0/+5Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
          - Unfunny!
          - Obvious!

          You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
        • Motif31G, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
          - Unfunny!
          - Obvious!

          You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
        • glinsvad, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4C-C-C-COM.. blah, nevermind
      • yojiffyskippy, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1tsk tsk. So bitter.
  • badwithcomputer, on 03/10/2008, -29/+10Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
    Trent: A day.
    Mike: Tomorrow.
    Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
    Trent: Yeah.
    Mike: So two days?
    Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
    Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
    Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
    Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
    Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
    Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
    Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
    Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we *****. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
    Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
    Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
    Trent, Sue: Six days.

    • SlvrEagle23, on 03/10/2008, -11/+3Welcome to Digg, badwithcomputer, and congratulations! You're just getting started here, but your comment already meets the following criteria:
      - Devoid of proper context!
      - Unfunny!

      Keep it up, champ!
      • rrbest, on 03/10/2008, -3/+11Congratulations! Your comment meets the following criteria:
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        You are now eligible to add a Genuine Certified "I Post Like a Douchebag" tag to your Digg profile."
  • DIGGADEEP, on 03/10/2008, -19/+8***** and chuck
    • Connormac44, on 03/10/2008, -2/+10You're a classy guy.
      • yojiffyskippy, on 03/10/2008, -1/+1I'm confused. Do I digg you up if I agree that he's a classy guy?!?!?
    • Encablossa, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Dugg for humor.
  • shayansh, on 03/10/2008, -13/+7I tried to call, but you know how these things are... I didnt want to
  • bagelpirate, on 03/10/2008, -18/+12He tore that ***** up.
  • noahgelman, on 03/10/2008, -56/+3I promise I'll call you the next day
    (Next Day)
    *Doesnt call*
    • tones1, on 03/10/2008, -7/+73Could you make that any lamer?
      • PeteBeast, on 03/10/2008, -18/+2Sure, if he didn't put "(Next Day)" in there it would definately be lamer.
      • SlvrEagle23, on 03/10/2008, -0/+19Sure you can!


        Me: Oh baby. That sexual intercourse was good. Because that sexual intercourse was so good, I assure you that I will call you using my cellular phone the following day.
        Girl: Awesome.

        (The Following Day...)

        Me: I'm not going to call her using my cellular phone. The sexual intercourse was actually bad.
    • hassanchop13, on 03/10/2008, -2/+55that was honestly one of the worst jokes i've ever read.
    • DiggLive, on 03/10/2008, -4/+10Fail. You lose Internets.
    • fxu1989, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3I laughed at how stupid the joke was ... and then I laughed at myself for laughing at how stupid the joke was.
  • GinsuGuy585, on 03/10/2008, -3/+100You know he pulled out.
    • Jimbob200, on 03/10/2008, -0/+25One can only hope, I don't want to see what a cork and corkscrew's baby looks like.
      • pauleric, on 03/10/2008, -0/+4Corky not 'tarded.
        Yes, I am going to hell.
        • yojiffyskippy, on 03/10/2008, -0/+2It's little gems like this that keeps me coming back to Digg.
  • Ryansmellsfarts, on 03/10/2008, -14/+5Call, for sure...sober when it happens? Maybe not..
  • Aceanuu, on 03/10/2008, -41/+70Digg me down!
    • J3EBS, on 03/10/2008, -5/+15No, no, you have to dig up!
    • DiggLive, on 03/10/2008, -1/+22No way, it's a trap.
    • KingGorilla, on 03/10/2008, -1/+18Don't tell me what to do. You'll get nothing and like it!
    • retzed, on 03/10/2008, -0/+10Keep him at 1.
      • InferiorWang, on 03/10/2008, -4/+1What makes you think diggers are going to do what /you/ say?
    • Istrancis, on 03/10/2008, -2/+1Looks like Aceanuu's just stumbled upon one sure fire way to send his diggs through the roof!
  • 7heGam3, on 03/10/2008, -11/+2Ironic !
  • wukillabee, on 03/10/2008, -13/+2i do not get it
  • floridiot2, on 03/10/2008, -8/+3Uhh, I think the cork should have known what is going to happen based on the name of the offender.. the corkscrew.
    • SlvrEagle23, on 03/10/2008, -1/+3Welcome to this comment thread, appropriately-named floridiot2! After careful analysis of your comment, we have determined that it does not uphold humor standards reserved for Digg, and is better reserved for one of the following:
      - A Christian Chat Room!
      - The Show "Corner Gas" on TBS!
      - Colin Quinn's stand-up routine!
  • weweresaved, on 03/10/2008, -9/+4Rule 34 on.. wat... oh shi-
  • skealoha86, on 03/10/2008, -16/+6this is beyond what any of you diggers even understand
    • merbot, on 03/10/2008, -0/+19But wait you're a digger so how would you understand it then if diggers cant understand it ahhhhhhhh paradox
    • themonkmob, on 03/10/2008, -1/+2racist!
  • i70CuDa, on 03/10/2008, -6/+37I just can't keep up with all these clever jokes on digg..
    • Istrancis, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3Yes, the sheer amount of wit here passes many of us by at a blinding pace!
  • nudedos, on 03/10/2008, -11/+6damn, he tore it up.
  • jesuswuzanalien, on 03/10/2008, -12/+6That cork got screwed.
    • glinsvad, on 03/10/2008, -2/+1It's funny 'cause it's true - not!
      /Borat did it better, no?
  • Mudger, on 03/10/2008, -8/+3He killed it.
  • DonJohnTom, on 03/10/2008, -9/+4you know he wont call
  • stellandfly, on 03/10/2008, -9/+3I can't believe this made front page. Wow. Slow night on Digg...
  • lyrancorporal, on 03/10/2008, -6/+1story of my life.
  • ramsyfusion, on 03/10/2008, -5/+0oh after the love has gone, what used to be right is wrong, can love thats lost be found?
    sweet... :)
  • haidalangara, on 03/10/2008, -6/+1imagine sticking a toothpick under your big toe...then kicking a wall.
    • glinsvad, on 03/10/2008, -0/+2why would you ever do that..? ooh yearh
  • archivist, on 03/10/2008, -6/+1oh rly?
  • immortalloom, on 03/10/2008, -8/+2Perfect. It's amazing how a single image can represent so much. In that picture, I see a guy whos screwed (literally) a virgin girl (never screwed before). As a result, shes become "used" and isnt the same ever again. The guy is gone, and girl is left broken. poor cork. lol.
  • ClevelandBrown, on 03/10/2008, -6/+1meh
  • cnot3, on 03/10/2008, -4/+15No. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go ***** open a bottle of wine.
  • kjcdude, on 03/10/2008, -8/+3Time to start burying
  • bingobongony, on 03/10/2008, -11/+7You people are easily amused.
  • Butterfly9, on 03/10/2008, -5/+0Before and after
    Real or not
    Open it has been for all
    Know this fate
    Everyone will see
    Not all is right
  • DarkDx, on 03/10/2008, -11/+9Don't digg me up down!
    • abyss478, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1that doesn't make sense, you must choose a direction and THEN roll the dice
    • bonedead, on 03/10/2008, -0/+3I don't know what to do :(
  • yojiffyskippy, on 03/10/2008, -7/+2I'd hit it.
  • krete, on 03/10/2008, -7/+2the ratio of ***** comments to non-***** ones is unbearable
  • triplexpac, on 03/10/2008, -6/+1Ugh, so bad. I thought you had better standards than this, Digg. For shame.
  • Acuraracer32tl, on 03/10/2008, -5/+3That cork got tore up.
    • Ridikul, on 03/10/2008, -4/+1What is that, the 10th time that joke has been told?
  • thedr96run, on 03/10/2008, -5/+2I'd uncork it.
  • daridave, on 03/10/2008, -5/+4Sorry, but the funny is in another castle.
  • UIChicago, on 03/10/2008, -3/+1And I've got a question for you!!! "Why are you still here?!?!"
  • whalt, on 03/11/2008, -3/+1Sure. the next time I need to get drunk and screw.
  • alias747, on 03/11/2008, -1/+1Har... Har... Har... The creativity here is mind boggling...
  • spheedy, on 03/11/2008, -0/+1that's a little bit corkyish isn't it
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