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- mwdcodeninja, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25Dugg for "Those were the good 'ol days"
- Akina, on 10/12/2007, -10/+34I couldn't hear the jokes over all the republican ass-kissing.
- saintdesy, on 10/12/2007, -10/+32I hate the guy's policies as much as anyone, but I have to admit, he was pretty funny.
- geoboy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Hehe... I like the pop-up book memoir joke the best.
I wonder how much input Bush had in the writing of these jokes. My guess is very little. At least he can laugh at himself, though. - CourtesyFlush, on 10/12/2007, -7/+23Then why the hell are you in this thread?
If you're gonna pass, do us a big favor and go all the ***** way. - CourtesyFlush, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Caps lock is not a suitable replacement for intelligence.
- flyhunnie7, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18"My Vice President shot someone..."
Mwahahahah!?!?!?! - elcaminos, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16It shouldn't be so easy to tell the open minded people from the ones on auto-hate.
- jaxxon, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21Har har har.
Impeachab- I mean impeccable delivery. - Akina, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13So you base your character judgements on how funny the person is?
Please, never vote again. - matts0344, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Wow, you people are pathetic. Turn off your blind hatred for a second and lighten up. I thought it was pretty funny and its good that he can poke fun at himself.
- wdtsf, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10You certainly sound like an intelligent, tolerant, progressive to me.
- CourtesyFlush, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Dugg for the use of "auto-hate" just because they'll hate it.
- noonzie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Whether you like W or not, you have to admit that it was pretty funny. He may not have written it, but he delivered it well.
- Vito82, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8the ethanol joke mean't that he had said he wanted to increase the use of ethanol as opposed to alchohol.
- Idrive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+11Don't like Bush (or what he has done to our country) but it was a good speech.
-d - SOULEVENT, on 10/12/2007, -18/+203000+ dead Americans
600,000+ dead Iraqis
This would be funny...on bizarro world.
Banquet hall = thousands
Tie = hundreds
Cracking stupid, puppet jokes while your flushing your country down the toilet = Priceless
what is so funny, is that if all the news for the last 7 years about im was all a lie...then it would have been hilarious and he woulda looked cool...but sadly, it makes them look more uncaring then ever. Shoulda had Colbert back, now that was a ***** correspondence dinner!!! - IHaveIssues, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5I think the time has come to add foxifiednutjob to the Block list. I know I'm a little late to the party but I recommend others to do it as well.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -27/+28Uh, 7 minutes of Bush... I think I'll pass
- zcreem, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Yea and the Nays kept winning!
- OrderSponge, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3@foxifiednutjob:
Meaningless angry trigger word count: 17. Not including compound words or the top ten list ganked straight from six years ago. - mapkinase, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Caligula (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Acaligula&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official) used to be a big joker. Once he introduced his horse into the senate. As a senator.
- topdeck55, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I'll go ahead and dig this one up just for fun. Sometimes they are adorable.
- bashnu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1After 6 years... he comes out with a little bit more..
one liners,
That guy needs a massage. - Jereome209, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3I was afraid to watch it at first. thought it was going to be another uncomfortable speech.
- 4dplane, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Hey - when you've spent 20 years drinking and 10 years of riding the rails - talking a little ***** comes natural to anyone. Just practice my friend, just practice.
- zcreem, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1You seem to have a problem with the word ***** that is "Ef You See Kay" there are no p's h's and as far as I know there are no asterisk's in any English words.
If you have the energy to shout at me you may as well spell the words out correctly. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3"I couldn't hear the jokes over all the republican ass-kissing."
That kind of holier-than-thou attitude is rampant all over the internet. Especially considering Bush is one of the first President's to actually be boo'd at his own State of the Union Address by the opposing faction because they disagree with his policies. So what do they do? Exactly what children do when they see something they don't like - they cry and wail.
Oh, and I'm not sure you got the memo, but the Democrats at that function out-numbered the Republicans. They won the House and the Senate.
I'm thankful that people like you only operate on the internet where anonymity is guaranteed and that at any real kind of debate, you'd probably faulter.
However, good job at the one-liners. They really add a lot of intelligent discussion to Digg.
(That last part was sarcastic, but it's what makes digg so attractive to retards who can't hold an intelligent conversation when faced with somebody who is opposite of them.) - andrew52, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Fox News thought this was "BREAKING NEWS" ...
- joelito, on 10/12/2007, -8/+7Loved what he said about his future memoirs, certainly fit's his... profile.
And, did he really tried to throw a jab at Obama? - cr4ft, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2If he wants to be funny he should just try reading a book or something
- OrderSponge, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1So wait...is Bush an idiot, or did he dupe the entire world into thinking that Iraq had NBC weapons? It stands to reason that it couldn't be both.
I can never keep those straight. - nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1It would've been funny if it hadn't been so true. I will say that is the best I have seen him speak in a while. He didn't even stutter.
- jimmytown, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Genuinely funny for a few minutes at the top, but then starts dragging. Possible comedy bomb by the speechwriter w/r/t Tuesdays with Cheney? His demeanor is calm and humble. It's unfortunate that those traits do not describe his presidency.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3^^ Alcohol IS ethanol...so really increased drinking is an increase in ethanol.
Seems like W didn't get his own joke...seemed like he was saying the alcohol you are drinking is the wrong type of alcohol; instead of the wrong use. - Lyght, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2As if I wasn't disgusted by the president enough, this is just ridiculous. I don't really care to see Bush trying to joke about all the problems that have occurred during his administration. Almost as bad as when he was joking about not being able to find nukes in Iraq, when thousands of people died because he claimed there were. Yeah, real funny, you complete jackass.
This video lacks the "severely and hilariously upstaged by Stephen Colbert" that the White House Correspondents' Dinner so graciously provided. - ArthurSucks, on 10/12/2007, -7/+4If he had this writer six years ago, people might have liked him better.
- OrderSponge, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0Hey, no fair making blanket statements that only casually relate to the truth as if they were gospel while using volume to overwhelm anyone with a reasonable argument who might oppose you. Only powerful religious groups get to do that.
- philrenaud, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2When people laughed and applauded for too long, it reminded me of a tidbit about Stalin.
Later in his life, when he would tell a joke at a public function, people would applaud for an utterly inappropriate amount of time - half an hour has been heard of for a small joke.
The idea was, the first person who would stop applauding was killed.
Probably not true, but came from a moderately reliable (professor) source. Interesting, no? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1""Meaningless angry trigger word count: 17. Not including compound words or the top ten list ganked straight from six years ago.""
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21st Century GOP-Butt Pyramids & Pedos. The legacies of the late Republican Party: 9/11, butt pyramids instead of WMDs, finger pointing, finger holing underaged pages, bribe taking, not catching Osama, running up our debt with Communist China, uncontrolled borders and shorelines, high medical care and energy prices, and the moat around Baghdad.
Remember how you pathetic, slack jawed ***** paralyzed the country with your whitewater and blowjob *****? Guess what, leading a country to war using lies resulting in massive human carnage is much, MUCH worse. Get ready bitches, get ready... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+4Nothing is funny about mass murderers, nothing
- DirkBelig, on 10/12/2007, -12/+6Hey, nutjob - The war could've been won if traitors like you had decided that victory was preferable to living on your knees like the dhimmi bitch you are. But, noooooooooooooooo!!!! It was more important to avenge the fascist Democratic loss of power in 2000 than to unite against a foe that doesn't care whether their swords are slicing off the heads of Keith Olberman fellators or Rush Limbaugh listeners. "Kill 'em all; let Allah sort them out," is the Islamofacist motto.
Saddam bribed Europe to not support the war and now that things have taken a lousy turn - no thanks to Dubya's insanely weak non-war strategy of compassionate warmaking - the puny Continent is finally getting a vicarious thrill as the Last Best Hope for the world is dragged down by legions of brainwashed fools who are so weakened and downtrodden in spirit after being browbeaten with non-stop news of failure and no news of success by the Treason Media.
The savage irony is that Europe is just about done with its transformation into Eurabia. Like the topless babes in the south of France. Kiss 'em goodbye because it's burqua time for the women when Sharia is installed as the government and law. Outbred by the Muslims and spiritually dead within, the only reason they're thumbing America in the eye is because they know that any opposition to the New Caliphate is a suicide wish.
Enjoy spewing your deranged lunacy about Dubya for all the good it'll do you. If Obama and Clinton staged a coup tomorrow and surrendered to their Taliban collaborators, rounded up all the white, male, Christian conservatives and executed them as a symbol of good faith to the world, guess what? The Islamofascists would add their heads to the pile because there is no appeasing that evil. How do you negotiate with an evil that has as its starting negotiating position your death?
I thought your handle - nutjob - was fitting, but now I realize that there's a better handle for people like you....
Gaius Baltar. - zweben, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5If he were always like this, i'd probably still like him.
He needs to hire whoever wrote the bit as his full time speechwriter. - DirkBelig, on 10/12/2007, -13/+6And as the eloquence of the typical Bush Derangement Syndrome victim echoes around Digg, all I can say is...
* ! hope you'll like the beard you're Taliban masters will make you grow.
* I hope that you savor the alcohol you drink...
* ...the music you listen and dance to...
* ...the pretty girls in bikinis you see on the beach...
* ...the porn you watch...
* ...and all of the other freedoms you have so taken for granted that you hallucinate that Dubya has taken them from you when the very fact that you can spew your insanity unchecked proves you've lost nothing at all.
I hope you appreciate these things now because when the darkness of the eternal Islamofascist night falls across the ashes of Western Civilization, women are property and forced breeding vessels, gays are murdered, and all that you took for granted is gone; and the cold steel of the sword of Islam is slicing your empty head away from your body - perhaps a brief moment of chilling sanity will occur to you when you realize just how wrong and misguided you were.
Somehow, I doubt it. You're dying thought will be "*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suit yourself. You'll be dead along with being dead wrong.
Don't say you weren't warned. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2IF BUSH ASSRAPED BABY JESUS ON T.V., ate the baby Jesus, and then had a jacket made from the baby Jesus' skin, Cons on these boards would be applauding and defending it as a brave and courageous act on behalf of national security.
the 32% foxified idiot inbred moron rednecks would find a way to overlook it and call libs traitors for criticizing it.
Rush would probably call the baby Jesus a terrorist.
John Gibson and O'Reilly would call it a war on cannabilism.
Hannity would say that not eating the Baby Jesus hurts the morale of our troops.
The republicans in Congress would say that it's a bipartisan problem.
Coulter would...well, she'd probably justify it by saying that the Baby Jesus was a liberal, and then jack off to the thought.
All of this while the threat level is moved up a color, so that the ignorant people of this country are diverted from what just happened.
And you know what, 32% of America would fall for it.
To those 32%, please stay home during the next election. You're too stupid to vote for a qualified candidate that has your best interests at heart. - SOULEVENT, on 10/12/2007, -8/+0I love to see Contards tellign people to ease up on the blind hate...its not blind hate, your President is a murdering criminal...Im sure you wouldnt hold your tongue and be all sweet to a rapist, a terrorist, hell you people accuse anyone who speaks out against this adminstration as traitor...SO in other words...stop being whiny little bitches and crying, its not blind hate, its very FOCUSED on the pieces of ***** who ***** this country over, and it was a hell of a lot more people than the 19 SAUDIS being allowed to attack America that ***** us over.
people just insult, yell and cuse you because well, what else can they really do, you get Sean, Ann and Bill to scream in their faces that they are traitors if they dont yell, then if they do yell you tell em they cant make an intelligent point....WAY TO GO FOXNUTS.
dont worry though everyone, we will have our own NEW civil war if Bushies get their way. Why do you think they are killing your children in Iraq and weaking our country, so Bush and his ilk wont have as many Spirited people to fight against them.
I find it funny to see people act offended at conspiracy theories, after all the lies and death this regime has called they act like our government is above setting up its own.
I think Bushies value of life is based on how gold, oil, defense etc are doing in the market. If their stocks go down, you need a war...if their stocks go up, you need a terrorist attack!!! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5God, who doesnt watch this and want to just throw up?!
The pending defeat of the U.S. military in Iraq and the embarrassing failures of the g.w. bush administration have set off a chain of events around the world.The world laughs and no longer fears the USA..just look at europe's attitude when bush crawls back and begs for help, they brush him off like nothing.North korea does the same, the say "screw you, we will do as we please" adn are now building nukes.The latest news is that Russia and Iran have signed a deal over nuclear fuel....thats basically both countries simultaneously saying " screw you" to bush and his crooked administration. Sooner or later, all of this will catch up to the USA, no empire lasts forever. Bush sheep, YOU are the laughing stock of the ENTIRE world...it was all so obvious right under your noses, yet your blind ignorance brought down the worlds sole super power....you are not only the laughing stock now but will be the laughing stock in history books for centuries to come. Future historians will ponder how this was so....and every text book will show that chimp face with that evil, snobby grin on it....future pupils will nod their head in disbelief and pity. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2""Hey, nutjob - The war could've been won if traitors like you had decided that victory was preferable to living on your knees like the dhimmi bitch you are. But, noooooooooooooooo!!!!""
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Hey 28%-er,
IDIOT CONBABLE TALKINGPOINTS TRANSLATED
"LIBS ARE TRAITORS" = Liberals tell the truth about Bush.
"LIBS HATE AMERICA" = Liberals don't lie for Bush.
"LIBS LOVE TERRORISTS" = Liberals won't lie about Iraq. - DirkBelig, on 10/12/2007, -18/+8Dubya has always been able to do self-deprecating humor. I don't know how he does it.
Imagine what it's like to be him:
* Beset by Islamofascist terrorists attacking from abroad
* Assaulted at home by a treasonous media that that actively provides intel to the enemy and airs their propaganda
* Undercut by Democrats who are so rabidly obsessed with bringing him down and gaining political power that they'll vote to slow bleed the troop funding in order to guarantee defeat in the war and then campaign on that issue using the caskets of our fallen as soapboxes to make speeches.
* Back-stabbed by cowardly Republicans who have deluded themselves into believing that if they run away and/or oppose him, the Treason Media will be nice to them. (Fat f*cking chance of that!)
* Surrounded by incompetent cronies who may be good friends and decent people, but are woefully unsuited for their jobs, especially in a time of war.
* Unable to articulate his message properly, leaving it easy for the Dems and Treason Media to brazenly lie, twist, distort and fabricate things about him and then using those lies against him in a way that Orwell's head would explode at.
(Combine these last two and you'll see how the botched U.S. Attorney firings are so pathetic. If he wanted to sack them because they liked Mickey Mouse more than Bugs Bunny, it would've been within his rights, but instead, he and AG Alberto Gonzales have allowed the Dems and the Treason Media to demand show trials and spin this as "Watergate 2007" when it's just "Dubya F*ck-Up #572,943,637".)
Yet, he can still deliver a joke and have a laugh. Any of the jackals here spewing "*****!!!!" would've curled up in a ball and wept like a scared infant after a fraction of the abuse he takes, but he keeps truckin'. Wild.
Clinton, OTOH, - BlackSheep720, on 10/12/2007, -18/+7the title is a tad inaccurate, as it is bush's speech writer who is responsible for this "comedic address"
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