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Bo Burnham New Math watch!

break.com — This is Bo Burnham's first new video in 9 months and as always its pretty damn funny.

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  • kutateli, on 06/04/2008, -14/+11asian porn FTW
  • Seeki, on 06/04/2008, -4/+152Squaring numbers is just like women; If they're under 13, just do them in your head.
    That takes the cake.
    • mdp8889, on 06/04/2008, -12/+4pedafilia...
    • BTraina, on 06/04/2008, -2/+11i liked the: how do you trace a scatter plot? ...You give the pencil to michael j fox.
      • SpeedStix, on 06/04/2008, -1/+4yea the squaring numbers line.. gold
  • ShuttleDisaster, on 06/04/2008, -30/+6This kid goes to my old high school..I have a few friends that know him and they all agree that he's an absolute tool
    • cawpin, on 06/04/2008, -16/+1This song confirms it. This is one of the dumbest things I've seen in a long while.
      • AceyS, on 06/04/2008, -1/+6How did a youtube commenter find his way to digg. cawpin, run along now.
    • romistrub, on 06/04/2008, -2/+9Well, me and my fifteen imaginary friends all think you're a massive douche.

      ***** douche.
    • hotsw4p, on 06/04/2008, -2/+7it's not uncommon for people with wit and intelligence to be hated by people, especially if they have poor social skills. No big surprise there. Doesn't mean people should not like his music, i personally think it's hilarious
      • aristizzle, on 06/04/2008, -9/+2He's just ripping off Tom Lehrer and Dimitri Martin. He's unoriginal and unfunny, and making the people he stole from look bad.
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 06/04/2008, -2/+6Oh come on. He's wearing a shirt that has the periodic table. He's totally one of us.
  • McBadass, on 06/04/2008, -2/+50I had to listen to it a few times and then cross reference my old math books. It's too damn clever.
    • buryyourhead, on 06/04/2008, -0/+3Is that you David Caruso? I thought cross-referencing only existed in CSI....
      • tHePeOPle, on 06/04/2008, -1/+7Please, for the love of funny, watch this, if you haven't already.

        David Caruso's one liners from CSI:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
        • McBadass, on 06/05/2008, -0/+1Not really funny I thought. Annoying mostly
        • metateck, on 06/05/2008, -1/+1I couldn't finish it because the person that put the video together thought it would be cool to have a high pitched, loud, screaming shrieking sound in between every single damn clip.
        • Akaji, on 06/05/2008, -0/+2I couldn't watch it for more than a few seconds because it was so incredibly corny and BAD.
  • NiceGuyMike, on 06/04/2008, -1/+26The unnatural log

    Brilliant!!
  • monkeycatDx, on 06/04/2008, -8/+3Dugg for not mentioning 3.14
    • HiKevinRose, on 06/04/2008, -1/+7The word problem with the fat man refers to pi/e.
    • Chirp08, on 06/04/2008, -0/+5Considering he has a whole other song dedicated to it?
    • monkeycatDx, on 06/05/2008, -0/+1Burried
  • NitrousFlare, on 06/04/2008, -2/+29Had me from "Oh yes, I'm banging one tonight"
  • pentupentropy, on 06/04/2008, -6/+5dugg, fav'd commented .. good stuff
  • fudged71, on 06/04/2008, -11/+44He seems like the biggest douchebag, who adds in "that what she said" at the end of every comment in normal conversation.

    But, God damn, he's got some funny ***** coming out of that mouth. So crude, yet so hilarious. Like an episode of Zero Punctuation, this one needs to be watched twice to catch every joke, and every single piece of it is brilliant.

    and that last line was ***** hilarious
    • Chirp08, on 06/04/2008, -1/+14I'd imagine he is just as witty in normal conversation as he is in the songs, no childish stuff like "thats what she said" but he probably has a comment for every single thing said, and that could be annoying to some.
  • LTAnderson, on 06/04/2008, -4/+10Bo is Back! 9 months is to long to wait for a new song. Glad your back.
  • MadNuke, on 06/04/2008, -4/+17This kid is funny as *****
  • prizim, on 06/04/2008, -26/+3Lame.

    buried.
    • sparrowkc, on 06/04/2008, -0/+3Seriously read this guy's comment stream. Every single one is worthless.
      • zspade, on 06/04/2008, -1/+2Sooo... every single one is lame and buried? Classic.
  • dannymb877, on 06/04/2008, -7/+1Dugg for "1-2-3-4"
  • papavb, on 06/04/2008, -1/+9Tom Lehrer has a song with the same title (referring to the new math phenomenon in the 60's), not as crude, but as brilliant

    funny ***** video
  • Ghoztt, on 06/04/2008, -3/+44..........pedophilia.
    • HallEffected, on 06/04/2008, -0/+12whoa you watched the video too?!!
    • naner, on 06/04/2008, -0/+17You know the leading cause of pedophilia is sexy children, right?
  • dafragsta, on 06/04/2008, -6/+20Meh... I liked this one better.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx5KDyvlG3Q
  • cugar, on 06/04/2008, -2/+4clever ass bastard
  • Baronvontito1, on 06/04/2008, -1/+6By jove he's got it!
  • badassninja, on 06/04/2008, -1/+6I have had hid subscribed for a long time now. I was happy as hell to see this new video of his come out yesterday. Watched it 3 times. Although I watched it on his youtube page, I didn't know he was at break.
  • GordonClass, on 06/04/2008, -9/+1Find a job.
  • KingWilson, on 06/04/2008, -0/+9this will require multiple viewings
  • theliamburns1, on 06/04/2008, -10/+8First glance: Gay

    After listening: Funny

  • frostbyt, on 06/04/2008, -7/+2Dugg for orange shirt.
  • JGib, on 06/04/2008, -5/+14๏̯͡๏﴿
    • theliamburns1, on 06/04/2008, -3/+2Zoidberg is that you?
    • Fordi, on 06/04/2008, -1/+1ˁ ︠⍟ ̮⍟︡ ˀ Ooohhhhh, combining diacritical marks are fun!
  • HallEffected, on 06/04/2008, -7/+2i don't know... it's ok...
  • macbookcoard, on 06/04/2008, -1/+8I liked it. Never heard of this guy, but he's genius
  • munen123, on 06/04/2008, -5/+2hahahahah
  • tttttttttaylor, on 06/04/2008, -5/+2haha awesome
  • prancehall, on 06/04/2008, -11/+0it was okay - pretty funny - but not as good as this:
    http://digg.com/music/The_best_hip_hop_video_you_w ...
  • Huknows, on 06/04/2008, -7/+3Reminds me too much of the free credit report guy.
    • Crosshare, on 06/04/2008, -0/+3Never speak poorly of the free credit report band! Otherwise you'll end up selling chowder to tourists in t-shirts.
  • Hakonan, on 06/04/2008, -8/+2It's funnier to just watch him play, than actually listening to the lyrics.
  • JaHogie, on 06/04/2008, -1/+7bo fo sho
  • HallenbeckJoe, on 06/04/2008, -0/+10He's great, take a look at his other videos:

    http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=boburnh ...

    Favorite: My whole family
  • FriGuy, on 06/04/2008, -5/+7bury me for laughing when he said michael j fox cant do a scatter plot.
    • AReed67, on 06/04/2008, -0/+3That's not what he said, nor does it make sense... "how do you trace a scatter plot? give a pencil to michael j. fox".
  • HallenbeckJoe, on 06/04/2008, -5/+1.
  • TimeWrecker, on 06/04/2008, -7/+2I thought new math would = Hillary
  • Logal, on 06/04/2008, -0/+28He just signed a deal with Comedy Central. Pretty good for 17.

    http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/05/29/comedy-central-s ...
  • DroppedGT, on 06/04/2008, -0/+4He singing about math and wearing the element chart for chemistry. We got a multitalented geek here.
  • thaboosh, on 06/04/2008, -3/+2Lance won 7 Tours
    other then that another gem from bo.
    • Vapor17, on 06/05/2008, -0/+1he may have only won six with one testicle though, i'm not sure
  • JesterSupreme, on 06/04/2008, -9/+4Have I gone mad? How come everyone thinks this is funny and I think it's the opposite?
    • alexpigment, on 06/04/2008, -5/+3i'm in the same boat as you. i guess if i was a sheltered geek this stuff would be titillating and clever, but honestly he just seems like some kid telling bad jokes and smiling at himself all the while. i've made more clever songs about fast food restaurants.
    • hotsw4p, on 06/04/2008, -0/+5either you don't get it, or you get it and you don't find it funny (difference in taste). Either way it's not mad to have a differing opinion.
  • johanm, on 06/04/2008, -7/+1or the family guy equivalent: http://msuma.wrzuta.pl/film/6Svx78WOUc/
  • lonmoer, on 06/04/2008, -3/+1just change that chord progression to em - c- g -d and you have stephen lynchs kill a kitten
    • gfxl, on 06/04/2008, -0/+1Yeh he uses a very similar style...VERY similar
  • madmondo, on 06/04/2008, -1/+5funny thxs
  • kmalik, on 06/04/2008, -2/+11"How do you make a scatterplot? give a pencil to Michael J. Fox"

    haha, ***** hilarious.
  • Meursault, on 06/04/2008, -0/+5This is my first exposure to this phenom. Great stuff.
    • LTAnderson, on 06/04/2008, -0/+2You should check out the rest of his vids.
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  • Monkeydew06, on 06/04/2008, -1/+6This is awesome, it's catchy and makes you think at the same time!

    Favorite line: Santa X i = Real
  • Davoucci13, on 06/04/2008, -0/+39Lyrics:

    whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
    and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
    and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
    and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.

    split a decision with long division,
    take the circumference of your circumcision
    live like your data and when you’re all “set”
    put it all together and whatever you get.

    is new math…

    whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker’s meal
    and santa clause mutliplied by “i” well i guess that makes him real,
    and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
    how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.

    take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
    live like your data, and when youre all “set”
    put it all together and whatever you get…

    is new math.

    and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree…
    full of asian porn.
    C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
    and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.

    support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
    link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
    live like ur data…blah blah

    word problems

    if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he’s ready to buy,
    in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
    and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
    how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor,
    and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees
    and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
    for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

    cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
    and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
    and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i’m alone in my bed.
    and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head….

    and new math
    • rnelsonee, on 06/04/2008, -0/+3Yeah, that "lnx" should be "ln(x)" - the natural log. So the opposite is the unnatural log, i.e. Duraflame logs that you buy. (I know, I ruined the joke, but someone's not getting it...).

    • theone3, on 06/05/2008, -5/+1Wow.. did you transcribe that all yourself? I mean, I thought the song was funny, but that's kinda creepy.
      • Isanion, on 06/21/2008, -0/+0the entire lyrics are provided by Bo in the comment on the youtube videos (and other video sites), so copy pasta is more likely.
    • aresgunther, on 06/05/2008, -0/+1It'll be 72 30-day months until their three-some isn't statutory rape, if anyone was wondering.
      • Isanion, on 06/21/2008, -0/+0heh, just like HTSNoob i made an account just to make a correction:

        "kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori"

        kim = 7
        bobby = 14
        tori = 12

        legal age for sex is 16 (in most countries).

        So call it 9 full years (be on the safe side).

        "for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape"

        there are 4 30-day months in a year:
        April, June, September, November.

        so 4 months for 9 years makes 36 total.
    • KingWilson, on 06/06/2008, -0/+1you missed one. its tour De ference. which is part of your penis and gets infected i guess
      • HTSNoob, on 06/12/2008, -0/+1WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S TOUR DE FRANCE. THE RACE.

        WHICH LANCE ARMSTRONG WON 6 TIMES IN A ROW DESPITE LOSING ONE OF HIS TESTICLES TO CANCER. ARE YOU A RETARD?

        God... I created an account just for you.
  • zmigliozzi, on 06/04/2008, -2/+3bo fo sho
  • missnixon, on 06/04/2008, -3/+4Oh I hope I am the one he is banging tonight. Sexy math... oh yeah.
    What a clever little bastard. I love him.
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