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collegehumor.com — Vetter is awesome. I don't what he said, but he's awesome. I admit this is as old as Netscape, but it still cracks me up every time.

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  • Shiftgood, on 11/02/2009, -3/+99lets all agree to stop putting 'Ever' in the tittle of the story.
  • lewystud, on 11/02/2009, -1/+70Make me fries...
  • janinekahn, on 11/02/2009, -2/+46Potato wave!
  • Juice7, on 11/02/2009, -3/+45Wow and I didn't think this day could get any better after the Best. Math. Teacher. Ever. and the Best Homework Ever.
  • BigSwole, on 11/02/2009, -0/+34...of all time!!!
  • Grandpohbah, on 11/02/2009, -0/+34Here are the real lyrics... http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/pearl+jam/yellow+ledb ...

    They make as much sense as the misheard ones.
  • adrenalinerush, on 11/02/2009, -0/+32Vedder
  • LowROI, on 11/02/2009, -2/+26I've listened to pearl jam for 15 years, and must have heard the album "Ten" 200 times. I sing along to every song, but half of the ***** I sing makes no sense, and other parts are just "mMMMMmmm... and uh...OOOOOHHH!"
  • Perk, on 11/02/2009, -0/+23I used to think Jimi Hendrix was gay - "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
  • Oysterville, on 11/02/2009, -0/+20There's a breast in your typo, and it makes me all tingly.
  • marciot, on 11/02/2009, -2/+20Ok. "Best Misheard Lyrics of All Time"
  • cyberwired, on 11/02/2009, -1/+18Can't beat benny lava sorry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
  • DaviDTC, on 11/02/2009, -0/+15Best submission day ever.
  • moliver21, on 11/02/2009, -1/+15Unsealed on a porch a letter sat.
    Then you said, "I wanna leave it again."
    Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand. And on the sand I wanna leave it again. Yeah.
    On a weekend I wanna wish it all away, yeah.
    And they called and I said that "I want what I said" and then I call out again.
    And the reason oughta' leave her calm, I know.
    I said "I know what I wear not the boxer or the bag."

    Ah yeah, can you see them out on the porch? Yeah, but they don't wave.
    But I see them round the front way. Yeah.
    And I know, and I know. I don't want to stay.
    Make me cry...

    I see... Ooh I don't know why there's something else.
    I wanna drum it all away... [ ;-) ]
    Oh, I said, "I don't, I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag."

    Ah yeah, can you see them out on the porch? Yeah, but they don't wave.
    But I see them round the front way. Yeah.
    And I know, and I know. I don't wanna stay at all.
    I don't wanna stay. Yeah.
    I don't wanna stay. (x2)
    I don't... Don't wanna, oh... Yeah. Ooh... Ohh...
  • fragMasterFlash, on 11/02/2009, -1/+14Yellow Bedwetter is the best Pearl Jam tune ever even if the lyrics are authentic frontier jibberish.
  • DarkenKO, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10that was the best part. i remember, cause i saw it.
  • redsoxmb545, on 11/02/2009, -2/+12False. O Fortuna misheard lyrics are the best ever.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAzvKt_8lk
  • Dinsdale77, on 11/02/2009, -0/+8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLDLyeepVs
  • JEH225, on 11/02/2009, -2/+10vetter? it's eddie vedder.
  • Kersheh, on 11/02/2009, -3/+11Anything sung by Eddie Vedder is impossible to interpret. :)
    This may or may not be the reason why Pearl Jam is one of my favourite bands...
  • enclaved, on 11/02/2009, -1/+9whats a local record store?
  • belthize, on 11/02/2009, -0/+8It's a mosaic.
  • BungDiddy, on 11/02/2009, -1/+9Ozzy is only incomprehensible when he talks. He's okay when he sings.
  • bossm4n, on 11/02/2009, -2/+9Bob Dylan likes this.
  • DaviDTC, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7I imagine this is how syntaxgs would sound
  • random846, on 11/02/2009, -0/+7Oh Reginald, I disagree.
  • Megadeth222, on 11/02/2009, -2/+8Yo I'ma let you finish, but Benny Lamma is the best Misheard Lyrics Ever!
  • OverZealousHobo, on 11/02/2009, -0/+6so misinterpreted that the title even misinterpreted his last name( *Vedder)
  • yourgiftsfree, on 11/02/2009, -3/+8Whats a Netscape?
  • cyrix, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5I've got no job! But I'm an Opera fan!

    I knew quite a few people who thought the tubthumping lyrics were this.
  • leetninja, on 11/02/2009, -0/+5Sudo make me fries ...
  • R3publican, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4I remember when you saw it.
  • crackshot91, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4Best proposal ever
  • zoomaKabu, on 11/02/2009, -0/+4I like the misheard lyrics better.
  • 83JB, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3Eddie Vedder Cheddar chips.
  • Phil1ip123, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!"


    For reference:

    http://www.kissthisguy.com/
  • richnojutsu, on 11/02/2009, -2/+5Stop trying to dictate other peoples tittles.
  • e144539, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3There's a bathroom on the right.
  • ST0N3, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3Part of the reason this song is so hard to understand is because they change the lyrics every time they play it live. Download (legally?) some live Pearl Jam stuff, and you'll hear totally different lyrics than this "album" version, which was on their greatest hits album a few years back (rearviewmirror) and their b-sides/outtakes album Lost Dogs.
  • JustinLoether, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3POTATO WAVE!
  • oyflaaaayvin, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3"EPIC Misheard Lyrics (AUDIO)"
  • lewystud, on 11/02/2009, -0/+3comment 3 did it
  • Underthetable52, on 11/02/2009, -1/+3I'm pretty sure that this is nowhere near as old as Netscape, considering the Dick in a Box picture, as well as others.
  • Caleb83, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2What... The... *****...
  • Phil1ip123, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2I'm changing my name to Benny Lava and my occupation to kicking barber ass and selling DNA!
  • Madcow17, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2Burried for getting that ***** song stuck back in my head. =(((((
  • ShadyCroquet, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2Wait, Pearl Jam songs have words?
  • palehorse864, on 11/02/2009, -1/+3My favorite misheard lyric, just because it looks so different in text from the real lyrics.

    Real Lyrics.
    "Hope you, got your things together, hope you are quite prepared to die, looks like we're in for nasty weather, one eye is taken for an eye."

    Misheard (Just the ending)
    "Hope you, got your things together, hope you are quite prepared to die, looks like we're in for nasty weather, Whoah now you stinkin' foreigner!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE&fmt ...

    And of course, there's always the infamous "There's a bathroom on the right" misheard lyric. :)
  • likeyehokwhatev, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2Lets digg this ***** up, then when all three hit the top someone can take a screen cap and post it as "This is why I love Digg!"
  • Llanowar, on 11/02/2009, -0/+2Best comment ever!
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