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lawlblog.com — I wonder how drunk this dude must be to be having a conversation with a statue!

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  • mygans, on 02/20/2008, -59/+8its a statue??
  • moletimer, on 02/20/2008, -36/+12Wow, that statue looks like a great listener. Random statue FTW.
  • KevinFederline, on 02/20/2008, -49/+2lol
    • joeydoo, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2Might you say you "digg" this story kev? If only there was a button for that.

      Cool... I get to block Kevin Federline.
    • rurounikengyrl, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1i bury you just because i see your username is a guy who fails at life.
  • Erez, on 02/20/2008, -42/+5..I can see my self getting that drunk.. tho when I'm drunk even i can't understand myself.. (I get pretty drunk..)
    • jesuswuzanalien, on 02/20/2008, -5/+36http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org thanks me later
      • redstorm986, on 02/20/2008, -1/+18dugg for thanks me
      • u8myfoood, on 02/20/2008, -4/+5actually AA is more of an organization to convert people who actually need help into christians rather than help them recover from alcoholism
    • ursername180, on 02/20/2008, -1/+11You type like you're drunk now.
    • Gravey9, on 02/20/2008, -0/+5no you don't.
    • Dennis88, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9(I get pretty drunk)

      you must be pretty cool
    • cpbrown, on 02/20/2008, -1/+1*claps* fantastic for you!!
    • diggit83, on 02/20/2008, -0/+8"...and when I get the drunk, I have sex with all girls in partey"

      /erez
    • TomRemixed, on 02/20/2008, -0/+7Guys I can get drunk like that too. I drink so much that I get drunk a lot. I'm drunk a lot of the time when I'm drinking. I can get pretty drunk.
  • 93TILL503, on 02/20/2008, -4/+100Who's denser?
    • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -4/+5The Ocean.(saltwater)
    • lostmongoose, on 02/20/2008, -4/+4I see what you did there.
      • AuburnAZN, on 02/20/2008, -0/+0You were trying to open me up so you could hurt my feelings.
    • Slovenian6474, on 02/20/2008, -9/+10man, he's gotta be pretty drunk to be talking to that black guy
      • Akintunde, on 02/20/2008, -3/+2I lol'd at that and almost got caught...(I'm in school >.
      • BTraina, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1i see what you did ther!
    • DeadRooster, on 02/20/2008, -1/+5I would not sit there for long for fear that I too would be turned to bronze.
    • nsanidy, on 02/20/2008, -2/+3*more dense.
  • Blazers, on 02/20/2008, -21/+204"Your voting for Hillary?!?!?!"
    • drbadass, on 02/20/2008, -5/+37this is probably one of the rare occasions on digg where the lack of grammar is actually legit.
    • neuens07, on 02/20/2008, -4/+54Even the statue knows better than to vote for Hillary
      • bugsy187, on 02/20/2008, -0/+16wakka, wakka
      • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -3/+3When did he tell you this?
        • neuens07, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1Couple days ago when we were talking about the meaning of life
          • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -0/+4 When you mix politics and the meaning life in the same conversation, the only thing that will listen to you is a statue.
          • Dubbsacc, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2It's 42, way to pay attention.
    • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -2/+8He must be really drunk , the pic was taken in, Rio de Janeiro
      • neuens07, on 02/20/2008, -0/+7I wish, i could use, as many, commas as you do, in unnecessary, spots.
        • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1Since I'm a Optimist, This up digg will help.(5)
    • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -14/+5A horrible comedian needs only three things to become a millionaire.
      1. Any material saying Hillary Clinton is bad.
      2. One digg user
      3. digg users that cant think for themselves
      • lebruf, on 02/20/2008, -0/+2I'm trying to get the point of your list but I can't for the life of me.
        • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -2/+1Because you're still laughing about this;"Your voting for Hillary?!?!?!"
    • damawa42, on 02/20/2008, -1/+28You're grammar is terrible!
      • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -7/+2You don't have to yell, believe me grammar cops can hear sign language and correct it
    • moush, on 02/22/2008, -0/+1He looks like a Ron Paul man to me.
  • deviouskoopa, on 02/20/2008, -15/+11He's a modern Medusa, poor drunk
  • Ytse, on 02/20/2008, -11/+2That statue looks like a bronzed Beavis... kind of...
  • DeskFlyer, on 02/20/2008, -13/+291He's not drunk; he just wanted to talk to someone who could listen better than his wife.
    • Naagy, on 02/20/2008, -3/+114My wife doesn't listen because she's busy making me sandwiches.
    • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -0/+9His wife couldn't be happier.
    • SuperWinner, on 02/20/2008, -0/+19I'd give anything to be behind the statue responding to this guy...
  • Accolade1, on 02/20/2008, -11/+3"Dude, I think you missed your ride."
  • jaymzdean, on 02/20/2008, -12/+4"I don't understand what you're talking about, and I want you to shut up."
  • aoru, on 02/20/2008, -13/+4I see naked people!
  • allenobendorf, on 02/20/2008, -6/+50The thumbnail on digg made me think it was one of those painted people acting like a statue. Like from eurotrip.
  • SohailKhanifar, on 02/20/2008, -3/+24More like best schizophrenic conversation.
    • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -4/+1Your right, and i think the the bald guy has a severe case .
      In severe cases, the person may be largely mute, remain motionless in bizarre postures, or exhibit purposeless agitation; these are signs of catatonia. The current classification of psychoses holds that symptoms need to have been present for at least one month in a period of at least six months of disturbed functioning.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia
    • lebruf, on 02/20/2008, -2/+1I resent that insensitive comment.
      I don't. I thought it was funny.
  • BIGJHUB, on 02/20/2008, -8/+1Oh wow.
  • carbonetc, on 02/20/2008, -6/+100The bald man tells him to burn things.
  • jesuswuzanalien, on 02/20/2008, -5/+49It's nice to see that even statues can make friends.
  • D3koy, on 02/20/2008, -8/+9What's going on in the background?
    • famousdave, on 02/20/2008, -1/+16Ask your parents.
    • ncapone, on 02/20/2008, -0/+10It's most likely Brazil, so probably loose boobies.
      • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -1/+4It is Brazil, Why did you say "its most likely" I wondering what in the pic gave you that clue?
      • Graab, on 02/20/2008, -4/+1So i just showed this picture to my friend and he said he was actually there when this happened and it was in Venezuela. The guy apparently started to argue with a calm after this.
        • Kauzman01, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3Sorry, but you fail. This statue of Carlos Drummond de Andrade is in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Thanks though for trying.
    • waspbr, on 02/20/2008, -5/+1Yep, I would guess rio de janeiro, so girls in bikinis FTW
  • redstorm986, on 02/20/2008, -11/+2You know you're drunk when you are talking to sculptures.
  • neo2007, on 02/20/2008, -8/+4They are talking physics.
  • DonJohnTom, on 02/20/2008, -1/+97"weren't you sitting here yesterday?"
    • hobo05, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1"Don't you be lookin' at my bag of crap, it's mine!"
  • BingoPower, on 02/20/2008, -10/+5"Seriously dude, there are naked men in the sea.... sure as you sit here. "
  • cl2yp71c, on 02/20/2008, -7/+6"You don't say"
  • bpacana, on 02/20/2008, -8/+1i guess if ur desparate to spill ur guts out to something that will just sit there and listen it could be a viable type of therapy.
  • MiamiRox, on 02/20/2008, -7/+5Are those....2 naked dudes running in the ocean? I wouldn't put it past me since this is in Brazil.
  • Mengo, on 02/20/2008, -8/+2Haha that's in Brazil, Rio I'm pretty sure.
  • diggpandit, on 02/20/2008, -9/+164lol... that statue is drunk, he is talking to a man!
  • drethedog, on 02/20/2008, -4/+50Just for information, this statue is at a Rio de Janeiro beach and depicts Carlos Drummond de Andrade, the greatest Brazilian poet (modernist), also a chronist. The drunkard wears a propaganda t-shirt from the PT, Partido dos Trabalhadores (Workers’ Party), the party currently on power.
    • ChefAnubis, on 02/20/2008, -6/+2hijacking youtube comments much?
    • waspbr, on 02/20/2008, -14/+1really? You had to bring politics into this? then I guess you had a point, a hobo has a wide selection of shirts from political different parties to choose from,right? I mean if he chose to wear that then he's trying to say something.... That's a cheap shot if I have ever seen one.
      So lay off the politics for crying out loud
      • FallenWings, on 02/20/2008, -2/+2I know this isn't 4chan, but seriously, lurk more.
      • rgaino, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1No politics into this Waspbr. It is commom in Brazil for political parties to throw off t-shirts during speeches, and we all use it as pajamas or to clean the oil from your car that is spilling. The drun probably doesn't even know what PT means and Drethedog was just giving people some information. This picture is a Brazilian classic.
    • rafaelcapanema, on 02/20/2008, -0/+1The PT logo was photoshopped.
  • raej, on 02/20/2008, -4/+2i wonder what his reaction was when he asked a question and there was no answer...
  • Nanobe, on 02/20/2008, -5/+6You're doing it wrong.
  • fwertz, on 02/20/2008, -7/+2I can has directions?
  • broncos77, on 02/20/2008, -5/+0I bought mangos from a drunk guy once.
  • mal1964, on 02/20/2008, -8/+3Thats what happens when you had a few stiff drinks.
  • inhalent, on 02/20/2008, -10/+2If this was taken at Venice beach, that guy is a sidewalk-performer, I've seen him, and he is really scary...

    meaning he's not just talking to a statue... if it's not taken there, then I'm an idiot and digg me down!
    • cor315, on 02/20/2008, -0/+0nope, you're an idiot, drunk, or you didn't even look at the picture.
  • nkoi, on 02/20/2008, -11/+0lol at the horrible photoshop attempt. look at the waves around his head
  • harryterry, on 02/20/2008, -5/+1man...i have no idea what's going on...
  • tMANwi, on 02/20/2008, -5/+1Looks like the server is about as interesting as the statue right now...
  • jcm267, on 02/20/2008, -7/+3This probably isn't alcohol.....

    There are no skitzos where you people come from?
    • GhandicapXRS, on 02/20/2008, -0/+3No, we put them on ice chunks and float them off to sea. Same with the elderly...
  • pmdones, on 02/20/2008, -5/+0You think thats bad! I was so drunk that I walked into a mirror and tried to get out of my own way for a good few seconds!
  • HotDogBun, on 02/20/2008, -7/+2Why would anyone make a statue of Max Headroom?
  • ursername180, on 02/20/2008, -6/+2The people in the ocean in the background look naked.
  • NFicano, on 02/20/2008, -5/+2Tracy Morgan?!
  • ooooo, on 02/20/2008, -6/+1At a gas station i work at we have a customer that comes in every day, when she's across the street she'll spend a good hour talking to the wall.... She creeps me out!
    • LeeSoong, on 02/20/2008, -2/+2she's not talking to the wall -
      she's talking with her friend from the future,
      who, for complicated political reasons, must always wear a personal cloaking device.

      causality and paradox issues, you understand...
  • amarpeluri, on 02/20/2008, -5/+0hey.. why are there so many of you ?
  • monstara, on 02/20/2008, -5/+0I've seen someone talk to a brick. Honestly.
  • TheUberDork, on 02/20/2008, -6/+4Crack could also be the culprit...
  • brusty, on 02/20/2008, -6/+1Dupe but damn if I didn't digg it again.
  • Maksx, on 02/20/2008, -6/+1I can see his companion is a little stonefaced
  • altosaxon, on 02/20/2008, -7/+2"I can't find my two gay, nudist friends... Have you seen them?"
  • Foenetik, on 02/20/2008, -7/+2***** comment on a stupid story # 47???
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