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- torressr3, on 09/18/2008, -24/+1956Dugg for cheney's mail.
- pacificislandr4, on 09/19/2008, -15/+981Wait a second...John McCain can't use a computer....
- 1nflux, on 09/18/2008, -6/+813I love how his avatar is Hendrix.
- TheMadHatter, on 09/18/2008, -39/+628Dugg for cheney's ***** you
- editorsusan, on 09/18/2008, -52/+590Amusing until I got to the one from "Mom." His mother died of ovarian cancer in 1995.
- buddysystem, on 09/19/2008, -4/+385wow. buzzkill.
- Reinon, on 09/19/2008, -6/+360gmail > yahoo
- smackydoodle, on 09/19/2008, -11/+337He sent the email from the Blackberry that he supposedly invented.
- Phasmorphage, on 09/19/2008, -16/+341I love that one part where it says something funny!
- MrSlumberjack, on 09/19/2008, -14/+333Subject: ***** You
Body: ***** You.
priceless. - PleaseJustDie, on 09/18/2008, -11/+321Dugg for Cheney and "Need Experience? We can help. Show America your resume on Monster.com!"
- badplacebo, on 09/19/2008, -5/+251Love Biden's custom message: "Who's your daddy?"
- jerrolds, on 09/19/2008, -4/+195Well, holy *****, Baracka. You actually kicked some ***** *****
- LRE13, on 09/19/2008, -0/+184It could be Michelle's mom!!
- aherman, on 09/19/2008, -25/+198Michelle Obama is such a nagger.
- Cbappa, on 09/19/2008, -1/+167You blogging to me?
- OuchLOL, on 09/19/2008, -8/+150Its funny until people like you ruin the joke with your 'facts' and stuff we didnt know
- Darksider, on 09/19/2008, -1/+132Obuntu: Time for Linux to change
- Dragular, on 09/19/2008, -5/+133Dugg for the monster.com ad. Need experience?
- FallenTurtles, on 09/19/2008, -5/+129A gmail account with more messages in the inbox than the spam folder? Fake!
- ISellDrugs, on 09/19/2008, -13/+129Obama > Palin
- thebrok3nsystm, on 09/19/2008, -2/+110Jimmy Carter has always had a way with words...
- inactive, on 09/19/2008, -12/+111http://instantrimshot.com/
- RustyJ, on 09/19/2008, -0/+86LOL I SAW THAT
- inactive, on 09/18/2008, -25/+106Lol..I like the description.
- inactive, on 09/19/2008, -0/+801 > 0
- spadeninja, on 09/18/2008, -12/+90does de niro actually have a blog?
googled to no avail - effect1, on 09/19/2008, -6/+74I'm still cracking up over the Cheney comment!
- ronaldinho, on 09/19/2008, -3/+71Well, you know that Obama has the experience
- sleeknerve, on 09/19/2008, -1/+69you blog my wife?
I SAID YOU BLOG MY WIFE? - gskill, on 09/18/2008, -27/+93The Hendrix avatar is cool lol.
- inactive, on 09/19/2008, -2/+65Dugg for Jimmy Carter's kicking some *****.
- cyberfreak01, on 09/19/2008, -3/+61I like the dig at MoveOn.org, decent site but i've seen what they can do to an inbox too.
- pr0lixity, on 09/19/2008, -7/+65I like the "experience" ad coming from Monster.
oh, and the Richard Cheney email. classic. - inactive, on 09/19/2008, -0/+56Comment Abuse: Actual Onion article - http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_deletes ...
- evilneanderthal, on 09/19/2008, -1/+55A reference to a previous onion article: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what ...
I Got What America Needs Right Here
By Jimmy Carter
January 9, 2008 | Issue 44•02
Carter Opinion
Sometimes I'm a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I'm wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help me understand one ***** thing right now, America, and explain to me what in the Christ is going on here. 'Cause, unless I'm missing something, this country is in the middle of a ***** *****, and I have no ***** idea what you're gonna do to get out of it. I mean, are you seriously considering voting for one of these ***** you got here in '08? Fat ***** chance.
Way I see it, America needs a president who's gonna somehow un-royally screw up the Middle East, do some serious cleaning up after you dropped your pants and took a steaming dump all over the ***** environment, and—boom!—restore dignity, honor, and all that ***** to these United States.
See, I got solutions to all your problems—I got 'em right here in my big, hairy ballsack.
You better get down on your hands and knees and kiss Jimmy Carter's rosy-red Georgia-peach-picking ass and beg me to run your ***** country again, because there's no way I'm ever gonna come to you *****-knobs and politely ask you if I might please be a presidential candidate in your precious *****' election. So you can just bite my *****. I've had it with you jerkoffs and your jerkoff candidates.
You actually seem to think one a' these ***** is gonna prance in and wave a magic wand and make everything all nice again. Look at you, sitting there like a common ***** schnook and eating all their bull about bi-*****-partisanship, and how they have all the goddamn answers. Let me tell you something: These fags are ***** compared to Jimmy ***** Carter, all right? I was arbitrating Mideast crises when this bunch was still sucking on their mamas' titties.
But who comes to me, huh? ***** nobody. Why ask old Jimmy anything? What the ***** could he know about peace in the Middle East? It's not like he ***** won the Nobel Peace Prize for that *****. You myopic pricks. Back in '79, I sat Sadat and Begin right down and made those two dicklicks shake hands. It was beautiful—I had all the pieces lined up and I smiled and waved in my best ***** suit and tie right there on TV. And what do you do, you pieces of *****? You screw the whole goddamn pooch.
*****.
Oh, what's that I hear? The weather's all screwy? You got a global warming problem? Boo-*****-hoo! I was telling you morons to turn off your lights and unplug all your ***** at night to conserve energy in 19-*****'-75, for chrissake. Gee, I wonder what woulda happened if we'd all switched to solar power like I ***** did back when we had a ***** chance to do something about it. Think we'd still be sucking Saudi Arabia's dick like a five-dollar whore? I sure as ***** didn't get no fancy Oscar for that little spiel, though, did I? No. But Al Gore, that cum-sucking pig, steals the ***** from me and now he's the greatest thing since Jesus Christ made a ***** sandwich.
Well, he can lick my ***** right after George W. Bush, that *****.
You want compassion? Somebody who's looking out for the little guy? Why don't you take a look at Jimmy Carter, 'cause unlike, oh, every ***** candidate out there, he spent the last ***** quarter-century building houses for the homeless. And what does he get for it? A ***** hernia. Some ***** gratitude, you selfish *****. You talk to me about compassion? I'll shove a crucifix so far up the Democrats' asses they'll be asking me to buy them dinner and kiss them good night.
Funny thing about me: I actually ***** know *****! Not like these goombas trying to weasel their way into the White House. I practically wrote the book on collapsing bridges, inflation, and the working poor, *****-o. I even got a degree in nuclear engineering or some *****. You know how easy I could swoop down right now like a guardian angel and solve all your ***** problems? Snap. Bam. Do it in my ***** sleep. Just ***** try me.
So you want me to run for president again? Yeah, sure, absolutely, I'll do it. I'd be honored to do it—with my ***** dick in your mouth, you worthless scumbags.
You had your chance with Jimmy Carter, and you ***** blew it. So get *****. ***** country. - douglasr007, on 09/19/2008, -2/+54People who annoy you...
- duggdowncatisad, on 09/19/2008, -5/+55apples > oranges
Also, Obama > McCain - kiwimonk, on 09/19/2008, -7/+57Fake, we all know Obama uses his own Distribution of linux. What was it called again?
- Shadic, on 09/19/2008, -0/+48They've also got their "Original" listed. (Because the URL said redo at the end of the file name.)
And because I'm curious and a nerd (Aren't we all?) I checked it out.
One in story:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Obama ...
Older:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Obama ...
In the original, it's "Ombamanable Snowman", and in the newer one (That's linked to in the story), it's "Obamanable."
Also, apparently I don't make long comments very often, because holy ***** is the comment box jumping around as I type this, and I've never seen it do that before. - Zeroxysm, on 09/19/2008, -1/+45IS IT REALLY?
- Zipko, on 09/19/2008, -5/+48I'm diggin' Barry Obama. I may start calling him that from now on.
- NuclearDruid, on 09/19/2008, -13/+56Yeup, that's what the email said.
- pseudononymist, on 09/19/2008, -3/+45Obama > (McCain - Palin)
because Palin is a negative number - BackEnThaWomb, on 09/19/2008, -0/+38Fleshlight > No Fleshlight
- greeniemeani, on 09/19/2008, -0/+38I wanna see the Spam Folder.
- rukeypoo, on 09/19/2008, -3/+41Dugg for everything.
- kashk5, on 09/19/2008, -4/+40Yea, that totally wasn't cool
- noseeme, on 09/19/2008, -10/+46Uhh, his mom is dead.
- ALPHABETlQUE, on 02/01/2009, -0/+34dugg for barack's jimmy hendrix gmail icon
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