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Angelina Jolie accidentally adopts American Child

collegeiseasy.net — Angelina Jolie made quite the faux pas recently when she returned a baby she accidentally adopted.

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  • chrgrose, on 05/10/2008, -3/+6How do you "accidentally" adopt a child? This isn't even the Onion.
    • sanman, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Oopsie, accidentally got a child I didn't need. Time to take it back for a refund.
      Whaddya mean you don't do refunds? How about exchanges? Can I trade it in for that Vietnamese kid over there? I don't feel that I should have to pay for any difference. Can I speak to a manager, please?
  • Carl306, on 05/10/2008, -2/+4Please tell me this isn't real...
  • E3L1, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1Reverse discrimination, now for 8 months and under!
  • Kazarelth, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Next she'll "accidentally" give birth to a child.
  • mikkee07, on 05/10/2008, -1/+1Nice joke =)
  • vernsan, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1Is she treating the babies like individual collections?
  • coboman, on 05/10/2008, -5/+1Funny, but it should be clearly stated that this is a joke. Otherwise, it could become a nasty rumor, or worse: and urban legend.

    Buried as inaccurate.
    • saxreturns, on 05/10/2008, -2/+1So filing it in the 'comedy' section wasn't good enough for you? Besides which, celebrities know that nasty rumours are part and parcel of being famous, they can deal with it. Furthermore I feel I should probably say that clearly stating that this is satire would utterly defeat the point of the joke; it doesn't work at all if you start such an article with 'THIS IS A JOKE, DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY FOLKS!'
  • diggface5000, on 05/10/2008, -0/+5FUN FACT: 75% of digg users can't detect satire
    • saxreturns, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1...even when it's clearly filed under comedy!
    • coffee200am, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1She should be put in prison!
  • coffee200am, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1The Olympic torch will be in Africa for two days. It's a short run, but if it stayed any longer in the continent, Angelina Jolie would adopt it.

    BRAD PITT was in New Orleans yesterday to announce plans to build at least 150 eco-friendly homes in the city.......

    Angelina Jolie meanwhile is adopting the entire 9th Ward

    Madonna, trying to adopt a child from the impoverished nation of Malawi, ran into some trouble on Sunday with the proceedings. Thinking she was all set to go, she was thrown off when Angelina Jolie violently approached her and said, "No! They are all mine!"

    Reports say that Angelina Jolie's newly adopted son Pax was the target of a kidnapping ring. Which is silly, because she can just get another one.

    A celebrity photographer was found hiding in a bush near Angelina Jolie's son's school around the time when parents drop their kids off. He said he was trying to get a shot of Pitt and Jolie, in addition to doing some scouting for Michael Jackson.
  • hmunkey, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1For the stupid among us: This obviously isn't real.
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