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- sjbdallas, on 04/30/2009, -6/+315Are you a chick? If so, can you post a pic so I can finish?
- cannonball, on 04/30/2009, -4/+244I'm doing it right now!
- GoKings, on 04/30/2009, -1/+227"Also why does mom always knock, then come barreling through the door? Shouldn’t she wait until I say “come in?”
I ***** hate that *****. - zombiebovine, on 04/30/2009, -4/+189What about the ladies? We jam out with our clams out, too.
- mrpunman, on 04/30/2009, -3/+156"A 24 year-old girl from San Francisco, CA (US) who joined Digg on February 15th, 2008"
Good enough erotica for you there - BoneheadFarker, on 04/30/2009, -1/+146Reason 1: Studying to be a monk
Reason 2: Lying
Reason 3: Dragged into a 2 week vacation halfway across the country with your grandmother, mother, and sister to visit your great aunts in the nursing home. Worst 14th birthday ever... - sandipc, on 04/30/2009, -0/+136You should probably see a physician about that.
- Khiva, on 04/30/2009, -2/+1301) Female
2) Attractive
3) On the Internet
4) Thinly Veiled Reference to Sexuality
5) ??????
6) ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - kzoopSF, on 04/29/2009, -12/+126Do guys seriously do this as often as they talk about it? Or does that only apply to the guys on Digg?
- Nar1117, on 04/30/2009, -3/+114Yes, yes we do. Unfortunate or fortunate, it's how it is. You'll rarely find a guy who's gone more than 3 or 4 days without a good 'ol full release. Anyone who says they've gone more than a week or two is either training for his monk-test, or lying.
Healthy part of life, in my opinion. - brianhood, on 04/30/2009, -2/+109fap? ¯\(°_o)/¯
at 16, i could wip my junk out, fap it, and be done in less than a min.....no way it took me 2-3 min to just get an erection - chuckDontSurf, on 04/30/2009, -0/+104That was either accidental or very subtle.
- brianhood, on 04/30/2009, -0/+96That's what she said :'(
- bobboberton, on 04/30/2009, -0/+89Oh darn. It's down.
I wonder what to do now... - Shiftyeyedgoat, on 04/30/2009, -0/+89Holy *****, the tent...
I thought I was the only one who went camping in his room...
with new silk boxers...
...and Victoria Secret's spring season collection... - TBBucs, on 04/30/2009, -1/+86A girl on digg advocating for masturbation? How does this comment not have hundreds of diggs?
- chuckDontSurf, on 04/30/2009, -1/+84Sure you do, dude.
- bradleyland, on 04/30/2009, -2/+83Why wouldn't we? It's safe, pleasurable, and a great means to unwind and relax a little.
A buddy of mine once wrote on the topic: "I remember when I first discovered what I could do [masturbate] with my own hand. I'm pretty sure it goes the same for all pubescent boys. You beat it like it owes you money." - inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+73You young punks have it easy. I had to use the JC Penny's catalog.
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+68Am I the only one having issues getting it to load?
- chuckDontSurf, on 04/30/2009, -1/+68It's really getting out of hand.
- Puppetfunk, on 04/30/2009, -1/+68I'm right handed and I cannot for my life fap with my right hand. If I lost my Left hand, I would volunteer to become a Monk. You do realize that just because someone writes with one hand it doesn't mean the other hand is a worthless mass of bones and flesh right?
TLDR?: I do everything with my Right hand Except Masturbate. I could Pitch Baseball and Jack-off if I wanted to. - Snuffs, on 04/30/2009, -1/+68pics or it didnt happen
- pygmy, on 04/30/2009, -2/+66then i came again
- yeahaboutthat, on 04/30/2009, -0/+63Well, you have to ***** it...
- chuckDontSurf, on 04/30/2009, -3/+66Comment of the day.
- udayd, on 04/30/2009, -0/+62holy *****. you mean to tell me it's going to take more time to masturbate as i get older? if that's the case...i'll never get anything done
- MrWally, on 04/30/2009, -2/+62i saw
- 007isbond1, on 04/30/2009, -4/+64i came
- Puppetfunk, on 04/30/2009, -1/+60I think they make an ointment for that. We like to refer to your kind as Early-Birds.
- pinserz, on 04/30/2009, -0/+57man i remember hiding porn in a tree of a million directories.
now i just don't even care, a folder labeled "PORN" on the desktop is fine - inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+56It's not so bad when its your buddies mom.
- bratterscain, on 04/30/2009, -1/+57Reason 4: Basic Training (2 months)
We kept swearing they were putting something in the water to keep us from jacking it. - GoKings, on 04/30/2009, -0/+55From your info:
"Kind of a cross between Brad Pitt and George Clooney -- if either one of those guys was an overweight, middle-aged, geek."
Mm... Was your girlfriend named Palmela Anderson? - MikaStar, on 04/30/2009, -1/+55I wish there were one of these for women. Sure men masturbate, but so do us women and we deserve hilarious charts as well.
- daf666, on 04/30/2009, -1/+55We'll do it live!!
- ludar, on 04/30/2009, -0/+53i can't belive you came on my mom
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -7/+59I love being left handed... The mouse is made for the right hand, and gives my "strong" hand free.
HAHA RIGHT HANDERS! SUCKS FOR YOU! I'm more efficient at surfing and masturbating! - Chrysalii, on 04/30/2009, -0/+51Reason 9: The Contest
- DMTZ, on 04/30/2009, -1/+50Living by yourself FTW
- Chakz, on 04/30/2009, -0/+49Palmela Handerson
- andyb747, on 04/30/2009, -0/+49seriously?... you just joined digg on april 27th...?
- sdor, on 04/30/2009, -1/+49Oh god... oh yeah... yeah... oohhhh... yeah that's it... ooohhh... WHAT?!? No, ma!!! I told you im browsing Digg!!! NO ITS NOT A PORNO SITE MA!!
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -1/+48Reason 5: I went down to visit my family for several weeks this Christmas (meant to stay for two, but various factors delayed my departure), and I was sleeping on the couch the whole time, and I have a big family so little privacy. When I finally got back home, well... it'd been nearly a month, you get the idea.
- Vivifyer, on 04/30/2009, -0/+43tool shed, sounds like a gay bar
- zombiebovine, on 04/30/2009, -0/+42I lurked...
- sjbdallas, on 04/30/2009, -2/+44@GOKINGS:
I was about to hammer you for misspelling Pamela, then I got the joke. - jm5chn, on 04/30/2009, -0/+41Scarlett Johansson...what a rack!
- supferrets, on 04/30/2009, -0/+38The timeline is missing a segment. I'm positive I came out of the womb jerking it.
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