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American Psycho: Dick Version watch!

collegehumor.com — A shot-for-shot remake of the business card scene from "American Psycho." With one thick, throbbing difference.

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  • jontalisman, on 05/09/2008, -13/+2Awesome.
    • JettaMan, on 05/09/2008, -0/+3Yep. Weird humor is my cup of tea too. Looks like it ain't going places on Digg.
  • jeddjohnson, on 05/09/2008, -15/+2Digging and shouting brother!
  • kevinmotel, on 05/09/2008, -14/+2I'm not gonna quote a part of a video all of you have just watched, instead I'm gonna tell you that I enjoyed it wholeheartedly.
  • fortheloveofd, on 05/09/2008, -14/+5I saw the actual movie when I was 13 with a friend and his Dad. I bet his dad felt like an ass for taking us to see it.
    Love Hardly Working.
  • madeupmemories, on 05/09/2008, -10/+1Very smart, CH. Very smart.
  • gametavern, on 05/09/2008, -12/+2Stupid.
  • svetty, on 05/09/2008, -4/+75No, I don't have time to comment. I have to go return some videotapes.
    • thelock65, on 05/09/2008, -0/+17feed me a stray cat
      • cyrix, on 05/09/2008, -0/+5HEY PAUL!!!
        • SanTe, on 05/09/2008, -0/+5Why do you have copies of the Style section everywhere? D'ya have a dog?... A little chow or something?
      • driftwood07, on 05/09/2008, -0/+6anyone up for Dorcia? I can get us a table
        • SanTe, on 05/09/2008, -0/+4He's such a liar. No one can get a table at Dorcia.
        • widman, on 05/09/2008, -0/+6Ish thish really Dorhshia?
        • CerMakAlot, on 05/09/2008, -0/+6This thread doesn't even have a good bathroom to do coke in!
        • marcomc2, on 05/10/2008, -0/+4Nobody goes there anymore..
    • bazierk, on 05/09/2008, -0/+4I have no time to reply, I've got lunch at the four seasons with Cliff Huxtable
  • markbrown, on 05/09/2008, -8/+14For those of you that like the originals, check out www.jakeandamir.com -- little side project of a couple guys that work at CollegeHumor. Pretty funny stuff.
  • kmb1794, on 05/09/2008, -9/+3That is badass.
  • internerd2, on 05/09/2008, -13/+10Looks like this thread's gonna be taken over by the shtuuupid Bury Brigade.
    • rovsky, on 05/09/2008, -1/+19no i think the comments just suck...
  • badnewshotel, on 05/09/2008, -10/+2And this...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YewgCvCPHZo
  • OutThisLife, on 05/09/2008, -12/+2All these comments suck.
  • RubineBoy, on 05/09/2008, -11/+4No chainsaw? No blood?
    They left out the best part!
    • movd, on 05/09/2008, -3/+1actually this is the best scene in the movie.
      • surfacewound, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1It's memorable but the best scene is when he confronts his lawyer at the end.
    • ChrisPetterson, on 05/13/2008, -0/+0So did the movie. Read a book, kids.
  • terribly1, on 05/09/2008, -13/+2Slow day at digg? The front page is about 70% videos and images.
    • joeydoo, on 05/10/2008, -0/+2It's a Saturday.... so yeah....it's a slow news day. Are you new to the planet earth?
  • davidwasman, on 05/09/2008, -13/+4Anyone else noticing CH getting less and less funny?
  • VelvetHammer, on 05/09/2008, -14/+3College Humor has the worst embedded video ever. That site is the biggest POS.
  • riskybeats, on 05/09/2008, -11/+21- Bury Everyone
    2- ?????
    3- ????!
  • ramunenke, on 05/09/2008, -7/+18%
  • kinneys, on 05/09/2008, -1/+43I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's comment to mine. Let's see Paul Allen's comment.
    • ElbertF, on 05/09/2008, -0/+11Look at that subtle Southpark reference. The tasteful OGC emoticon. Oh my God, it even has LOLcat spelling.
  • flipdoubt, on 05/09/2008, -3/+1Fantastic!
  • themarq, on 05/09/2008, -2/+12It's good that the joke was given away in the headline, saves me the trouble of watching the video.
  • follower64, on 05/09/2008, -2/+1I preferred 'Dickmento'.
  • ralphthemagi, on 05/09/2008, -0/+7It's really a shame that by the time the new comments system debuts, the quality of comments on Digg will be equal to that of YouTube.
    • freshyill, on 05/09/2008, -0/+6Could be worse... much, much worse. Have you ever seen the comments on MySpace videos? They make YouTube look like geniuses.
    • ChairDance, on 05/11/2008, -0/+0your gay


      ... ;-)
  • freshyill, on 05/09/2008, -3/+3Would have been funnier if the dicks were all exactly the same, like the business cards.
    • dafragsta, on 05/09/2008, -1/+2They were pretty close, except for Paul Allen's birthmark and cumshot.
    • jontalisman, on 05/09/2008, -0/+4Man, you just don't know the difference between white, off-white, ivory, and bone. lol
  • Wendigo6x3, on 05/09/2008, -1/+15Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
    • movd, on 05/09/2008, -0/+16Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
    • mrtrevin, on 05/09/2008, -0/+7I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
      • SanTe, on 05/09/2008, -0/+5But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
    • driftwood07, on 05/09/2008, -0/+3its hard to pick a favorite out of so many excellent tracks
    • surfacewound, on 05/09/2008, -0/+4I'm more of a Phil Collins man myself. I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.
  • unh0ly, on 05/09/2008, -1/+1lol @ birthmark
  • jawbreaker4fs, on 05/09/2008, -1/+5This is not an exit.
  • spidoman, on 05/09/2008, -6/+3Um.....all they did was basically explain the joke from the movie. It was meant to be a comparison of their manhood in the original, this is just 6th grade humor of heheheheehehe look a penis. look down when you're in the shower, you have your own to laugh at.
    • mendo, on 05/09/2008, -1/+1Unlike YOU!
    • h4k0r, on 05/09/2008, -1/+3OK spidoman, lets see you do a better parody and then you can talk some *****. I don't know about you but I enjoy a litte dick humor on fridays, especially to the tune of american psyco.
      • spidoman, on 05/09/2008, -2/+2The point is, the dick humor was already there in the original!
  • whatthefu, on 05/09/2008, -0/+3Today's Patty Winters Show was about UFOs.
  • CaptObvious, on 05/09/2008, -2/+13Come on, Digg. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
  • betkin1045, on 05/09/2008, -2/+0college humor is AWESOME!!
  • phrenzy, on 05/09/2008, -2/+0"Let me give you a professional tip. The word is ASK." -

    ... Oh wait... Wrong white collar psycho...
  • abood, on 05/09/2008, -0/+1there was always something odd about that scene. I guess business card to penis is a natural progression.
  • chrgrose, on 05/09/2008, -0/+4what the *****, belanie! What the *****!
  • MikeMcG, on 05/09/2008, -0/+2Sam Reich better own up to that ice cream sandwich offer.
  • anewname, on 05/09/2008, -0/+4Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!
  • Rizmaster, on 05/10/2008, -0/+6Try getting reservations at Dorsia now you ***** STUPID BASTARD!
  • innovaciones, on 05/10/2008, -0/+1Anyone knows how is really spelled "Dorsia"?
  • huggkruka, on 05/10/2008, -1/+4On the Patty Winters show this morning, a cheerio sat in a very small chair and was interviewed for close to an hour.
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