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All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale

theonion.com — GADSDEN, AL Avarice, sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath—were all committed Sunday during the twice-annual bake sale at St. Mary's of the Immaculate Conception Church.

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  • jfield1, on 07/05/2009, -1/+24Take that Kevin Spacey.
  • Arsi, on 07/05/2009, -1/+23Avarice, sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath...sounds like a regular day at digg
  • mastercosby, on 07/04/2009, -2/+21Nice try onion, you almost had me.
  • tmyprod, on 07/05/2009, -0/+13I knew there was a reason I kept coming back here.
  • netneutrality, on 07/05/2009, -0/+10I'm somewhat shocked to realise I've committed all of those in the last 12 hours.
  • ericthesalmon, on 07/05/2009, -0/+9That's a perfectly normal name for a Catholic church and does not mean what you think it means.
  • kspanks04, on 07/05/2009, -1/+9even though this is a joke its a pretty accurate representation of what happens in the institutionalized church albeit on a very frivolous level
  • ericthesalmon, on 07/05/2009, -0/+7That is the part of the article that is not a joke, try laughing at the other parts.
  • dzneill, on 07/05/2009, -2/+8no
  • Verytastycheese, on 07/04/2009, -5/+11LOL @ the church name!
  • Pinkertinkle, on 07/05/2009, -0/+5Doesn't Jesus absorb all your sins if you believe he will?
  • felman87, on 07/05/2009, -0/+5It's Sunday. You deserve some rest.
  • Genecalypse, on 07/05/2009, -0/+5BUT WAIT THERES MORE
  • Issius, on 07/05/2009, -0/+4It's called the Jesus sponge and it's only 9.95!
  • D3koy, on 07/05/2009, -0/+4Tricked again? It's ok, we all get fooled every once and a while
  • Khast, on 07/05/2009, -0/+37 deadly sins... or otherwise known as the 7 most fun things to do when your pastor isn't looking.

    good one, Onion, almost had me.
  • Ghostalker, on 07/05/2009, -0/+3Church activities contradicting church teachings... good/funny article, but not exactly satire.
  • Soleanthia, on 07/04/2009, -5/+8St. Mary's what? Oh, onion. Should have known.
  • felman87, on 07/05/2009, -2/+4I can haz lust now?
  • wtrwlkr, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2I grew up in Pensacola, FL. We called it LA (lower Alabama). I feel your pain. :(
  • sirjoebob, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2Pride is in conflict with the important idea of humility. Taking pride in accomplishments is different from being prideful. Being prideful keeps you from seeing your own errors and allows you to justify any behavior because you are better than doing something bad and if you do it, it has to be good.
  • Shaggy3, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2BUT WAIT
  • Thinkerofthings, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2Learn by example
  • PixelMagic, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2I live in Alabama :(
  • zyklon, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2Sounds like you're butthurt, TerekKincaid.
  • HurricaneDC, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2What have I done today...
    Lust: Yep
    Gluttony: Ate a lot of food today ^_^
    Greed: I didn't let my friend drink much of my sweet tea
    Sloth: Guilty of this every day
    Wrath: Flipped out at my friend for hitting me with his ***** lanyard
    Envy: Yep
    Pride: Mhmmm

    Yay hell sounds fun
  • dystra, on 07/05/2009, -0/+1now i want pie.
  • Nateon, on 07/05/2009, -1/+2Old as hell.
  • ericthesalmon, on 07/05/2009, -0/+1Cover your heathen legs Miss Wyckoff, you're in God's House!
  • minjae0810, on 07/05/2009, -0/+1Religion is a paradox
  • Philbert, on 07/05/2009, -0/+1I never got why pride is in the list. What's wrong with being proud of your accomplishments? Parents are always telling their kids "good job, you should be proud of yourself!".
  • Falldog, on 07/05/2009, -1/+1There's a Fullmetal Alchemist or Captain Marvel joke in here somewhere...
  • chrisnyce2002, on 07/05/2009, -2/+0hilarious! the onion is classic!!
  • Lamnent, on 07/05/2009, -6/+1The Onion SUCKS. Stop digging this crap.
  • Fjosnisse, on 07/05/2009, -8/+2I have nothing to say :(
  • Presbyterian, on 07/05/2009, -10/+1The only "deadly sin" is a suicide bombing.
  • TerekKincaid, on 07/05/2009, -18/+5Can we get a goddamn ban on any links to The Onion?

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