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- YoWhatDaFuxUp, on 01/20/2009, -0/+369Duct Tape should be in there somewhere
- timusca, on 01/20/2009, -0/+304So, basically... I'm either in an endless loop of being a poor bastard or no problem.
Sounds about right. - ChromaVita, on 01/20/2009, -10/+179I'm pretty sure this is how the country has been run for the past 8 years...
- Kriztov, on 01/20/2009, -8/+128This didnt hold up to the "I just killed my girlfriend test" so, I'm going to say nay.
- fadetoone, on 01/20/2009, -6/+114Did anyone else see the flow chart on "Big Bang Theory" last night? Hilarious.
Ah here we go... found it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xgjUhEG3U - chipperrocks10, on 01/20/2009, -1/+90Did you ***** with it?
- Dumbledorito, on 01/20/2009, -1/+62Good lord. That was old in the days of the fax machine.
I think every office break room had that pinned to the bulletin board, along with a "Hang in There" kitten poster. - Trael, on 01/20/2009, -1/+60it does if you refer to your girlfriend as an object.
"My dead girlfriend"
Does it work? No.
Did you ***** with it? Yes.
See flowchart. - Ustanik, on 01/20/2009, -0/+57You poor bastard
- AmnesiacJack, on 01/20/2009, -2/+56Works for dead hookers, I'm going to say yay.
- serif69, on 01/20/2009, -2/+54I think I saw this on Prodigy once.
- devinkray, on 01/20/2009, -5/+52omgwtfbbq infinite loopz
- bjorna, on 01/20/2009, -0/+36If you can't fix it with duct tape, it can't be fixed.
- dazparkour, on 01/20/2009, -0/+29Not true - You ***** with it, people now know, but you can blame someone else.
- PathDaemon, on 01/21/2009, -0/+23"Does the damn thing work?" [no]
"Did you ***** with it?" [yes]
"You dumb *****"
"Does anyone know?" [no]
"Hide it"
"No problem" - Gizza, on 01/21/2009, -0/+22Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it shouldn't, Duct it. If it doesn't move and it should, WD40 it. - linkmandx, on 01/20/2009, -1/+22Don't ***** with it.
- davidlow, on 01/20/2009, -2/+23The first time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
- mrbroli, on 01/20/2009, -0/+20I bought this shirt in New Orleans back in 2000. I promise you I will take a picture of it, post it on some image website, post a Digg link to it, get it ripped off by MrBabyMan, and have more diggs than all of Kevin Rose's posts combined.
- Sky0001000, on 01/20/2009, -4/+24VERY old... but good none the less..
- TheNyquilKid, on 01/20/2009, -0/+17Just came to post that, Best flowchart ever. I hope someone makes an image out of it.
- ClevelandBrown, on 01/20/2009, -2/+19You dumb *****.
- Sp00k, on 01/20/2009, -0/+17and WD 40
- ebarras, on 01/20/2009, -3/+19This is the oldest thing on the internet.
- minkusingh, on 01/20/2009, -0/+14Jump to Conclusion Mat?
- BotaXero, on 01/20/2009, -0/+13Isn't there like a hotline you can call for that?
- timusca, on 01/20/2009, -0/+12Being a poor bastard is a loop... I never said no problem was a loop. "Endless loop of being a poor bastard" and "no problem" are separate statements.
- speedk0re, on 01/20/2009, -2/+14touché. However,
1) you didn't invent it (i think i first saw it on fark like 3 or 4 years ago)
2) you watch "the hills"
dugg you up anyway for calling me out. - merreborn, on 01/20/2009, -0/+11I saw an ASCII version on ARPANET
- arabidturtle, on 01/20/2009, -0/+11i dugg u both down for being friendly towards each other.
- mwalker05, on 01/20/2009, -1/+10have we finally reached the point where office humor is so old that its being recycled by the next generation? sort of like when your little brother came home from school with all these really funny jokes, and they were the same jokes you remember telling when you were his age?
- domiciliphile, on 01/20/2009, -0/+8Dude, this IS his copy.
- feoren, on 01/21/2009, -0/+8They still make shows with laugh tracks? Wtf?
- MutatedNantuko, on 01/21/2009, -0/+8Determined or not, I bet that kitty is long gone by now.
- dajuggernaut, on 01/20/2009, -2/+10If you cant duct it, ***** it
- Bbanda, on 01/20/2009, -3/+11Turns out you are the asshat. I thought I made up that word once, asshat, then I heard it on "The Hills" the next day and I never used it again.
- machocheese34, on 01/20/2009, -0/+8dancing baby was broken once, they fixed it with this chart
- greenlight2001, on 01/20/2009, -0/+8It's both. Originally started as 'duct tape' then became a name brand as 'duck tape'.
- mrbroli, on 01/21/2009, -0/+7I'm a man of my word:
http://digg.com/comedy/A_t_shirt_flowchart_for_eve ...
MrBabyMan, it's all yours - Echuu, on 01/20/2009, -0/+7Yeah it was brilliant, and the episode was nerd-porn as usual :D
- itlnstln, on 01/20/2009, -3/+10Older than the Internet.
- megamod, on 01/20/2009, -0/+7It would be better represented by a Moore state machine diagram. That way it would only get out of the you poor bastard state when an event of "finding someone to blame" is triggered.
You wouldn't be looping infinitely through cycles checking to see if there is someone to blame and continuously switching between the "you poor bastard state" and the "can you blame someone else" state. - Bbanda, on 01/20/2009, -2/+9haha I figured I would get called out for watching the hills. I was forced just that one time... its god awful but damn those chicks are good looking. dugg up for being friendly unlike most of digg.
- houndeyex, on 01/20/2009, -2/+9FW: FW: FW: LULZ FLOWCHART FOR EVERYTHING
- marleymar, on 01/20/2009, -2/+9Dugg for You poor bastard - Can you blame someone else? - No - You poor bastard
- pepspaa, on 01/20/2009, -3/+10Let's hope Barack Obama has a copy.
- AquaOSX, on 01/21/2009, -0/+7ROFL. You're such a lamer. Prodigy is sooo old, you need to upgrade to AOL. It's awesome and you can get like 2000 free hours if you grab a disk from CompUSA.
- mattcarreiro, on 01/21/2009, -2/+9this is the flowchart obama found in the desk his first day
- KarlH, on 01/20/2009, -0/+7Have you looked in the ***** can?
- clondike7, on 01/20/2009, -1/+8i had a shirt with that chart on it... i wonder what the hell happened to it...
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