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- healy13, on 07/14/2009, -0/+82I was lucky enough to get My First Meth Lab with my i-Tattoo Electronic Tattoo Pen!
- mac888, on 07/14/2009, -1/+82it's log, it's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
it's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good! - Zippo, on 07/14/2009, -2/+55Don't forget Easy-Bake Oven and all those pink plastic kitchen sets... that teach little girls all about their rightful place as an adult.
And little dollies with strollers - especially the ones that actually burp and pee... to help girls learn that, one day, their lives will become chained to a screaming little ball of piss and *****... er, I mean "love". - bluehouse, on 07/14/2009, -0/+32what rolls downstairs alone or in pairs or even your neighbor's dog?
what's great for a snack and fits on your back? - damnshoes, on 07/14/2009, -0/+26Using my Creepy Crawler Bug Maker Oven has really helped me working at McDonald's.
- STBAT25, on 07/14/2009, -0/+25*****, I didn't even get any toys. My dad just gave me a garden hose and a rake.
- valmira, on 07/14/2009, -0/+24Don't knock the easy bake oven. You can make cake with a friggin light bulb. Everyone loves cake.
- bluehouse, on 07/14/2009, -0/+22good thing you are here to correct us. What would the Internet be without you?
For the record:
"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!" - FortyCaliber, on 07/14/2009, -1/+18I'll disagree with the barnyard one. Farm work is honest, hard work, and it is usually work that is necessary to keep the location functioning. Granted, manure isn't the best thing to play with, but it gets mixed with water and sprayed over all of the food you eat.
- mmd1080, on 07/14/2009, -1/+15Classic
(You both messed it up, btw) - skissors, on 07/14/2009, -1/+15Maybe if we tell'em it's noble, they'll stay in the damn kitchen.
- inactive, on 07/14/2009, -1/+14Migitalwarfare clearly doesn't have a sense of humor, or friends with a sense of humor and makes snap judgements about people based on their comments.
- kamakazitp, on 07/14/2009, -0/+10you assume that I haven't already forgotten what #6 was...
now I've gotta reload the page to find out, jerk.
(it was the janitor) - falser, on 07/14/2009, -0/+10The banker and politician play sets were all bought out.
- UV0001, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9Don't garbage men in NY make like 6 figure salary?
- AlexCV, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9I actually had a "toy business kit" that included a cardboard laptop, notepad, and fake checks. It didn't come with play money though so I promptly abandoned it for the toy garbage truck
- LoudMusic, on 07/14/2009, -0/+8I'll grant you the majority of those are pretty ridiculous, but the cleaning tools and the garden tools are things people just need to know how to do.
- DirtyVicar, on 07/14/2009, -1/+911. The Playmobil Airport Security Checkpoint... (1) because it's the future and (2) it's probably the only job that won't see layoffs or outsourcing to India.
http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3172-Security-Chec ... - inactive, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7It is sad to see people who do not know how to mop a floor. I mean I am not a professional janitor but there is more to it then dumping soap and water on the floor and swirling it around, subsequently making a larger mess.
- snowrider221, on 07/14/2009, -2/+9Tattoo artists are AMAZING artists in a lot of cases, and can make some major dough.
- InfectedTuna, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7Yes
- PowderedToasty, on 07/14/2009, -1/+8Yeah that's a weird one on the list, tattoo artists are artists not laborers.
- rossisdead, on 07/14/2009, -0/+7I love that the tattoo gun comes with the generic nautical star tattoo as a template.
- ftc08, on 07/14/2009, -0/+6I can't imagine that tattoo pen lending itself to any masterpieces. It's kinda hard to keep a jiggling pen steady.
- inactive, on 07/14/2009, -1/+7Oh how I miss having cable TV but not the bill or commercials or the general lack of quality programing so I guess I don't really miss it at all.
Ignignot: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. - inactive, on 07/14/2009, -1/+7Dont forget all the baby dolls and strollers preparing the little sheep to be breeders.
- XTomTomX, on 07/14/2009, -0/+6It appears someone has discovered Feminism 101.
(wink, snap, point) Heeeeey...good for you!! - deathcapt, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5Yeah, isn't the tattoo kit just a sharpy? I've done plenty of sharpy tattoos, they're mostly really hard. Being a tattoo artist takes a lot more skill than many other forms of art. I mean, they get 1 shot at it. They've got to do it on someone's skin, their pen is constantly shaking. Seems like it'd be really really hard to do.
- ParticleMan420, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5you guys arent lazy enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xsqV3zk1Y - customer, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5We smoke as we shoot the bird!
- XTomTomX, on 07/14/2009, -0/+4I got a rock.
- Mpwns, on 07/14/2009, -0/+4#6 is not so bad my father is just shy of 100k a year doing just that.
- Philbert, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4When I was a kid I had a toy General Lee with Luke and Bo action figures. That thing was rad!
I know, it's worth hearing twice right? - Joshislong, on 07/14/2009, -0/+4Seems like a regular pen would work better. Cheaper too.
- InfectedTuna, on 07/14/2009, -0/+4What?!?!?!?
Somebody has daddy issues ... - Suzilla, on 07/14/2009, -0/+4Someone please tell me this is a joke.
- inactive, on 07/14/2009, -0/+4I got a lawn mower for my 8th birthday.
- aarmero, on 07/14/2009, -0/+3when the mcdonalds cart popped up i actually laughed out loud, and got strange looks from my office workers O_O what a fantastic toy
- YENK, on 07/14/2009, -1/+4Sadly, I have owned every single one of those toys.
- thathappycat, on 07/14/2009, -1/+4Where's the plumber tool set?
- Scrappy1850, on 07/14/2009, -0/+3what's 10?
- erikwithaknotac, on 07/14/2009, -0/+3You fail at interwebz
- mxxz, on 07/14/2009, -0/+3I love my Bruder Mercedes-Benz Garbage Truck. YAY!!
- Jade10145, on 07/14/2009, -0/+3Pg 2 Taxi...Frankly, I would be proud to have a child who grew up to be Travis Bickle
- inactive, on 07/14/2009, -0/+3LEGO FTW!
Mechano goes better but the electronics kit kicks ass. Then there is the small remote vehicle with engine.
By these and by the time the kid is 12 he will be fixing your car. No time for dick heads in the hood, gotta make an aircraft, scratch built, write the program and build the interface! - themastersb, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2OH MY GOD! IT'S A BOMB!
- XTomTomX, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2That, plus they get to eat what they kill.
- LoudMusic, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2If someone can teach me how to mop pet hair I will forever be indebted to them. Once it's wet it just sticks to the floor and not the mop. It's a tough job keeping a house with two people, two cats, and two dogs even remotely hair-free.
- lelebelle, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2These were some of my favorite toys when I was a kid! The McDonald's thing was kickass.
- EddieCW, on 07/14/2009, -0/+2I knew that my parents were up to something...
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