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8 Unethical Ways to Get Traffic to Your Blog

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jan 4, 2008

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  • somespecial, on 01/04/2008, -1/+56I wrote about that first advice last year, can I please have a link
  • russianmike, on 01/04/2008, -2/+419. Make a post on 8 Unethical Ways to Get Traffic to Your Blog.
  • inactive, on 01/04/2008, -2/+30Your Mama
  • suxmonkey, on 01/04/2008, -3/+26whoops lol i sux :)
  • digjam, on 01/04/2008, -1/+21how about just posting the following videos:
    1. iphone
    2. Ron paul
    3. Some random hot girl
  • somespecial, on 01/04/2008, -4/+23I was just trying to be funny
  • gbarberi, on 01/04/2008, -1/+20You forgot the link. I need something to click.
  • Retnuh730, on 01/04/2008, -4/+232girls1cup.com
    That'll fix that clicking problem of yours.
  • racketboy, on 01/04/2008, -2/+14Please tell me you aren't critiquing a RickRoll.....
  • andrewcsayer, on 01/04/2008, -1/+13You could also create a massive database of user submitted stories that people can thumb up or thumb down. The story with the most favorable outcome after running it through a complex algorithm that would even make the world's smartest rocket scientist's nose bleed and present the article on a "front page". Good as gold. Dollars in the bank.
  • Darrelc, on 01/04/2008, -3/+14D-. Not even an original or funny rickroll. plus most people must know uuiU now.
  • wonderchemist, on 01/04/2008, -1/+12Post a link on digg.com?
  • QGYH2, on 01/04/2008, -1/+107. Steal articles straight off the front page of Ebaum and post them as your own. Be very very careful as 98% of their material is stolen from someone else and you don't want to steal from the original source.

    heh! Jokes aside, this guy makes some excellent points.
  • iDiggIt42, on 01/04/2008, -3/+12"suxmoney"? At least you live up to your name.
  • inactive, on 01/04/2008, -0/+8You can get ANYTHING on craigslist I promise
  • zeebo323, on 01/04/2008, -0/+5Wow, that site sucks.
  • implied, on 01/04/2008, -4/+9Humor?
  • koicho, on 01/04/2008, -1/+6Just use words that people can't refuse to digg... you know like iPhone, Ron Paul, RIAA....

    In fact I bet if you submit a link with the title "RIAA detained Ron Paul's iPhone" I bet you it will get diggs without even been clicked on.

    In fact I am going to try it... :) (probably get burried...)
  • JaceFuse, on 01/04/2008, -0/+4Don't knock it. It worked.
  • mrsteveman1, on 01/04/2008, -2/+6Except you posted text, not a link.

    Fail
  • Caalro, on 01/04/2008, -1/+4Create a 'Top #' list
    'Ron Paul'
    'Apple creates'
    'Firefox is better because'
    Article mentions 'digg'
    Impeach Bush
  • inactive, on 01/04/2008, -0/+3KILL IT...
  • Traiklin, on 01/04/2008, -1/+4don't forget

    Boobs
  • stephengotlost, on 01/04/2008, -0/+2It boils my blood too...
  • alexkorova, on 01/04/2008, -0/+2"Note: This is humor, not actual advice. Enjoy!"
  • GhostSniper, on 01/04/2008, -2/+4Fail.
  • tymme, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1You forgot Ubuntu.
  • koicho, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1Ooops... here is the correct link:
    http://www.digg.com/political_opinion/RIAA_detains ...
  • umber2007, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1D'oh, the above comments weren't there when I wrote that.
  • yfguitarist, on 01/04/2008, -2/+3"Write a funny song hire a cute girl that can sing on Craigslist ."

    Huh?
  • digjam, on 01/04/2008, -1/+2On Digg.. atleast it doesnt go thru any complex algorithm which makes the world's smartest rocket scientist's nose bleed...simply Kevin Rose reads all new upcoming articles..the ones which he likes are promoted to front page with the digg admin page...its that simple..
  • Markpdotcom, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1sucking off men?
  • bdsams, on 01/04/2008, -2/+3he stole his information from http://www.bsams.net
  • GeneralGore, on 01/04/2008, -1/+2That wasn't funny.
  • austinnowlin, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1This isn't funny at all.
  • mhuggins, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1And then pay one of those sites to digg it to the front page!
  • BlogCrawler, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1A few more funny ways to get free publicity for your blog:
    http://www.twisted-dna.com/2007/10/28/best-publici ...
  • Chimbles, on 08/29/2008, -0/+1Ha ha ha ha this is awesome!
  • missingnoh4x, on 01/04/2008, -0/+1FTA: "Steal articles straight off the front page of Ebaum and post them as your own. Be very very careful as 98% of their material is stolen from someone else"
    What would that 2% be?
  • arjung, on 01/04/2008, -0/+19 unethical ways...
  • skyfire1, on 01/04/2008, -5/+6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature ...
  • staffrocket, on 01/05/2008, -0/+1public domain articles and cereal box titles.
  • iDiggIt42, on 01/04/2008, -1/+1Eh, that was a reply to Darrelc. Hooray comments system.
  • kingcelebrity, on 01/04/2008, -0/+0http://www.kingcelebrity.com hates John Chow and Your Mama.
  • someguy9, on 01/04/2008, -1/+1this is actually really good advise
  • willscottsi, on 01/04/2008, -1/+1Not only did 2 girls 1 cup fix my clicking problem, it fixed my Digg problem. It's taken me 20 minutes to come back. Bleh.
  • RizzoFrank, on 01/04/2008, -0/+09. Join the Million Visitor Club. http://www.millionvisitorclub.com
  • beachblonde, on 01/04/2008, -0/+0I'd advise against that type of advice...ahem.
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