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- rawnzilla, on 04/19/2009, -0/+74Ah, the Dick Destroyer. Or as I call it, the Penis Flytrap.
- inactive, on 04/19/2009, -1/+37what if a woman forgot she was wearing the RAPEX device and went to have consensual intercourse with a partner?....the horror that would ensue :(
- Sublex, on 04/19/2009, -5/+34Getting my penis barbed would just make me more pissed...
- digitalpencil, on 04/19/2009, -1/+28* Purchasers of The Rapex Rapist Dick Destroyer were also interested in the CheckMate Semen Detection Test Kit.
Afraid your teen daughter's getting frisky with that bastard neighbor kid with the pierced lip? From the same family-friendly corporation that brought you 'The Bulletproof Bag' and 'The MyBaby Lo-Jack' comes the 'CheckMate Semen Detection Test Kit'! Simply steal a pair of her panties and start ***** about with 4, that's right 4! different bottles of weird blue ***** and applicators. The CheckMate Semen Detection Test Kit can tell you in minutes whether your pride and joy is nothing but a two-bit whore who should be buried up to her shoulders in the back yard and pummeled to death with large rocks.
Remember, infidelity happens - don't let it happen to you!
http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/kt100.html
ps: your daughter's a whore.. - shitdigga, on 04/19/2009, -1/+19Barring the Dick Destroyer, I'd gladly add these items to my risk management portfolio.
- vsujohn2, on 04/19/2009, -0/+17I think the rapex might "prevent" rape in the traditional sense. But it would probably increase the murder rate associated with rape.
- javiero, on 04/19/2009, -0/+16Check out the FAQ on the Rapex page for a good laugh
http://www.rapestop.net/faq/index.asp - JFitzpatrick, on 04/19/2009, -2/+15If I didn't have a small child in the house (thus guns are secured in a child proof manner) I'd totally get the shotgun-bed-holster. That's pure awesome and rather handy.
- reddikilowatt, on 04/19/2009, -0/+12They need to market rapex to men in prison too.
- Malteserr, on 04/19/2009, -2/+13Nothing like roasting those kids who love to sit on my car's hood and everyone near them
- jordantneff, on 04/19/2009, -0/+10Say what you will, but I'd love to have a flamethrower security system for my car.
- Trailerboy531, on 04/19/2009, -0/+10dugg for Sarlacc Pit vagina.
- PeterFile, on 04/19/2009, -1/+9I can't imagine how uncomfortable that Rapex device must be.
- wastelander, on 04/20/2009, -1/+9I like how 90% of the comments here are about the vagina with teeth--kinda gives you a peek into the psyche of the typical digger.
:-) - Lykil, on 04/19/2009, -0/+7I used to have nightmares, where every vagina in the world had teeth, like those in the rapex device.
- Vodd9, on 04/19/2009, -0/+7Thanks to Rapex, the jokes about vaginas with teeths are now reality.
- diggduggjoe, on 04/20/2009, -0/+6That would be very rare, that device seems pretty rigid. I think she would be very aware of her state. I imagine it would be like a guy having a pen up their ass and forgetting about it. Though it is possible, I think I would notice anything up my ass, even if it wasn't painful. Rapex is practically a dildo, so I am sure she would retrieve her penis trap before you get caught in the pregnancy trap.
- wastelander, on 04/20/2009, -0/+6It doesn't prevent rape at all--it only works if you are raped.
- maqikelefant, on 04/20/2009, -0/+6Why would you imagine someday wanting to rape a woman?
- MerchantofPanic, on 04/19/2009, -2/+8When it comes to dealing with the morning alarm, that bed attached shotee would come in real handy.
- Csaliture, on 04/20/2009, -0/+6I can think of so many bad situations with the rapex that dont involve rape. Like a crazy pissed off girlfriend getting revenge or some forgetful girl you brought home from the bar...
- diggduggjoe, on 04/20/2009, -0/+5My favorite part in that part was:
"You could get out of bed, but what is this, North Korea? You could just let the criminals and zombies eat you, but that's the Canadian way."
My bed does need a headboard. I think this opens up some interesting design possibilities. - meganbdeel, on 04/20/2009, -0/+5you are one sick *****. seriously.
- inactive, on 04/19/2009, -2/+7The ***** is wrong with you?
- MaynardJK, on 04/19/2009, -0/+4As a gun owner, you should know that you could store it without a round in the chamber and with the safety on then. Or you could point it the other way at the wall.
- maqikelefant, on 04/20/2009, -0/+4Did anyone else think of a Fallout Vault when reading about the panic rooms that could withstand biological and nuclear attacks?
- WalkerTXclocker, on 04/20/2009, -1/+5I can see it now...
Pissed Woman: Oh, baby, I want you.
Guy: Sweet!
Guy: Oh *****...what the...AHHHH! - Arramol, on 04/20/2009, -0/+4I want something like the car flamethrower, but mounted on the back as a deterrent to tailgaters.
- wastelander, on 04/20/2009, -0/+3I don't think the condom is secured to the woman, although the image is amusing :-)
- MidnightRIder77, on 04/19/2009, -2/+5The problem I see with the rapex is girls forgetting they are there then some unlucky guy getting his penis stabbed because the girl forgot she had a barbed wire fence in her vagina and forgot to remove it after either getting too drunk or coming home.
- vsujohn2, on 04/20/2009, -0/+3Yes, it sort of does, which is why i said rape in the traditional sense. His penis won't physically touch the walls of your vagina. You could say the same thing for a condom, but the thickness makes a difference.
- MaynardJK, on 04/20/2009, -0/+3You can have it loaded and not have a round in the chamber. That was my point.
- djcurry, on 04/19/2009, -1/+4The rapex would probably cause the rapist to kill the girl then just rape them.
- Nysul, on 04/19/2009, -0/+3Apparently so did native americans.
http://books.google.com/books?id=IsyQu1kDK-kC& ... - MMusick, on 04/19/2009, -0/+2Rapex is like a booby trap for your vagina.
- chpsnick, on 04/19/2009, -0/+2Woot !! I live right near that guy whose picture is under the safe room. Not exactly a safe room, rather a shooting range under his backyard.
- diggduggjoe, on 04/20/2009, -0/+2"But, it was only date rape. I gave her a roofie and she wanted it so bad."
I think the idea makes sense, but it could get the guy too mad. However, most worthless. piece of *****, rapists are just going to want the damn thing off their *****.
I would add something else to Rapex to make retaliation less of a risk, but may wish to save that for the patent office. - wastelander, on 04/20/2009, -1/+3If your paranoid enough to have a shotgun strapped to your bedside, I imagine your going to want to have it loaded--but pointing it in the other direction does kinda make sense.
- Samurai77, on 04/19/2009, -0/+2Why worried much?
- javiero, on 04/21/2009, -0/+1"the empty aplicator should remind you"
:S - Sylocat, on 04/20/2009, -0/+1I don't know... it could certainly distract him long enough for her to get away...
- daveandtom, on 04/23/2009, -0/+1Wow. Thats some crazy stuff. But hey it might come in handy!
http://www.koldcast.tv/video/series_opening_teaser for Safety Geeks - Devine122, on 04/20/2009, -0/+1"If only I had teeth down there!"
*shudder* - Sylocat, on 04/20/2009, -0/+1You just know that right now, some couple is purchasing this for their own use...
- burgerkinghorn, on 09/02/2009, -0/+1Like a Gelgamek vagina.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104227 - PeterFile, on 04/20/2009, -0/+1But women don't walk around with dildos inside of them constantly.
- inactive, on 04/20/2009, -1/+2So women need to stick this in there pussy every outing? How ***** lame..what about period times? Rape stop then?
- Sylocat, on 04/20/2009, -1/+1It's not much bigger than a dildo, and women tend to like those...
- Torturor, on 04/20/2009, -0/+0Serious much?
- Zortrium, on 04/20/2009, -0/+0I like how the panic room full of guns has what appears to be a rubber band gatling gun (bottom, left of center). Just in case the rubber band apocalypse comes.
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