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- Androfire, on 05/01/2008, -3/+66Water? Pass me some of that *****.
- ARanc, on 05/01/2008, -4/+657. GTA IV...
- MacParrot, on 05/01/2008, -5/+63NOOOOOoooooo! Not kittens too!
- rdrysdale, on 05/01/2008, -0/+42The three-headed kitten is scaring the crap out of me.
- wafflez, on 05/01/2008, -1/+43Have you ever sucked dick for water?
- inactive, on 05/01/2008, -2/+38Vagina?
- kazersoza, on 05/01/2008, -3/+32WoW, WoW, WoW, WoW, WoW and WoW.
- Pilot85, on 05/01/2008, -1/+27OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
- amanilaenvelope, on 05/01/2008, -3/+227. OGC
- smurf22, on 05/01/2008, -1/+18***** selling weed, I'm going to sell water.
- Metatron197, on 05/01/2008, -3/+18Have you ever sucked dick water?
- spineaches, on 05/01/2008, -1/+16you can be addicted to anything.
people give other people so much ***** for being addicted to drugs, tobacco, alcohol, etc. while virtually everyone is addicted to SOMETHING. it doesnt have to be something "bad" for you. - bigd063, on 05/01/2008, -4/+18HEROIN
- Samsong, on 05/01/2008, -0/+12Porn
- hellokerryberry, on 05/01/2008, -0/+10Seriously Cracked, it's 6 items. You can't fit that on one page?
- mattwalton56, on 05/01/2008, -0/+9"...lurk the streets at night, preying on junk like some sort of hobo vampire."
Damn, cracked it amazing. - inactive, on 05/01/2008, -0/+8Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
- anarchyinthekr, on 05/01/2008, -0/+7buried...just fueling the addiciton
- aantix, on 05/01/2008, -1/+8They forgot.... nasal spray.
Seriously, when the box says don't use it more than three days, they mean it. Otherwise when you try to go off of it your nose will close up solid like a cement block. Coming off of the stuff was the worst experience of my life. Can't breath, no sleep, anxiety.
Read these horror stories.
http://www.runfatboy.net/blog/2006/07/10/nosespray ... - jackspade, on 05/01/2008, -1/+7The human brain is a mysterious lump of fat,
- ChronicColonic, on 05/01/2008, -0/+6I bet the water was awful cloudy and salty in taste....
uh, I have heard. - euro22, on 12/17/2008, -4/+9Have you ever watered dick to suck?
- weaksnyc, on 08/14/2009, -0/+5..
- sq2shooter, on 05/01/2008, -0/+4I've seen the results of a water "addiction". Years ago I spent a lot of time in an ER for my job. They had a patient who would show up a handful of times a year due to her water overdosing. She would drink absurd amounts of water every day, then would occasionally go on a bender for a few days. If I remember correctly, she would up her intake to one of those large bottles that you find on a company water dispenser. She would drink at least one a day, and in a few days, would basically o.d. on water and come into the emergency room suffering from hyponatremia. She was more than happy to talk about her condition to whoever was willing to listen. I would classify it as more of an obsessive compulsive disorder than an addiction though.
- MadTom, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3Personally I have played WoW, got to 70 within a month, have been playing for another 3 months, and getting ready to quit.
- davidrools, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3I think the name "cracked.com" came from the fact that all their friggin articles are cracked into two pages...or maybe its the drugs they're on
- Dmurphyman, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3If you actually read it you would of noticed :
"See, the orthorexia nervosa sufferer's fanatical desire to consume the correct foods comes with the problem that their idea of what "correct" means is entirely subjective and often nutritionally unsound. Eating 10 cans of pinto beans a day sounds healthier than eating ten Big Macs, but both diets leave out important nutrients and will reward you with DEFCON 5 flatulence. And at the end of the day, your body just needs fat. A diet with zero fat can kill you just as effectively as too much, though most of us are a very long way away from experiencing that for ourselves."
Although admittedly the sub title for it was perhaps a little miss leading, especially if your just skimming through the entire article. - inactive, on 05/01/2008, -0/+3I'm a member of VA.
- Ranvier, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Never seen a title that is self-referential like that before.
- inactive, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Chalk it up to my drinking.
- inactive, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2crack is whack
- Lugano, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2You'll be back, they always come back...
- MadTom, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3But you knew it.
- okinau, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3Dugg for the compulsive need to have a f**kload of books.
- ravage86, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Where? How much do you want for it?
- yellowfish04, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2you wanna go cheese, man?
- 4nikate, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3Uhm.. Defcon 5 is peacetime..
- Zarokima, on 05/01/2008, -2/+4Well, I would be sad too if I was adopted and unloved.
- DJWingMan, on 05/01/2008, -1/+3Umm... I think they forgot an important one we are all addicted to....
THE INTERNET.. - inactive, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg
Gotta make this story big! - SuperJimmyJimbo, on 05/01/2008, -0/+2I can stop anytime I want. I've done it hundreds of times before. I don't have a problem. Really, I don't..
- thesupergeek, on 05/16/2008, -0/+1Geez, what a load of *****!
- tito184, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1"Eating 10 cans of pinto beans a day sounds healthier than eating ten Big Macs, but both diets leave out important nutrients and will reward you with DEFCON 5 flatulence."
Best line of the day. - inactive, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Read: You can become addicted to anything
- iamdan1, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1It wasn't the best example, but consider eating healthy as if a person won't eat anything that has any fat or salt or anything bad. Like the article says, you can die from not enough fat, it is like anorexia.
- Skooma714, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1"Gsteriods"
Is that in the new Ubuntu? - blemm, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1Well, that's kind of the point. If you were addicted to actually eating healthy you--you know what, forget it. Just...forget it.
- wushu18t, on 05/01/2008, -0/+1refined sugar?! seriously, of the substances i've done...that nag for a soda or candy bar or fruit juice happens many times a day. i've only felt that way with smoking and i quit that quickly, but sugar...it's everywhere! *****, i'm thinking of something sweet to NOM NOM on right now.
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