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- kitsua, on 06/29/2009, -1/+160The human body can take so much more than is commonly believed. We live in harmony with bacteria and germs 100% of the time and they are actually a vital part of our makeup. In fact, the modern habit of obsessive cleanliness and fear of germs could actually be argued to be detrimental to our collective health - developing children need to establish defenses against common germs and are fantastically adept at evolving to withstand them. Take them out of the equation and you have a generation who is more susceptible to allergies, more asthmatic, more prone to disease and so on.
As a bachelor who lives in his own place, I can assure you that the human immune system is an incredibly powerful system that is capable of handling levels of poor hygiene that would shock a medieval toilet attendant. - analreceiver, on 06/29/2009, -1/+119Yes, and I still find the picture sexy
- inactive, on 06/29/2009, -1/+81Dugg for:
"Look, if you showered in the morning it's unlikely your dick is very contaminated. If anything you've probably made your clean dick a little dirtier by touching it with your filthy hands." - serif69, on 06/29/2009, -1/+70Welcome to digg, SpazAttack5000. It looks like you've missed some of the reading material in the welcome packet. To briefly brush you up, here is a list of things to expect in the comment section here on digg:
• "your mom" jokes
• horrendous puns
• ASCII art of pedobear, Admiral Ackbar, Ollie, and others
• ***** THE [insert subject of article here]
• paraphrasing of liberal blowhards
• paraphrasing of conservative blowhards
• "That's what she said"
• Grammar correction
• Making fun of MrBabyMan
• Additional silliness
• Actual comments on the article (these are rare)
I hope you enjoy your stay here on digg. Enjoy the sushi. - Manther, on 06/29/2009, -0/+57I've thought the same way for a few years... It's nice to get some confirmation. I mean, how could showering and putting on clean underwear possibly make your privates nastier than your hands which are uncovered and used to touch EVERYTHING?
- Talphin, on 06/29/2009, -0/+50Seriously, does anyone still use their hands to flush public toilets anymore? Perhaps someone should start pumping out toilets with a pedal on the floor for flushing. It will save us the agony of having to lift our foot off the ground, and risk slipping and falling face first in the toilet.
- Andrewbot, on 06/29/2009, -7/+55"remember that every dollar bill you touch has potentially been in a Chippendale's dancer's G-string at some point"
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK - blitzwing85, on 06/29/2009, -1/+49Of course, my skidmarks tend to skew the average a bit higher.
- str3ama, on 06/29/2009, -0/+46Atoms are neither created nor destroyed. The number of atoms in the universe are finite, it means that atoms are recycled. All living creatures poop. Dinosaurs pooped. Jesus pooped. If all atoms are recycled, that means that when you were born you were made of atoms. Atoms comprise everything, including poop.
Therefore you are partially composed of Dinosaur and Jesus poop. Discuss. - Lefts, on 06/29/2009, -1/+39No doorknobs?
- dgcarbs, on 06/29/2009, -0/+38maybe someone could also invent a toliet that flushes automatically when you walk away from it
- kingmanic, on 06/29/2009, -0/+31Soap or soap dispensers: Soap is a really harsh environment for bacteria. extreme PH kills bacteria extremely well. The only thing you need to fear is either toxic chemical contamination or the bacteria 'around' the soap dispenser. But the soap itself and some hot water will address the bacteria and it's unlikely that there would be many toxins left over after a good rinse with warm-hot water.
The dispensers may be passing out viable bacteria but it's count would be drastically lower than the handle on the washroom door. - MikeFromAmerica, on 06/29/2009, -0/+29If people are getting parenting advice from Cracked, we're already too late.
- serif69, on 06/29/2009, -7/+35"The human body can take so much more than is commonly believed"
That's funny, I taught that to your mom last night. - burntcookie90, on 06/29/2009, -0/+25not possible. how in the world would it know. unless there was a hidden camera at its base. if so does that mean someone would be watching us, waiting for us to finish?
- EddiePotato, on 06/29/2009, -0/+25Totally agree. The only thing to really worry about is the odd hepatitis or flu virus hanging around which might slip though your defenses. But people are fooling themselves if they think they can avoid contact with all the baddies. My personal phobia is the grab rails on buses and subways, since you can actually see the smelly bums touching them before you do!
- benderillo, on 06/29/2009, -0/+24Dugg for the girl taking a dump in the washing machine.
- SpazAttack5000, on 06/29/2009, -0/+20You sir are a genius.
- orangefly, on 06/29/2009, -0/+20one of my biggest fears....toilet bowl face plant....
- ulmanor, on 06/29/2009, -2/+21Yes, this just what we need: more hypochondriacal B.S. in a world wherein parents already won't let their children play in the dirt.
- KibblesnBitts, on 06/29/2009, -3/+21Dugg for ruining my day, yet expanding my knowledge at the same time.
- Scrappy1850, on 06/29/2009, -2/+20my dick
- duewydo, on 06/29/2009, -1/+17The picture of the dollar in the dudes junk?
- WeaselwithAGun, on 06/29/2009, -0/+16Enjoy our *****. Bear.
- pathouston22, on 06/29/2009, -0/+15Then your face is near the hurricane within the toilet. You now how many germs come flying out?
- 4degrees, on 06/29/2009, -0/+15on that note, you should be washing BEFORE you use the can...
- ivanmarsh, on 06/29/2009, -0/+14Paris Hilton.
- hello3u, on 06/30/2009, -0/+14There's sushi?
- EddiePotato, on 06/29/2009, -0/+14Then what happened?
- orangefly, on 06/29/2009, -0/+13then he turned the lights on and off three times....
- Mawds, on 06/29/2009, -0/+12Cool story, bro.
- ipushmycar, on 06/29/2009, -0/+11zomg no!
- serif69, on 06/29/2009, -0/+10Actually, I don't do that. I don't speak like that at all, in fact.
- inactive, on 06/29/2009, -1/+10Your boss is a prude, and if female, in need of a good ***** or two.
- Spanq, on 06/29/2009, -1/+10"...I just think to myself, they've probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact, they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to sort of give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven't touched anything that's been in their ass."
- boobsbr, on 06/29/2009, -0/+9just use a piece of paper to press the handle.
- EddiePotato, on 06/29/2009, -0/+8Dugg more for "sh*t Sherpa".
- xero69, on 06/30/2009, -0/+7No, it's not comforting at all thank you.
- amorrise, on 06/29/2009, -0/+7Your mother Trebek.
- Zaxcomp, on 06/29/2009, -0/+7I seldom encounter a bathroom without automatic flushing sensors. I welcome our piss watching overlords.
- AustinMandi, on 06/29/2009, -0/+7Dugg for oddly erotic urinals.
- jnuffnuffnomnom, on 06/29/2009, -0/+7the keyboard tastes like snozzberries!
- phyx726, on 06/29/2009, -0/+7I flush it karate kid style
- bakaferret, on 06/29/2009, -1/+7Inspired by this?:
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-04-17 - Jeepy, on 06/30/2009, -0/+6We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world?
- Zaxcomp, on 06/29/2009, -0/+6Most people assume that you wash your hands after pissing because the act of pissing is a dirty process. You actually do it because the bathroom is the place where sinks are at, and usually the only such place. In whole, you don't wash your hands because genitalia is exceedingly germ-ridden, you do it because it is the only place you can, and you wouldn't have gone in there had it not been to piss.
- frostbyt, on 06/29/2009, -0/+6Who can't use their dick to open a door?
- Kajaah117, on 06/29/2009, -1/+7I follow George Carlin's ideology on germs: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids. ...
- Atario, on 06/29/2009, -0/+5"And both will wind up cleaner than that guy's hands who, after issuing his disapproval, touches one of the dirtiest surfaces ever invented by man: the handle on a bathroom faucet. Then he compounds the infestation when he touches the handle on the restroom door on his way out."
Which is why I wash the faucet handles where I'll be touching them, while I'm washing my hands.
And why I use the paper towels to both dry my hands and open the door.
This stuff ain't rocket surgery, kids. - GeyserShitdick, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4i'm rockin about a full gram right now
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