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"Speaking as men, we can tell you--when an animal has lost interest in its own penis, it wants to die."

If that sentence alone is not a cogent & thorough argument for extinction, I don't know what is.

i'm loving the panda one, reminds me of fight club

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species."

I can say that I've had the 'privilege' to see and smell the corpse flower when it has bloomed. We have one at my college and it bloomed last year. It actually drew a ton of people to our college to come and see it. People actually gave money to go and be in the same room with it. It didn't actually smell too bad.. more like garbage that maybe needs to be changed. It's sad because I happened to go and see it when a group of 4th graders were there.. and they definitely smelled worse than the corpse flower.

I've heard geese were endangered, we should get rid off those annoying birds.

Those pictures rocked!

I'm gonna bookmark this site...I like their writing style a lot.

What about the Jaguar Shark?

***** pandas.

The rotten flesh smelling penis plant, never seen that one before.

Not the cuddly, wuddly panda!

One list from cracked that I actually enjoyed.

buried for LACK OF A HUGE FRICKIN' SPIDER WARNING!!!

HA! Panda's enjoy eating more then sex!

"Why does it exist? Because Satan is real, and He hates us very much." LOL

Panda is my favorite animal..

Without pandas how would we get delicious Panda Express???

Manbearpig.

Seriously, those spiders need to go, now.
If we're lucky PETA will show up and get between us and the spiders providing an effective meat shield.

I think the ***** sound have been #1

I have to admit, I looked behind me on the spider's bit. But Pandas...naw...the list is backwards. Or maybe that freshwater shark should be number 1?

Stingrays, Eaglerays, whatever the hell those things are, they need to be added to this list!

Wanted: Species, Dead
(Stingrays)
- Killed Steve Irwin (RIP)
- Jumps out of the water, onto boats, and ***** impales people
- Did that last one not sink in... jumped OUT of the water, ONTO a boat, and IMPALED someone with a SPEAR attached to its tail
- (A detachable spear, filled with poison, goddamnit)

"As if a giant spider that can bring down a moderate-sized flying animal wasn't bad enough, it's one of the "hissing bastard spiders" (that's actually its full scientific name), the creepiest creature to exist outside of a horror novel. At this point, evolution clearly just started piling in everything nasty that could possibly fit: Its spit can dissolve flesh down to the bone AND it can shoot invisible hairs that cut your eyes and mouth. While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature."

I thought it was pretty clever and funny actually, until it got to the Panda part.. That pretty much just ***** me off.

Lolth would never allow it.

"While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature."
lol I agree. I ***** hate spiders. And icky insects. Let's kill them all.

With the exception of the panda, this article is spot on. It is educational and funny; if only we could fill digg with more articles of this quality.

"we'd probably have to look into just poisoning the water somehow, or perhaps creating a chemical reaction that will turn all of the rivers into a powerful acid. How else will we make the waters safe for our children?"
lmao

yeah an article that really needed to exist. lame. animals are already ***** enough. buried.

So killer bees, no ***** that, all bees should be on that list. I can go without honey, and I'm sure other bugs would pick up the slack when it comes to pollination.
Vote ***** Bees in 08

7. Humans.

NSF anyone who can't stand spiders. gggggg.... Tried, but failed to read any further. Sorry, Cracked.

Gnarling Chihuahuas.

Finally! Someone agrees with me. Pandas need to go. They're the goofiest animals on the planet. If mumu doesn't want to do suesue, even after watching panda porn, then mumu and suesue need to be taken out back and summarily shot.

Not the cuddly wuddly panda!

"When you've looked down and seen a screaming Frisbee-sized spider with its fangs sunk in you, you're probably going to need to be thrown out of an airplane into a volcano before you'll ever feel mildly concerned again."
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>sarcasm< Save nature!!! ...unless it is uncomfortable to hug that particular species. It should live only if it has importance to human kind. >end sarcasm< (HTML tags don't work for sarcasm i guess)

Chuckled... but shallow.

Yes we should play Gods killing animals that we don't like the look of. OR NOT

I'm hoping the point was to poke fun at people who want to save the whales but couldn't care less about the much larger numbers of species of endangered inverts on the planet (which are arguably more important than whales). Unfortunately I think those same people (of whom there are many) would seriously agree with the article O_O.

"It doesn't make webs, or leap great distances--it just slowly sneaks up behind things and jumps on them. Yes, just like in your nightmares. Go ahead and check behind you. We'll wait."
...Thank you, I think I will.

oh em gee I hate that spider.

Absolute comical genius.

Pandas might be doing it themselves (by not doing it themselves)

nice