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- HeDiggMe, on 03/25/2008, -4/+102"Speaking as men, we can tell you--when an animal has lost interest in its own penis, it wants to die."
If that sentence alone is not a cogent & thorough argument for extinction, I don't know what is. - Hefelumpman, on 03/25/2008, -1/+52buried for LACK OF A HUGE FRICKIN' SPIDER WARNING!!!
- serif69, on 03/25/2008, -0/+47I would, but they're not interested.
- Hobbes24, on 03/25/2008, -0/+40i'm loving the panda one, reminds me of fight club
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species." - DrDragun, on 03/25/2008, -0/+33No need if you visit Digg regularly
- Niubai, on 03/25/2008, -4/+27"Why does it exist? Because Satan is real, and He hates us very much." LOL
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -3/+23***** pandas.
- Sogui, on 03/25/2008, -4/+24Stingrays, Eaglerays, whatever the hell those things are, they need to be added to this list!
Wanted: Species, Dead
(Stingrays)
- Killed Steve Irwin (RIP)
- Jumps out of the water, onto boats, and ***** impales people
- Did that last one not sink in... jumped OUT of the water, ONTO a boat, and IMPALED someone with a SPEAR attached to its tail
- (A detachable spear, filled with poison, goddamnit) - w00tdigg, on 03/25/2008, -0/+20Without pandas how would we get delicious Panda Express???
- TrystTempleton, on 03/25/2008, -0/+19I can say that I've had the 'privilege' to see and smell the corpse flower when it has bloomed. We have one at my college and it bloomed last year. It actually drew a ton of people to our college to come and see it. People actually gave money to go and be in the same room with it. It didn't actually smell too bad.. more like garbage that maybe needs to be changed. It's sad because I happened to go and see it when a group of 4th graders were there.. and they definitely smelled worse than the corpse flower.
- Coffeedemon, on 03/25/2008, -1/+15Cockroaches are endangered where you come from? Where is that exactly... Antarctica?
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -1/+14Uhh, yeah it was obviously fake. It was just as obviously a joke!
- absurdist, on 03/25/2008, -0/+11Sounds like the majority of human females.
- Kohaxx, on 03/25/2008, -0/+9Seriously, those spiders need to go, now.
If we're lucky PETA will show up and get between us and the spiders providing an effective meat shield. - Wandel, on 03/25/2008, -1/+9Is that a statement or an order?
- screensnot, on 03/25/2008, -0/+8Check out this page for people who keep these spiders as pets:
http://animal-world.com/encyclo/reptiles/spiders/G ...
And read this comment left on that page:
"I dont like my pet so much after he nearly attempted to kill me >=[. I tried to touch him and he keeps running or biting me so i wore rubber dishwasher gloves and he bit right through them and through my fingernail. it took 2 months for my fingernail to grow back because i had to remove it due to severe penetration and infection. he is a mad spider, he has bit me like 4 times now and left 1 fully permanent scar from accidently "hooking" its fang to my top of hand and ripped the skin. it never shot hairs at me though. it also ran away and scared my sister like crazy because it went on her bed. dont touch the spider or put him on your hand because he once went on my hand and would never get off. if you push him off, he'll bite you and go back on. and he puts webs all over your hand and if you try to pull the web out he'll bite you and run up your arm.
Jonny 2007-05-30" - oldhick, on 03/25/2008, -2/+9Those pictures rocked!
- razorsharpwit, on 03/25/2008, -0/+6Kind of?
- j4nj1m3n3z, on 03/25/2008, -0/+6I've heard geese were endangered, we should get rid off those annoying birds.
- mywhitenoise, on 03/25/2008, -1/+7You should write for Rodney Dangerfeld.
And, Sarah...I have to break it to you, someday you may BE a mother-in-law. - WNW3, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5Try being married
- razorsharpwit, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5Why?
- kev310, on 03/25/2008, -1/+6The rotten flesh smelling penis plant, never seen that one before.
- absurdist, on 03/25/2008, -0/+5hu·mor (hymr)
n.
1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1
from The Free Dictionary - ydt89, on 03/25/2008, -3/+8I thought it was pretty clever and funny actually, until it got to the Panda part.. That pretty much just pissed me off.
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -1/+5Pandas are like women, no wonder they're going extinct. If it weren't for men we wouldn't have made it past the stone age.
- Metalcard, on 03/25/2008, -1/+5HA! Panda's enjoy eating more then sex!
- fantasticFlan, on 03/25/2008, -2/+6First, Cracked's priorities are humor. Second, this list doesn't purport to have any order.
- djangoxl, on 03/25/2008, -5/+9I'm gonna bookmark this site...I like their writing style a lot.
- razorsharpwit, on 03/25/2008, -3/+7Pandas deserve to be extinct by now.
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4Lolth would never allow it.
- diversionmary, on 03/25/2008, -0/+4holy *****.
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -1/+4Because they look unique and cute.
- ryan926, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3Not the cuddly, wuddly panda!
- Clumber, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3NSF anyone who can't stand spiders. gggggg.... Tried, but failed to read any further. Sorry, Cracked.
- kingvik, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3but your mom is.
- girlpirate, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3It's really more of a half bear half man-pig
- soulpatrol, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3"It doesn't make webs, or leap great distances--it just slowly sneaks up behind things and jumps on them. Yes, just like in your nightmares. Go ahead and check behind you. We'll wait."
...Thank you, I think I will. - Mootabolife, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3"We stopped at 32 teeth and started on fingers, you just kept going, and now you'll see why that was a bad investment."
- Poggins, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3I'm not funny :(
- piffboy, on 03/25/2008, -0/+3"When you've looked down and seen a screaming Frisbee-sized spider with its fangs sunk in you, you're probably going to need to be thrown out of an airplane into a volcano before you'll ever feel mildly concerned again."
dugg - merwin420, on 03/25/2008, -1/+4With the exception of the panda, this article is spot on. It is educational and funny; if only we could fill digg with more articles of this quality.
- razorsharpwit, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2Second!
- yeahclick, on 03/26/2008, -0/+2Thank you. That made me feel so much better about my fear of spider pictures.
- sk8bomb1067, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2Scared the ***** out of me when i first opened it.
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2There's more where that came from... http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0602.htm
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -2/+4"While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature."
lol I agree. I ***** hate spiders. And icky insects. Let's kill them all. - ronaldinho, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2You must be new to digg
- inactive, on 03/25/2008, -0/+2The jokes are better than the pics IMO.
- Warbick, on 03/25/2008, -1/+3Golden.
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