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Who dugg this? Made popular May 12, 2009

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  • digmule, on 05/12/2009, -2/+68I thought I would live my whole life without seeing a bear suck his own dick. I was wrong.
  • Sublex, on 05/11/2009, -2/+40"Uh oh, mom. Kill me!"

    I laughed.
  • tidu, on 05/12/2009, -0/+33this quote will one day grace your tombstone
  • dbdrum, on 05/12/2009, -4/+33Yay, more of Cracked's demonstration of the worst green screen production on the web.
  • SmooveO, on 05/11/2009, -5/+28get the motha ***** snake off the motha ***** baby!
  • YojanV, on 05/11/2009, -2/+20Words, just cannot... I... you... WHY?

    Having regained typing abilities though, that was fantastic in its humour/terror blend. Like a good coffee blend. But in video form. Without the sweet taste, lovely smell and caffeine rush. But with the enjoyment, and subsequent headache.
  • Deathbyeggroll, on 05/11/2009, -2/+17Number 5 left a bad taste in my mouth.
  • inactive, on 05/11/2009, -2/+16what in the blue *****...was that a manatee...flipper-***** itself?
  • Ommatidia, on 05/12/2009, -1/+14Python?

    Are you animal retarded?
  • add1802, on 05/12/2009, -0/+10saw that during a 6th grade field trip to the zoo... never could quite look at teddy the same....
  • OfNumbers, on 05/11/2009, -2/+11That Dolphin was on a mission.
  • morrissey79, on 05/11/2009, -3/+10The cavalcade of animal masterbation....I laughed, I cried, I averted my eyes. I couldn't breath for moments there, I was turning red and gasping for air. Swaim,...you owe me a new heart valve. You are the new king of physical comedy.
  • N2O1138, on 05/12/2009, -1/+6Dugg for Eraserhead
  • Shogun213, on 05/12/2009, -1/+6I bet you are used to that taste
  • spaceageminds, on 05/12/2009, -2/+7I think the most important question in this thread is this...where can i get the video of The Baby vs The Cobra.
  • morrissey79, on 05/12/2009, -1/+6specific much?
  • mswaim, on 05/12/2009, -0/+5Yes, that's true. Is there a better way to do it without using HD footage? I'm serious. You say "keyed dv footage in final cut" as if that is a known problem, and that's exactly what we did. So I'm here to learn. What is better? Why shouldn't you do that? This question's for anyone.
  • MatzahMan, on 05/12/2009, -2/+6#4 scared the ***** out of me
  • morrissey79, on 05/12/2009, -0/+4The term is reptilian challenged, let's be PC m'kay?
  • Spoomeister, on 05/12/2009, -0/+4paging conan o'brien...
  • Xenioula, on 05/12/2009, -3/+6I was determined to not like it, but I could not stop laughing. I have not had such a great laugh since November 2008.
  • inactive, on 05/12/2009, -0/+3Yeah didn't quite catch that one either...and i wasn't about to rewind it.
  • ligyron, on 05/12/2009, -0/+2Original YouTube link for that one? That's one of the most awesome things I've seen in a while
  • iamacyborg, on 05/12/2009, -0/+2What!?? Animals do it!

    It's bulletproof. Thank you cracked.com.
  • Platysquirrel, on 05/12/2009, -1/+3This moment will gone on to be remembered as the only time in my life I was laughing while throwing up.
  • dfielder, on 05/11/2009, -1/+3Ohh man number 4 was so ***** funny
  • muleskinner, on 05/12/2009, -0/+2first, its not a python. Its a cobra.
    Second, the stupid ***** who use cobras like this slice out their venom glands and their fangs, leaving them "harmless", a process that usually has very unfortunate results for the animal.
  • add1802, on 05/12/2009, -0/+2fta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agBMxX1SeJo

    that kid knows no fear...
  • JEH225, on 05/12/2009, -0/+2final cut's keyer kind of blows, you'd be much better off using keylight in Adobe After Effects, or another program that is designed for it. It's really hard getting a good key in final cut, no matter how good your footage is. Here's a tutorial, it is a little old but the principles hold true http://library.creativecow.net/articles/kramer_and ...
  • morrissey79, on 05/12/2009, -0/+2Breathe...ya, I correct my spelling mistakes. You wanna fight fight about it?
  • ArmedNDangerous, on 05/12/2009, -6/+8Oh god. This unfunny douche Swaim again.
  • joeljohnson, on 05/12/2009, -4/+5get these monkey fighting snakes off this monday to friday plane.
  • ArvinJA, on 05/12/2009, -6/+7This is like AFV, and I hate AFV, is it automatically funny when cracked does it?
  • lewikee, on 05/13/2009, -0/+1You were sort of right...you saw two bears do that.
  • bonofosho, on 05/12/2009, -1/+2yes, and it only takes you 13 hours lol
  • ChinezePanda, on 05/12/2009, -0/+1I have no idea what kind of snake it was.

    and to say its a cobra... well sir... I challenge you...

    WHAT KIND of Cobra is it?
  • lightishred, on 05/12/2009, -0/+1That part made me pee a little. The subtitles were so perfect.
  • PartyCat, on 05/12/2009, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6HFRXjIic

    i think it's adorable. if slightly annoying.
  • JEH225, on 05/12/2009, -0/+1yeah i was thinking the same thing, it looks like they keyed dv footage in final cut.
  • darthloser, on 07/25/2009, -0/+1so 4 for and 3 suck? that's kinda less then half
  • Ommatidia, on 05/12/2009, -0/+1Given that they refer to the child as "That One Indian Kid", I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that it is an Indian Cobra.

    But, seriously, who the hell can't recognize a cobra?
  • Decipi, on 05/12/2009, -1/+1I did not know animals did that........I wish I still didn't know.
  • HisFavoriteAxe, on 05/12/2009, -4/+4Oh, Swaim. You're adorable.

    Although, I'm talking more about when you wear the sweatervest than the facepaint.

    But still adorable.
  • Deathbyeggroll, on 05/12/2009, -0/+0COME AT ME BITCH
  • bonofosho, on 05/12/2009, -0/+0holy crap and here i thought her was a specter all along
  • guardgurl, on 05/12/2009, -2/+2I still thought they were cute.
    Nvm. I just saw number #1
  • TheMu, on 05/12/2009, -2/+2Everything is funny when Cracked steals it. Even when they all look like ***** who are half-assin' it.

    /s
  • Decipi, on 05/12/2009, -0/+0Shouldn't it be fight-fight?
  • laterthandawn, on 05/12/2009, -3/+3God, I ***** hate snakes.
  • Thirit, on 05/12/2009, -1/+1hahaha, this video also tried to be cute http://cli.gs/MnuaQQ
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