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- FeartheKnighted, on 08/20/2008, -1/+353Ok I think the last two are totally justified, is there something wrong with me?
- vladsmiljanic, on 08/21/2008, -2/+170Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the telemarketer calls Jerry:
Jerry: This isn't a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
[hangs up phone] - maadmonkey, on 08/21/2008, -0/+146So.... anybody know the spam guys adress?
- Regulator980, on 08/21/2008, -0/+141Name: Alan Murray Ralsky
6747 Minnow Pond Dr,
West Bloomfield, MI 48322
AKA: Alan Ralsky
5016 Patrick Rd. West Bloomfield, MI 48322
248-661-3355
http://www.bonkity.com/ralsky.asp - britblogger, on 08/21/2008, -4/+109love the Jehova's Witness revenge...
gonna use that some day. - jserio, on 08/21/2008, -10/+98GEORGE: I've got some plans. I got plans.
JERRY: What kind of plans?
GEORGE: What's the difference?
JERRY: You don't wanna tell me?
GEORGE: I'm gonna slip him a mickey.
JERRY: Where are you gonna get this mickey? I can't believe I'm saying "mickey"!
GEORGE: I got a source.
JERRY: You got a mickey source?
JERRY: What is the point of all this?
GEORGE: Revenge.
JERRY: Oh, the best revenge is living well.
GEORGE: There's no chance of that. - GoatMonkey2112, on 08/21/2008, -0/+83The last 2 seem pretty reasonable. Push your religion on someone who is trying to push their religion on you. And spam the spammer. If they can do it, you should be allowed to also.
- JonLatane, on 08/21/2008, -1/+79If I was fired at 62, a few years from retirement, I'd be pissed. Porcupine poop would just be the start.
- foldor, on 08/21/2008, -1/+76The spammers revenge is by far the best. I hate guys like him who prey on stupid people. It's just to easy.
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -1/+74I really liked REVENGE OF THE SPAM HATERS.
What goes around comes around :D - HaloZero, on 08/21/2008, -1/+62Sizzler Guy revenge isn't awesome. Sizzler Guy's a ***** jerk, he deserved no tip.
- liongoesroar, on 08/21/2008, -0/+60Doesn't say she was arrested, just asked to leave.
- BoneheadFarker, on 08/21/2008, -0/+56"The next day, Beal showed up at the post office carrying two five-gallon buckets full of worms, grubs, and porcupine poop"
Please...someone tell me where I can find large quantities of porcupine poop... - Zarokima, on 08/21/2008, -1/+57Probably from behind porcupines.
- badnewshotel, on 08/21/2008, -0/+49The waiter one was crazy... do that in Texas and you're likely to get shot before the police show up.
- Kajico, on 08/21/2008, -9/+57REVENGE OF THE NON-WITNESS
Jane White
why did they arrest this woman instead of give her a medal? - Defiant001, on 08/21/2008, -0/+47They are both very annoying, so yes, they are justified
- Knomez, on 08/21/2008, -0/+46Not even a little bit.
- VenDrake, on 08/21/2008, -0/+45Yeah, forget the poop, I'd be throwing the porcupines.
- jerrasis, on 08/21/2008, -2/+46It pays well, and I sit on my ass all day.
I have no shame. - shakeZ, on 08/21/2008, -4/+42buried for being a telemarketer
- inactive, on 08/21/2008, -0/+37I think the revenge on the spammer is the best. But my second favorite revenge is this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjNw-J7uK6o - bagelmaster, on 08/21/2008, -3/+40***** hypocritical Jehovah's Witnesses. They'll bother the ***** out of us but if we return the favor they call the cops. I think I should call the cops next time they show up at my door for trespassing.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 08/20/2008, -7/+43Revenge is sweet, but this list is sweeter. The revenge of the bad waiter definitely is crazy!!
- wonderbriefs, on 08/21/2008, -0/+35I was a telemarketer in high school and had a guy actually use this one on me. But I turned it around on him.
Guy: Why don't you give me your home phone number and I can call you back at your home.
Me: Sure that would be great.
Guy: I don't think you heard me.
Me: No sir, I did. You want to call me at home and I think that's a wonderful idea. You see, while I'm at work I'm under strict behavioral guidelines such as reading at least three rebuttal screens within a call if the customer gives me the opportunity, and only removing the prospect from the calling list if they specifically use the phrase, "please take me off your calling list."
Guy: I don't think you understand. I want to call YOU at YOUR home because people don't like to be called at home.
Me: Fantastic! You know what I want to talk about when you call? Well I can't tell you right now, that's for sure. They'd probably fire me for that! *laughing to self* You got a pen yet Mr. ____
Guy: (grunting in frustration)
Me: My number is 320-
*click* he hung up on me.
Needless to say, I tried a few more stunts like this and was eventually fired. Really, telemarketing is retarded for a million and one reasons, but mostly for hiring smart-ass 16 year olds. - Br3ach, on 08/21/2008, -0/+30No, spammers are not human
- hillkiwi, on 08/21/2008, -3/+30I like Christopher Walken's 'prank' on the guy that steals his parking spot.
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=29358809879 ...
(Jump to 1:50 to get past the first bit) - jurvusbob, on 08/21/2008, -2/+28Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader?
- kidlover69, on 08/21/2008, -0/+26"I let my anger sort of overrule my judgments," SORT OF?!
- FleetAdmiral, on 08/21/2008, -0/+25I loved the fact that he got what he gave. Definitely a case of not being able to take what he dishes out!
- espoandy, on 08/21/2008, -0/+24Nope, the last one is the most epic
- antigravit42, on 06/14/2009, -1/+25I guess you can never go wrong with 5 gallons of worms, grubs, and porcupine poop.
- cyrix, on 08/21/2008, -1/+22It's a shoop and it will whoop you.
- FishThePirate, on 08/21/2008, -1/+22The one about the spammer warms my heart like a bottle of spicey Christmas rum.
- jerrasis, on 08/21/2008, -10/+29As a telemarketer, I find this funny.
- Traiklin, on 08/21/2008, -2/+20I had a Black Lab named Zeus.
They showed up at my door one day and he slammed against the door barking and his fur was standing on end, My mom was yelling "Zeus stop it!" a few times, by the time she reached the door they were gone (almost from the block) and didn't come back for about 7 years.
so just get a dog that looks like a hell hound and give it a name that will freak them out and they won't be back for a long time. - inactive, on 08/21/2008, -1/+19The internet is amazing.
- jpohl, on 08/21/2008, -0/+14Not in my experience :(
- t3rmv3locity, on 08/21/2008, -7/+21Dugg for the thumbnail.
- Hoogs, on 08/21/2008, -1/+14http://shop.neatorama.com/avactis-images/elizabeth ...
- nerdherder, on 08/21/2008, -1/+13It really is a great book to read on the toilet. And a lazy father's day gift.
- sv650touring, on 08/21/2008, -0/+12Wikipedia's not perfect, but I believe them when they say potatoes are a vegetable. They're starchy, and quite different nuttritionally from the green veggies the woman obviously wanted, but "a starch" isn't a good description unless you're on some kind of diet that classifies food that way.
- bagboyrebel, on 08/21/2008, -2/+14why are people digging this up? It's just spam (and yes, I do know what it is).
- jaredcat, on 08/21/2008, -3/+14Is your mother proud of you?
- Rach1251, on 08/21/2008, -0/+11If you don't count 18 months in federal prison as going wrong.
- Zarokima, on 08/21/2008, -3/+14Jehova's Witness was deserved, but the other three were indeed just *****.
- LR2_, on 08/21/2008, -0/+11The whole episode: http://www.trilulilu.ro/bogdanbobu/231e7c6fb21ac1
Particular scene starts around the 10min mark. - Sil369, on 08/21/2008, -1/+12family guy visual right there
- tendonut, on 08/21/2008, -0/+11Uh huh...
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