Sponsored by HowLifeWorks
Who Gets To Use Unsold Cruise Cabins at Huge Discounts view!
howlifeworks.com - How to access once-in-a-lifetime trips at significantly less than full price
46 Comments
- OMGNinjas, on 07/16/2009, -0/+37"Gentlemen"
- foopirata, on 07/16/2009, -0/+21What, not even a mention of Eli Cohen, the Israeli spy who almost became the Syrian Minister of Defense?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Cohen - alacran7, on 07/16/2009, -0/+20FTA: Although MI5 initially had doubts about his unpatriotic track record, he made a deal to get pardoned for his crimes and to keep any money he made off the Nazis, they accepted his proposal because ***** Germany.
lol - GreenMushroom16, on 07/16/2009, -0/+16Are you kidding? That scene where his wife drops the Uzi down the stairs and manages to kill approximately 20 terrorists, and then Arnold proceeds into making the most bad ass flamethrower ever. Not to mention the ending where the governator headshots the head terrorists with a F-16's missile. ***** Epic.
- jbj479, on 07/16/2009, -0/+14Best quote:
"You see, the Germans were on to her, and fed her false information as well as healthy doses of penis."
HAHA - Snoogs, on 07/16/2009, -0/+10How about Arnold in the beginning of True Lies when he smashes the heads of the two rottweilers together... fn sweet.
- SirLowKey, on 07/16/2009, -0/+9Mata Hari performed during the WWI period, not the WWII period.
- daviz0, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6Michael Westen
- Phaedryn, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6I watched an interview with his brother once. Amazing story (plant trees...wow...lol), with a sad ending (unfortunately an all too common one in that line of work).
- zeth006, on 07/16/2009, -1/+7More like a licensed hitman.
- roessnakhan, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6Wow, Duquesne was a badass.
- Walwyn, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Duquesne:
"His prison was the old castle in Cape Town. The walls of the castle were extremely thick, yet night after night, Duquesne dug away the cement around the stones with an iron spoon." - Wikipedia
Shawshank Redemption Anyone? - aforsberg, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5"stay."
- landrypants, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4ewww, i really hope she didn't preform during her period...
- RealmDown, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4It's temporary. Q Branch will come up with better ones for him.
- Misterberu, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4"Be quiet, or pornography starring your mother will be the SECOND worst thing you've seen today."
- plainOldFool, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4or the part where Tom Arnold is fat.
- urik88, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3"According to his brother and fellow Mossad agent, Maurice Cohen, Eli Cohen was third in line to succeed as president of Syria, at the time he was discovered"
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... - nigelsan, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3FTA: Born Margaretha Zelle, she became Mata Hari in 1903 when she found out another dancer had stolen her first choice of names, Titsa Flappin.
***** genius. - buu2, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Damn, Fritz is the man. They really should make a movie about him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Joubert_Duquesn ...
Correction; they made 2 movies about him: an old noir film with mediocre reviews called "The House on 92nd Street" and a documentary. It really deserves more than that - piieerrrree, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Fritz Joubert Duquesne should've been first.
- bbrigg1, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Close second:
"Sure, it would make him a lot less likable, but you'd also have to wonder how any light ever escaped the gravitational field emitted by his massive balls" - cjr71244, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2that's the only movie where tom arnold was worth watching
- skit4king, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2spy is sapping my sentry!
- kaosethema, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Duquesne... real badass
- rghtstff12, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2Funny. Interesting. Shaken. Not stirred.
- 7aji, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1I think it's safe to say that after Casino Royal, every man got bigger balls than Bond.
- remakeru, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1What you said it's actually funny but you are being buried because you forgot to /s :))
- Jeddycakes, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1dobermanns
- duggtodeath, on 07/22/2009, -0/+1It was Harrier jet.
- MrOmniscient, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1Am I the only one that thinks Mata Hari looks kind of like a dude?
- Vindexus, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1I hate it when I find the last few items on the list less badass than the first few ones.
- bringitontimx, on 07/16/2009, -1/+2http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/s ... Josef Fritzl?
- jrm125, on 07/16/2009, -1/+1Hey, I saw Casino Royale. Bond has no balls left (hole in the chair and rope mace.....ouch!)
- inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+0The real world is scary and filled with spies.
- skipvt, on 07/16/2009, -1/+16. Peter Ortiz - one of the most decorated Marine officers of World War II. He served in both Africa and Europe throughout the war, as a member of the Office of Strategic Services (OSS). Ortiz's decorations included two Navy Crosses, the Legion of Merit, the Order of the British Empire, and five Croix de Guerre. He also was made a Chevalier of the Légion d'honneur by the French. Plus he was that frenchy officer dude in the movie Rio Bravo.
- inactive, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1And?
- hmunkey, on 07/17/2009, -1/+1He doesn't do any "spying".
- inactive, on 07/16/2009, -2/+2I was beginning to think I was the only person who had ever seen True Lies! Thank you sir.
- ShiftyBizniss, on 07/16/2009, -2/+1"the Germans were on to her, and fed her false information as well as healthy doses of penis" LOL
- ivanmarsh, on 07/16/2009, -6/+2Any non-fictional spy has bigger balls than Bond.
- inactive, on 07/16/2009, -9/+4How can you tell if you've never seen his balls?
- chicagojack, on 07/16/2009, -18/+12Jack Bauer
- Foxprowl, on 07/16/2009, -13/+4What an...OCTO-pussy.
I hope the eye brow raise and annoying pitch of my voice comes through on that. Otherwise the buries won't be worth it. - mandarin, on 07/16/2009, -13/+3Its a fictional character , does anyone who work in Cracked.com live in the real world?
- Phillycook2, on 07/16/2009, -14/+3Jack Bauer? He's not a spy - he's a terrorist.



What is Digg?