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5 Naked Photos of my Mum [SFW PIC]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 2, 2009

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  • bloodhound01, on 07/02/2009, -0/+917Smallest Screenshot Ever.
  • TobiasParker, on 07/02/2009, -8/+643Mrs. Cartman?
  • domfosnz, on 07/02/2009, -0/+460I love how they are listed under 'Antique'.

    I noticed that this auction has been taken down. Maybe someone hit 'buy now'.
  • Fishn2, on 07/02/2009, -0/+340Free frame?

    Good deal.
  • Shazbuckle, on 07/02/2009, -25/+350That bitch! Making her son clean up the garage!

    At least she's getting what she deserved
  • megaton, on 07/02/2009, -7/+280That whore! Raising, caring, feeding, and loving her son!

    At least she's getting what she deserved
  • borez, on 07/02/2009, -2/+233Could make that JPEG a little smaller next time please.
  • Coottie, on 07/02/2009, -4/+212Can you make it smaller? I can actually still read it but just barely.
  • upick, on 07/02/2009, -1/+151What an evil child, I'm surprised the photos didn't haunt him, must be MILF photos
  • Coottie, on 07/02/2009, -3/+125Mom...if you were in a German Shiester video you'd tell me right?
  • cobophers, on 07/02/2009, -0/+118Pics or it didn't happen
  • wrestlingnrj, on 07/02/2009, -0/+92I kid you not, one of the managers at my work had me set up the resolution on his 24" monitor to 800x600. He said it looks better that way.
  • piieerrrree, on 07/02/2009, -3/+89If i wasn't cleaning up mums mess in the garage i would never have found these. They were probably taken by her boyfriend Alan. Matte photographs.
    If you're going to make someone clean up your crap you might want to go through it first. Mum said "I'm not paying you you can put what you can sell on trade me if you want some money'. thanks mum
    selling to maky money
    No reserve.
    free frame for the winner
    have a look at my other listings
    Happy Bidding.
  • ProfessorSYM, on 07/02/2009, -0/+85And check out the Q&A section at the bottom of the bid page, it is pretty awesome.

    "Does your mum come with a free washing machine? geoffery (69 ) 10:12 pm, Wed 1 Jul
    Answer: my mum is a washing machine 9:36 am, Thu 2 Jul"

  • esteskid, on 07/02/2009, -6/+89It sounds more like something a daughter would do.
  • AndrewJC, on 07/02/2009, -1/+79@Coottie: I think you mean scheisse. :)
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  • GuitarHeroDenn, on 07/02/2009, -0/+65"Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!"
    "Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
  • ProfessorSYM, on 07/02/2009, -0/+62He put it back up (minus 2 pics, I guess):

    "3 glamour shots of my mum

    * Current bid: $10.50
    * Reserve met Reserve met
    * Closes: Wed 8 Jul, 8:45 pm
    * Listing #: 227126106

    $5 reserve.

    Photographed semi professionally by alan. matte photographs.

    Free black frame for the winner can hold 3 photos.

    We've had a previous listing withdrawn because of complaints from people. I hope that this auction is allowed to run.

    These images are artistic portraits."

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Photographs/Portrait/ ...
  • ProfessorSYM, on 07/02/2009, -1/+58http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Photographs/Portrait/ ...

    (He had to take the original down, but he put three back up as "artistic portraits")
  • IamNOTmrT, on 07/02/2009, -0/+55Each day NZ gets a little bit stranger
  • cabdirazzaq, on 07/02/2009, -3/+57Needs. More. Punctuations.
  • KevenM, on 07/02/2009, -14/+66BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL NOW YOU'LL GET BILLY MAYS' MUM'S PHOTOS FOR FREE! GET 10 PHOTOS FOR THE PRICE OF 5! CALL NOW TO GET THESE 10 PHOTOS FOR JUST $19.99!
  • falafelkiosken, on 07/02/2009, -1/+52whadda you talking about? It looks great on my 320x240 monitor
  • cyoder, on 07/02/2009, -0/+45".............sure hon, good night!"
  • ruckfules, on 07/02/2009, -0/+44Wow. He auctioned off his mother's nude photographs with a starting bid of $5. You'd think his mother would at least be worth $5.50.
  • TVarmy, on 07/02/2009, -0/+43"MOM!?!" - Scout, Meet the Spy. http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_en ...
  • k3rfuffl3, on 07/02/2009, -0/+40UNDER 9000!
  • borez, on 07/02/2009, -1/+41It stops them getting dirty..

    No...wait.
  • waisosrs, on 07/02/2009, -0/+39You must be really young. Back in the day, pictures were real, physical objects that were the product of light passing trough a section of film inside of a camera. When the film was all filled up you take it to a store to have it developed. The next day you show up and the nice man hands you a bunch of pictures. And back then, the only way to erase a photograph was to light it on fire.
  • TheNik, on 07/02/2009, -7/+45Cool story, bro. (im american thats how we dont give a *****)
  • Tiptup300, on 07/02/2009, -1/+39Dude, just enhance it!
  • dse78759, on 07/02/2009, -1/+38How do we know this was a son? Sounds more like a b*tchy daughter.
  • voze, on 07/02/2009, -1/+38Auction down, I bought them, sorry guys.
  • TheNik, on 07/02/2009, -3/+39@AndrewJC: I was going to be a smart-ass and correct you further by spelling it scheiße, but then I remembered the Germans have stopped using that in favor of "ss." :(
  • Xplorer, on 07/02/2009, -1/+36Its fine size for 600X800 users....
    /s
  • DrDragun, on 07/02/2009, -1/+36She keeps her naked pics framed? What, did she used to have them hanging on the wall before they had kids? lol...
  • ProfessorSYM, on 07/02/2009, -0/+35He had to take down the original set of 5 due to complaints, but he put up a new listing for only 3 photos (my guess is they are less racy).

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Art/Photographs/Portrait/ ...

    Let the bidding begin!

    PS: Be sure to check out the Q&A between him and potential bidders at the bottom of the listing. It includes such gems as...

    "Does your mum come with a free washing machine? geoffery (69 ) 10:12 pm, Wed 1 Jul
    Answer: my mum is a washing machine 9:36 am, Thu 2 Jul "
  • weister42, on 07/02/2009, -2/+33Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his picture resolution!?
  • anexanhume, on 07/02/2009, -0/+30Actually, I'm confident they would haunt him most if they were MILF photos. Many doubts he would be having, yes.
  • Salif, on 07/02/2009, -0/+30Cartman: Knock it off you guys, she said she was young and needed the money.
    Stan: Cartman, those pictures were taken like, last month.
  • passedoutghost, on 07/02/2009, -0/+30Antique? Should have listed it under Used Hardware.
  • begbegbegbegbeg, on 07/02/2009, -0/+29How about tree-fitty?
  • TrueBuckeye, on 07/02/2009, -0/+26He can use some of the money from the sale of the pics to cover his therapy sessions.
  • sexybobo, on 07/02/2009, -1/+28No one ***** cares if this was on reddit.
  • inigomntoya, on 07/02/2009, -0/+26Probably his mom...
  • SteveThePlank, on 07/02/2009, -0/+21I'm guessing the mother found out and won the bid.
  • Oline61, on 07/02/2009, -0/+22WAT 9000!?!
  • scy1192, on 07/02/2009, -0/+21Ctrl+Scroll Wheel
  • mrpunman, on 07/02/2009, -0/+20My sarcasm level has just been upgraded
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