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- homemadejam, on 12/31/2008, -3/+250Although this is a pretty funny article, it really does get the message across the people. I think it is really well written. And this is the sort of stuff you want in colleges and places like that.
- whyteeford, on 12/31/2008, -2/+231Kudos to Cracked for taking a serious subject, making it funny, yet keeping it serious. A paradox, I know, but thumbs-up to them for pulling it off.
- Sublex, on 12/31/2008, -4/+156Don't drink and drive kids!
- inactive, on 12/31/2008, -1/+138This is one of the most serious articles I've seen from cracked.
kudos? - VenDrake, on 12/31/2008, -2/+117Are you kidding? This article doesn't know anything.
Why just last week my cousin spoofed one of those breathalyzer tests by eating a jar of Vaseline and cramming a roll of Mentos up his ass! - poog99, on 12/31/2008, -7/+103The Drunk: entertainment for the sober
- Fhwqhgads, on 12/31/2008, -61/+151Here's an idea: Don't get drunk like a ***** idiot.
- Corbinwaltz, on 12/31/2008, -0/+87who else re-read sucking on pennies?
- hagerman, on 12/31/2008, -2/+83Wow, an article from Cracked that's all on one page.
- drakkie, on 12/31/2008, -0/+70drive kids where?
- dha07030, on 12/31/2008, -3/+59Because everyone loves the drunken idiot.
- bagboyrebel, on 12/31/2008, -4/+55I'm kind of surprised that you have positive diggs right now. Whenever I say anything critical about drinking I get buried into oblivion.
- Expl0siv0, on 12/31/2008, -6/+56Because everyone loves the holier than thou ***** who doesn't understand you can drink and have fun and not be a total drunken loser.
Not saying you have to drink to have fun. - Dagreenman, on 12/31/2008, -1/+47that last bit is a downer, but it is true. don't drink and drive. stay and drink some more! or call a taxi.
- Tyrghast, on 12/31/2008, -1/+46"L - R: Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie"
As usual, the best part of any cracked article are the captions under the pics. - Someguy101, on 02/19/2009, -17/+61I rarely say this in public but I really don't get the appeal of drinking...at all. It tastes like ***** (more like diluted horse piss or lighter fluid actually), I hate the feeling of being drunk and honestly I'd much rather be sober and holding an intelligent conversation with someone. I thought I was the only one that felt this way...
Clearly though I'm very much in the minority with this opinion. - inactive, on 12/31/2008, -7/+50Parties are actually more fun when they don't involve lots of vomiting and property damage. Maybe it's an age thing...
- inactive, on 12/31/2008, -6/+46The best part:
But wait, it gets worse. A study by the American Medical Association found that ingesting aspirin actually slows the rate at which your body metabolizes alcohol. Not only does that increase blood alcohol levels, but it makes the effects of the alcohol last longer. So if you feel better than usual when you wake up in the morning, it probably means you're still drunk.
And while that may sound like a pretty awesome solution, especially if it gets you to work in time, you'll think differently when the delayed hangover hits you like a truck a few hours later. Or alternately, when you literally drive head on into a truck on the way to work because you're both drunk and hungover. - inactive, on 12/31/2008, -2/+41More like Van Gogh: you're nuts, and none of your contemporaries respect you.
- cannonball, on 12/31/2008, -0/+38This gave me chills:
"It's almost a statistical certainly that by New Year's Eve of 2009, at least one of the people reading this will be dead due to a drunk driving accident." - droszell, on 12/31/2008, -8/+46sucks to your asmar
- Benno, on 12/31/2008, -1/+35diluted horse piss sounds better than concentrated horse piss
- nepidae, on 12/31/2008, -4/+36Drink something besides natty lite or 3 dollar vodka and it can actually taste good.
- SMFB, on 12/31/2008, -0/+27yes entertainment and babysitting can be similar
- DeadPlasmaCell, on 12/31/2008, -0/+27Anyone else have to urge to have doggy style sex with the chick in the preview picture?
- leif77, on 12/31/2008, -0/+26I totally agree... i enjoy having a few and getting loosened up but the thought of blacking out or passing out just rubs me the wrong way...
- jshooter1377, on 12/31/2008, -2/+26I found a way to beat the breathalyzer test! Take the batteries out of it beforehand!
It is a useless hunk of junk without batteries! - PCloadLetterWTF, on 12/31/2008, -0/+21I think what he was trying to point out is that he (and 15 others at the moment) read it as sucking on penises.
- MrWally, on 12/31/2008, -0/+21Yeah. Cracked has been surprising me with how well written their articles have been recently.
- stix213, on 12/31/2008, -0/+21I think when the officer sees you taking the batteries out, there is little need for the actual test at that point.
- RoloTomasie, on 12/31/2008, -0/+21Dugg for "it's only gay if someone sees you."
- blakjesus, on 01/01/2009, -0/+20@scubaman
I half-way agree with you.
Yes, liquor does taste like *****, but i have found some beer to be quite good; i know a couple that i would prefer (just in taste) to any soda or other beverage.
As far as being drunk goes, i love drinking socially. Although i never found the appeal to drink to the point of stupor or unconsciousness. I find mild drinking very enjoyable, and whenever i drink i am never too drunk to remember what happened the night before. Whatever people find fun about getting completely wasted, i never figured it out. - inactive, on 12/31/2008, -0/+20Dugg for ass-pennies reference.
- Eshestun, on 12/31/2008, -1/+21Seriously. Especially this time of year.
Please. For ***** sake. Don't drink and drive. - SLYK, on 12/31/2008, -2/+21wow. dugg for a classic novel.
nobody reads anymore :( - inactive, on 12/31/2008, -2/+19scubaman - go to a few parties where the conversation is with immature fools and you'll see why some people are helping themselves to straight tequila before daring conversation.
Not saying every party works that way, but with some crowds you need to drop your IQ a few points before you can get the "I smell *****" look off your face. - poppyrich, on 12/31/2008, -0/+17so you plan to be on digg at the same time you are exhorting others not to be??
- absurdist, on 01/01/2009, -0/+17"Let's put it this way: It's almost a statistical certainly that by New Year's Eve of 2009, at least one of the people reading this will be dead due to a drunk driving accident. About 15,000 people die every year that way in the US alone. The rate doubles over the holidays, and skyrockets among the young, drunken males of the type who tend to read this site. So seriously, just don't get ***** hammered and drive. We mean it."
One of the best things Cracked has ever written. - MrWally, on 12/31/2008, -0/+17But you still laughed. Admit it.
- theOster, on 01/01/2009, -0/+15thats the sig of a very well written article...makes you laugh therefore memorable, but also drives home the bit of responsibility. yes, kudos.
- lisaawesome, on 12/31/2008, -3/+17We accept in advance that someone in the comments section totally knows a guy whose cousin escaped a DUI by eating a jar of Vaseline and cramming a roll of Mentos up their ass. But who are you going to trust, a random internet commenter or the advice of a team of internet comedy writers?
- mwalker05, on 12/31/2008, -1/+15especially tonight, even if you are sober i would stay off the roads if possible. drunk drivers dont sit around and wait for the police or exchange insurance after they hit you.
- yetimonster, on 12/31/2008, -0/+14dugg for ucb reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZeOnEzs98 - ivansusanin, on 12/31/2008, -1/+15Just in time for new year's eve. I'll live to see another day.
- the2989, on 01/01/2009, -0/+14"Don't get too drunk like a ***** idiot."
Fixed. Being responsibly drunk is fun, but blacking out and finding yourself hovering over a toilet at somebody else's house (one you've never been to for that matter) dry heaving because you've already emptied your stomach sucks. - jtbell04, on 12/31/2008, -2/+15Drinking in moderation is fine. Here's an idea to prevent getting totally *****: develop expensive tastes and don't drink other people's hooch. I drink nice gin, craft beers, and scotch, so I'm usually stone-broke after a week of drinking, but at least I'm not vomiting my lungs out.
- str1fe, on 01/01/2009, -0/+12That's the damn truth. Being the only under-21 at my family Christmas party, I was the only one who remembers everything (read: anything after the first ~45 minutes) that happened that night. People were asking me questions about who did what to who and such, I'd just laugh at them. They picked the wrong year to give me a video camera.
- bigeyedfisch, on 12/31/2008, -0/+12The guy in that underwear eating newspaper caption kinda looks like Dwight Scdhrute.
- inactive, on 12/31/2008, -0/+12How very 90s of you
- Ne007, on 12/31/2008, -6/+18IT'S TYLENOL THAT YOU DON'T TAKE WITH ALCOHOL!
Tylenol + alcohol = liver transplant
Aspirin + alcohol = stomach irritation
that's a very dangerous mistake on this article's part!
and remember vicodin and "cets" {percocet, darvocet} have tylenol in them. -
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