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- inkubusfan, on 06/30/2009, -0/+19"How about that ride in, I guess that why they call it Sin City... ha ha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself, as a one man wolf pack. Though when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack, I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined later. And six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought "wait a second could it be?" and now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"
- bmcnally, on 06/30/2009, -1/+13There are 5 speeches.
- BigLou, on 06/30/2009, -0/+12I've seen the worst, too. Just a month ago, the best man stumbled over his chair to get to the microphone, announcing, "You gave me a microphone? I'm just going to warn you, that was a bad decision." Needless to say, for the in-laws, it was... for everyone else, it made the night. Inappropriate expletives and sexual stories in front of the elderly is great fun!
- Casual, on 06/30/2009, -1/+13I couldn't even watch. Too painful.
- LittleBabyJesus, on 06/30/2009, -0/+11THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!
- YourFuzzyGod, on 06/30/2009, -1/+12This is how you do it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PApYrFQrdso - Residents, on 06/30/2009, -1/+11"I'd just like to say, uhhhhhh..... ummmmm..... uhhhhh" Yeah that will bomb every time.
- Takfam, on 06/30/2009, -0/+8You ever attend a wedding where the best man has that moment of relief that everyone laughed at his joke? Heard at a wedding I attended a few months ago. The groom's brother was his best man:
"I'd like to call Charles up here. Charles is my high school friend and I'm giving him $20 right now. I'm doing this because back in high school, I made a bet that no woman would ever be able to stand my brother in a relationship and I've clearly, and happily, lost. So, here Charles, $20. *audience laughter* ...Oh, and here's the other $100 for the other bet we made in high school where I swore my brother was gay. *raucous audience laughter, applause*" - raviu90, on 06/30/2009, -1/+8"Return the favour"
- dowelly, on 06/30/2009, -0/+7I thought the last one was ***** excellent
- SpeedSteamBoat, on 06/30/2009, -1/+6Cool story, bro.
- Sazafraz, on 06/30/2009, -0/+5Those were great. I think the greatest best man speech i've ever heard was this one:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/779910/ultimate_best ... - ace429k, on 06/30/2009, -1/+5i hate awkward moments. i thought the videos would be more fun to watch.
- bmcnally, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4Also, they missed the "Marriage" speech from Princess Bride. I've seen it in two weddings so far this summer, and I really wish it would stop. It's kind of awkward funny when it's done in real life, with the emphasis on awkward.
- endigger2, on 06/30/2009, -2/+6What are you a math major?
- abyss478, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4Come on, now you HAVE to post it... what's the worst that can happen?
- weeFred, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4I've got to give a best man's speech in 45 days time, I'm a little nervous but I don't think I could do any worse than the first video.
- bob_the_alien, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4What are you a sarcasm major?
- BoneStamp, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4The last one was hilarious. I bit racy, but funny as hell.
- Bermygoon, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3He is looking for a job right now and he is in the IT field, this will make a job impossible if an employer saw it. Seriously he had to be clapped off the mic he wouldn't stop, it was brutal. Didn't ruin the wedding speeches though as all other ones were really good. Actually my theory is it made the rest look better than they were.
- Klaky, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3Still a better best man than this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mP3FqUUAAw - jankind, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3I have had the honor of being Best Man for three weddings and each of my speeches have been absolutely brutal. All I can say is I'm glad there are no videos of them out there. These ones did make me feel much better though.
- BoneStamp, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2That speech has the same joke as the video posted by YourFuzzyGod a few comments up.
- RadicalEdward, on 06/30/2009, -1/+3i thought the flashdancer one was hilarious
- FreddieD, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2Easily the most awkward best man speech I ever heard was when someone gave his best man speech to his brother, but accidentally referred to his new bride by his long time ex-girlfriend's name. Half of the reception gasped in horror, the other half was all confused as to who this person was. He knew he was off the tracks at that point, so he nervously kept going on (it really wasn't that good of a speech before the gaffe) and it made the death all that more slow and painful.
I wish I had it on video, because this particular instance was noticeably worse than half of the videos on this submission. - sedatedbylife, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2Mawaige....
- seedsofwar, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2flash dancer was best speech ever, not worst.
- doctressjulia, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2UGH. ***** weddings. I couldn't watch 3 seconds of that *****.
- zantos420, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2best opening line ever.
- inactive, on 07/01/2009, -0/+2You couldn't replace his name with "Person A"? Not like you have to give us his social security number.
- Alli3388, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2i thought they were going to be funny drunks or something, not boring bumbling morons who didn’t prepare a speech. Not funny at all. Just uncomfortable.
- xyberjax, on 07/01/2009, -0/+1We British seem to have a similar problem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4t03uBWYCw#t=02m13 ... - Jeembo, on 06/30/2009, -0/+1Mine's in 60 days. And likewise. Good luck to both of us :)
- Takfam, on 06/30/2009, -0/+1You got the song stuck in my head now. You bastard.
♫ Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon ♫ - luckydeck, on 06/30/2009, -0/+1Well, the 4 worst we have on video anyway
- Bermygoon, on 06/30/2009, -1/+2
My best man speech is worse than any of these. He won't let me post it on the web though. It blows these away, he actually dropped the 'f-bomb' and 'mo-fo'. The basis of his speech is why he is the best man and not my other friends.
I laughed though it but most of the guest were horrified.
He will let me post it one day and it will be viral. - thewibbler, on 07/01/2009, -0/+1That video doesn't seem to work (tried firefox + IE). any other links to it?
- Natitude, on 06/30/2009, -0/+1The flashdancer was awesome! I would love it if the best man at my wedding did that.
- BrandonJM, on 06/30/2009, -0/+1I was sad to see my Father's speech was not on here.
- aaronfleishman, on 11/07/2009, -0/+1He plagiarized the whole thing. See the link below.
- inactive, on 06/30/2009, -1/+2C'mon, the flashdancer one wasn't bad, and it is edited, so it's hard to say what he did or didn't say.The bride and groom obviously got a kick out of it.
Not to toot my own horn, but mine killed. Just jotted a couple notes the night before, and pretty much improved a 5 min stand up routine. I got a lot of "best I've ever heard" comments, and one set of newlyweds said they wanted to get married again just to have me do the best man speech. - daviz0, on 06/30/2009, -0/+0lol i used it a my bro wedding
- bfogarty27, on 06/30/2009, -1/+1false
- dragonshade103, on 06/30/2009, -1/+1For some reason I read the title as 4 Best Man Speeches Ever. I thought that it was just an awkward way of saying these are the four best speeches about being a man ever, and my mind went immediately to that song in Mulan, I'll make a man out of you, even if it's a song and not a traditional speech. I was kind of disappointed it was about the worst best man speeches instead.
- elindy, on 07/01/2009, -0/+0The first one was great. And by great, I mean painful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJIs2BM1LE - inactive, on 06/30/2009, -1/+0I can't help but laugh! These speeches are terrible compared to the speeches of the Sheiks here in Saudi Arabia.
- DRNOOO, on 06/30/2009, -3/+2yeah whatever my best man was so ***** coked out it !
Dam ***** ! All he said was there's free tickets for the round up ride to the adjacent Fair by mine and my wifes Wedding!
and no coke is not a hell of a drug ! His drug habit almost ruined my wedding ! - freshyill, on 06/30/2009, -6/+2I went as a date for a friend of mine who was in a wedding party a few years ago. A (female) friend of ours was getting married, and her new husband's two brothers gave the best man (men?) speech. It was so bad. Very obviously downloaded from some ***** web site, and these two dudes both spoke with a ridiculous lisp, which isn't really funny by itself, but when you add it up with the AWFUL speech, it's pretty hilarious.
So anyway, I'm sitting at the head table, up on a dais, trying not to make too much of a scene while these two characters give this insincere downloaded best man speech. It was brutal. - MrDoug, on 06/30/2009, -6/+1Dugg for the Fat Kid bombing...
- inactive, on 06/30/2009, -17/+0The hangover is just about as stupid and as lame as you are.
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